Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Who will be victorious?
Netherlands and Costa Rica
Netherlands and Greece
Mexico and Costa Rica
Mexico and Greece
Football will be victorious
Football is dead
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The great showdown between UEFA and CONCACAF

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Postorder Trollet89 posted:

Netherlands vs Argentine will be the real test. Mexico has been great so far but they won't knock out Oranje.

I'm more intrested in France vs Germany quarterfinals, 100 years after WWI broke out and all that.

France-Algeria would be played one day before the Algerian Independence Day (July 5), that'd be something

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
two world wars and one world cup

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Brendan Rodgers posted:

did you know hitler called the dutch cheeseheads

what did he call mexicans

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
weaksauce

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Pop'em

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
My fight money!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I see dead balloons

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Beautiful

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Qatar preview

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Even the ref needs to cool down

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

that's what our tv channel did

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
of course a goal is scored when I take a piss

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
OCHOA

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The Machine hath spoken

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

skooma512 posted:

Or just have a Mexican girlfriend.

I wish I lived in a Mexican neighborhood. I'm sure they would be going nuts. The armenians here don't give a poo poo.

Not too surprising considering Armenia is not in the world cup

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

tbp posted:

Hello, it's because of these reasons

-They are willing to work for pennies thus ruining wages in this country
-They are unwilling to assimilate and as such speak broken english after dozens of years of illegal residency
-The ones that my landlord hired to work on my house two years ago would nap constantly, drink on the job, and play FIFA on our TVs while not working
-They endorse the cartels and drugs and murder and kidnap which is all bad things

is your landlord that famous

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
No ads so far here.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Americans are missing out on the hot chicks and the bearded mexicans

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
At least this won't happen in Russia.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
nooooo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Extra extra time.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
welp

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
In Ochoa we trust

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
What's up with the Dutch and kicking things

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Spangly A posted:

They'll probably still be slaughtering captives in the streets of chichen itza tbf

chichen itza is Maya, I think you mean Tenochtitlan

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Imagine if Cote D'Ivoire had qualified, we would have had a Coast duel.

Instead we have Greece.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

80085 posted:

There are unfortunately no joke leagues playing right now however top 5 world league MLS has a game currently going on

Why does the MLS play during the World cup

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I can't get mad at Samaras's smile

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

mr sad posted:

at what minute do we start trying to remember which teams greece beat to get here, and wishing one of them had advanced instead?

Greece beat Ivory Coast in the last minutes I think

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

vyelkin posted:

imagine going in for your first PE class of the year and howard webb is your PE teacher

Wasn't he a cop

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Even the fans look bored

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Oh boy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Gaul was the best ancient history football country

At least 11 Gauls per match

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Crazy Ted posted:

Pretty sure Rome had them beat between the ancient Italian Catenaccio and the Greek defense. Good luck scoring on those fuckers.

That's because Brennus had retired. His Gaul side beat them so hard, Rome's manager was sacked.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Crazy Ted posted:

Yeltsin? We really have a Latin American player named after Boris Yeltsin?

da

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Crazy Ted posted:

Greece was a world powerhouse in 400 BC does that not count?

I don't even know what the Netherlands were in 400 BC

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Football says thank you

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Third benched player to be carded this world cup

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

DOOP posted:

HAHAHAHA a bench player got carded

Lugano is off the hook

There was also Algeria's Cadamuro for time wasting

  • Locked thread