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Syphilicious! posted:did you guys know that an antipope is a real thing, like that's an actual concept yeah but an antipope is just another guy who thinks god is on his side oh wait thats the joke
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Morkyz posted:Someone ask pope Francis to declare a crusade. To get the Pope to declare a Great Holy War against a caliphate you first have to wait until approximately the year 1080 when this will become an option. Once you receive notification of this you need to check the current Pope's opinion of you so it will help if your ruler has a high diplomacy skill or traits seen as favourable by heads of religion e.g. zealous otherwise bribery may be necessary. Once he agrees other Catholic rulers will offer to join. One useful trait your ruler can gain through this event is 'Crusader' which will boost many stats as well as vassal opinion so be sure to have him lead one of your armies in order to potentially gain this. Hth. e: please note also that a successful Crusade will massively boost your religion's moral authority as well as decreasing that of the opposing religion so whilst risky as well as costly (be prepared to lose most of your troops along the way through attrition) it can be very helpful in the long run. Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jun 30, 2014 |
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Jun 30, 2014 09:43
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Syphilicious! posted:did you guys know that an antipope is a real thing, like that's an actual concept yes, i have a basic education.
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Jun 30, 2014 09:47
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According to Tom Clancy the new caliphate was supposed to arise after the Iranian Ayatollah succeeded in getting saddam asassainated leaving the country in civil war where they picked up the pieces. But this is close enough.
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Jun 30, 2014 09:48
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when will the antipope build a death star?
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concerned mom posted:yeah but an antipope is just another guy who thinks god is on his side oh wait thats the joke Declaring an antipope is considered to be pretty gamey due to the amount of income it generates, however the flip side is that Catholicism will take a permanent -30% to its moral authority. This cannot be undone.
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Jun 30, 2014 09:52
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i hope this triggers a massive collapse in the middle east that sees islam wiped out for good
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Jun 30, 2014 10:00
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I'm pretty sure declaring a Caliphate triggers a new Golden Horde. Mongolia is sitting on trillions of dollars of rare earth minerals and the boom is just about to take off. Coincidence?
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Jun 30, 2014 10:03
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the true final boss of Islam has appeared, America can now target its weak point
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Jun 30, 2014 10:05
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concerned mom posted:yeah but an antipope is just another guy who thinks god is on his side oh wait thats the joke i just think it's awesome.
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Jun 30, 2014 10:07
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obama stands over the corpse of his sworn enemy Osama Bin Ladin, chest heaving from the effort of his mighty battle. behind him, hillary wipes clean her maul and bush the second stares into the distance, muttering "its finally over." Obamas eyes narrow, staring into the darkness of the Muslim Throne Room. "not yet" he says. Bush looks at him, worry creeping across his worn features. a rumble suddenly shakes the room, threatening to toss the trio to the floor, and dashing the racks of scimitars and ak47s to the ground. in front of them, a row of american and israli flags light up like torches, one after another, revealing a passage to the darkness. "AL QEADA MEANT NOTHING TO ME" a voice bellows, as a massive figure rises, illuminated by the flames. "YOU ARE TOO LATE. THE CALIPHATE IS REBORN. YOU WILL FULFILL THE PROPHECY YET, SON OF KENYA." this was their last chance, to turn the tide. obama raises his blade once last time.
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Tiler Kiwi posted:obama stands over the corpse of his sworn enemy Osama Bin Ladin, chest heaving from the effort of his mighty battle. behind him, hillary wipes clean her maul and bush the second stares into the distance, muttering "its finally over." Obamas eyes narrow, staring into the darkness of the Muslim Throne Room. "not yet" he says. Bush looks at him, worry creeping across his worn features. a rumble suddenly shakes the room, threatening to toss the trio to the floor, and dashing the racks of scimitars and ak47s to the ground. in front of them, a row of american and israli flags light up like torches, one after another, revealing a passage to the darkness. "AL QEADA MEANT NOTHING TO ME" a voice bellows, as a massive figure rises, illuminated by the flames. "YOU ARE TOO LATE. THE CALIPHATE IS REBORN. YOU WILL FULFILL THE PROPHECY YET, SON OF KENYA." this was their last chance, to turn the tide. obama raises his blade once last time. "no" says blair quietly from behind obama, placing a hand tenderly on his shoulder. "the true war is in here" he slides his arm down obama's arm and tugs gently at his wrist, pulling the president's hand towards his own heart. "to defeat the al quiade you must first learn the love of the British Empire" "this is so," says bush, unbuckling his belt and allowing his pants to fall to the floor. "we must all play our part" agrees hilary, her pants suit now all but removed. "i understand" nods obama solemnly, his own cock growing erect in anticipation of the events to come. "bush, gently caress my rear end. gently caress it hard while i suck blairs cock. today, we destroy islam." blair licks his lips and moves in for the kill
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Jun 30, 2014 10:28
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Grey Skies posted:"no" says blair quietly from behind obama, placing a hand tenderly on his shoulder. "the true war is in here" he slides his arm down obama's arm and tugs gently at his wrist, pulling the president's hand towards his own heart. "to defeat the al quiade you must first learn the love of the British Empire" Dont stop im almost there
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Jun 30, 2014 10:35
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miss him? I hardly knew him 
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Grey Skies posted:"no" says blair quietly from behind obama, placing a hand tenderly on his shoulder. "the true war is in here" he slides his arm down obama's arm and tugs gently at his wrist, pulling the president's hand towards his own heart. "to defeat the al quiade you must first learn the love of the British Empire" bush's muscular rear end glistened in the sun as it pounded back and forth against obama's tight buttpussy. "this is how i felt in 2008" he hissed as he approached climax, his republican dick turning red, white and blue inside the president's boyflower. "i'm going to gently caress you harder than iraq" leered blair, grabbing obama's rounded dome and forcing his royal cock deep into his face and throat. "urrrgghhhh" he groaned, pulling out rapidly and unleashing his seed all over obama's face. "collateral damage" winked blair, high fiving bush. "mnake way boys" came a voice from stage left. it was hilary, wearing nothing but polished armour over her vaj and tits. "the queen is here to claim her prize"
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Jun 30, 2014 10:39
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i am glad for giving you cause to write this
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Jun 30, 2014 10:50
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concerned mom posted:I'm pretty sure declaring a Caliphate triggers a new Golden Horde. Mongolia is sitting on trillions of dollars of rare earth minerals and the boom is just about to take off. Coincidence? To do that, you need to have at least -2 unrest in those territories to trigger Golden Horde, also have at least 2 active rebellions triggered nearby.
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Jun 30, 2014 11:04
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I know we're only a tiny little island and so its not worth keeping up with our current events etc. but you guys are aware that we've had two different PM's since Blair right?
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Jun 30, 2014 11:05
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but seriously though if we hadn't pulled out of iraq this wouldn't have happened. later
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Jun 30, 2014 11:10
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Tony Blair is pretty much Voldemort right now. He's a shadow that appears on obscure pages in the newspaper in a far-off land. Just rumours and snippets of stories. He was the man at the top, the big boss but now he's a grey withered voiceless face with mud for a name so dark that no one dare speak it.
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Jun 30, 2014 11:11
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:I know we're only a tiny little island and so its not worth keeping up with our current events etc. but you guys are aware that we've had two different PM's since Blair right? only blair's warrior dick can defeat the caliphate you loving terrorist david cameron will never have enough power
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Jun 30, 2014 11:15
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declaring a caliphate is an important PR move if world history is any guage. whole lotta poo poo people is headed that way.
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Jun 30, 2014 11:15
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ive been declaring a caliphate for YEARS and nobody loving pays attention to me, these loving assholes do it and suddenly its the next big thing
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The Caliphate has always been at war.quote:In 1977, a new American Ordo Templi Orientis, (O.T.O.), called "Caliphate" selfstyled itself to be the worldwide "Grand Lodge" when his protagonist Grady Louis McMurtry (1918–1985) signed a paper: "Let all Thelemites know that I, Hymenaeus Alpha, 777 IX° O.T.O., 9=2, Caliph of the Ordo Templi Orientis of Aleister Crowley, Baphomet, 666, do hereby Charter Thelema Lodge as Grand Lodge of O.T.O.".
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glowing-fish posted:Rifts World Book 43: Caliphate of Mesopotamia.  To be released soon! In 2516!Forget the Knights Templar, let Germany rebuild the Teutonic Knights and send those bastards over.
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Jun 30, 2014 12:13
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This is some good stuff
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Jun 30, 2014 12:22
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Watch pope Francis start a loving war
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TontoCorazon posted:Let them. Has nothing to do with us Hahahahhahahah oh man maybe if we let that whole region be in 2003 we could slip by but I think we're in it for the long run now
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Jun 30, 2014 14:48
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Parallax Scroll posted:would be dope as gently caress Need a Christian Renaissance, this could work
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Jun 30, 2014 14:49
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isis just really loves mapgames guys
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Jun 30, 2014 14:50
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No one colours in the Sahara. Trying to make up for a little something hmm Isis?
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Jun 30, 2014 14:53
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good, maybe we can actually do some diplomacy with them once they've made the middle east vaguely stabler instead of having to deal with 1000000000000000000000000 different splinter groups or we can bomb them in 2 years when everyone forgets how bad america is at middle east war and send it back to utter madness i guess
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Jun 30, 2014 14:55
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Bro Dad posted:isis just really loves mapgames guys a little hosed up that they are leaving the mujahideen in the kavkaz emirate out in the cold
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Jun 30, 2014 14:58
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claiming india but not seeking to right the wrongs of Reconquista? for shame.
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Jun 30, 2014 15:01
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It's pretty cool watching all these borders change in real time.
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Jun 30, 2014 15:01
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This is fine, because the ebola will probably stabilize the region.
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tentative8e8op posted:the BULLDOZER yeah the guy they're saying is the caliph now looks kind of fat and doughy i'd respect them if the dude they named as their leader was CALIPH BULLDOZER. that's a guy i can get behind
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:They don't even hold Baghdad yet. If they manage to get the Baghdad-Cairo-Damascus trifecta then you say they're a proper Caliphate. i don't think they had the moral authority to form the caliphate either
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I hope there's a mass exodus to the new holy land.
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