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I am a congenital optimist.
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cuz i'd really like to meet HER
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Jun 30, 2014 05:44
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May 16, 2024 08:13
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- i am he
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our god is an awesome god, who is also a pretty lady
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Jun 30, 2014 05:45
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- deep dish peat moss
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I'm going to woo her when I meet her
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Jun 30, 2014 05:48
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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well there are three swag arumgets
1 the one where god is an idea so pure that it has to exist
2 god is a clock worker that made everything
3 god exists and can not stop himself from existing.
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Jun 30, 2014 05:48
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i pray to the one true god, the christian god, the one with huge knockers
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Jun 30, 2014 05:49
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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It was good to be young in the 90s, also ask her why we're who we are
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Jun 30, 2014 05:52
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are you there god? it's me margaret, plz send nudes so i can jack it
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Jun 30, 2014 05:53
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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man if a movie ever needed someone quirky to play god they should get angsty alternative music star alanis morrisette to play her
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Jun 30, 2014 05:53
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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true story morrisette autocorrects to terrorism
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Jun 30, 2014 05:53
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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man if a movie ever needed someone quirky to play god they should get angsty alternative music star alanis morrisette to play her
Paging matt damon
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Jun 30, 2014 05:55
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the golden rule: treat others as you would treat a sexy hb10
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Jun 30, 2014 05:55
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- Flynn Taggart
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I worship pan, the goat god
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Jun 30, 2014 05:56
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- Pinche Rudo
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are u sure it's not satan deceiving u?
only one way to find out *zip*
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Jun 30, 2014 06:03
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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He's cool.
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Jun 30, 2014 06:05
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when we do communion at church and "partake" of the body of christ i get a raging hard on thinking of her huge cans
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Jun 30, 2014 06:05
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i always wondered what part you ate from
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Jun 30, 2014 06:07
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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hey guys flannels are back in btw
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Jun 30, 2014 06:08
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the reason adam and eve were embarrassed and put clothes on in the garden of eden is cuz when god was walking around naked they were really turned on by her sexy body and adam got a huge boner
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Jun 30, 2014 06:11
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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a boner is nothing to be ashamed of
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Jun 30, 2014 06:12
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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even a v tiny boner? :hopeful:
nope, show it out and proud
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Jun 30, 2014 06:15
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god likes wearing mini skirts and crop tops and only dates loving douchebags, stupid idiot slut
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Jun 30, 2014 06:15
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i was friendzoned by god
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Jun 30, 2014 06:15
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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god doesn't know that i'm really good for her but she always wants to date jerks
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Jun 30, 2014 06:16
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god gets pms and thats why people die of starvation and war still happens a lot
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Jun 30, 2014 06:16
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god loves you...like a brother
she SAYS she wants a nice guy to save from satan then she goes and performs miracles on jerks
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Jun 30, 2014 06:58
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brb killing myself to get a load of those bozongas
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Jun 30, 2014 08:39
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- Cymbal Monkey
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Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
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God's okay, but hit it and quit it, she's clingy as gently caress.
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Jun 30, 2014 08:44
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- Ren and Stimpire
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If you stare that this video long enough, you will see knockers god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDv64mUJO4c
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Jun 30, 2014 13:49
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- Captain No-mates
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my god is the sun
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Jun 30, 2014 14:06
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*sees vision of god appearing to me* uhhhh hey do you wanna like... i dunno.... get coffee or something sometime? i eman if you don't its fine... but it might be fun ha, not like a date or anything
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Jun 30, 2014 18:23
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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Jun 30, 2014 18:26
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- cruft
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hey guys flannels are back in btw
You all have kind of glossed over this very important revelation. Can you tell us any more, CAT BRUSH?
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Jun 30, 2014 18:42
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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God demands that I not eat pork, but bacon is just too much of good thing to deny myself some slices of sin once in a while.
I should probably also stop murdering folks.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:00
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May 16, 2024 08:13
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- cruft
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God demands that I not eat pork, but bacon is just too much of good thing to deny myself some slices of sin once in a while.
Salman Rushdie is ahead of his time. By maybe a century or two.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:05
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Jun 30, 2014 05:44
<--- me, upon arriving to heaven and being gretted by a hot sexy female god in a bikini
