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Prav
Oct 29, 2011

calling yourself caliph Abu Bakr just seems so terribly presumptuous.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lana

Lana

LAAAANNNAAAAAA

Danger Zone

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

im sure whatever ISIS chose was a better choice than whatever dictatorship we would install

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



somehow, i doubt that a fundamentalist sunni caliphate is better than a guy who just occasionally feeds dissidents to jackals

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I don't recognize them until they take a holy city.

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Jun 30, 2014

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
how did that one kid in ender's game set up his caliphate?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



The Human Crouton posted:

I don't recognize them until they take a holy city.

i thought tehy had already taken some shia holy sites and hosed 'em up

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Fandyien posted:

i thought tehy had already taken some shia holy sites and hosed 'em up

Mecca, Jerusalem, or Vatican City.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Archer Season 6: Cyril converts to Islam and goes on a warpath through Syria

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011

Y-Hat posted:

Archer Season 6: Cyril converts to Islam and goes on a warpath through Syria

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

The Human Crouton posted:

Mecca, Jerusalem, or Vatican City.

Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem, Baghdad, or Cordoba actually. :eng101:

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
IMO they will only go so far before the ottomans come down on them cus the ottomans are muslim but have a better tech group so its really just inevitable.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Momplestiltskin posted:

IMO they will only go so far before the ottomans come down on them cus the ottomans are muslim but have a better tech group so its really just inevitable.

idk these guys are pretty good at twitter

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem, Baghdad, or Cordoba actually. :eng101:

I know Muslims like to pretend that every city is a holy city because they're so loving special, but Mecca is their only holy city. Baghdad and Cordoba are the Mediterranean and Baltic Avenue of holy cities.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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cock hero flux posted:

they should have made that big dude with the 50 cal the new caliph



Guy is p cool

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
the us national security council fears a caliph, presto some nobodies declare a caliph

the nsc should issue a report that the greatest threat to the US is terrorists who recruit in clown suits

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

verbal enema posted:



Guy is p cool

Sure he does a lot of damage and has a ton of hit points but his agility, accuracy, and reload time is just poo poo

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



mookface posted:

Sure he does a lot of damage and has a ton of hit points but his agility, accuracy, and reload time is just poo poo

he's got shorts on for bonus agility

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Brown Heavy enters the game!

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



gotta maintain freedom of movement while toting around a giant rear end gun normally found bolted to vehicles

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



glenn beck called it back when the arab spring was just getting underway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mXMtLmhQ74

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

cock hero flux posted:

he's got shorts on for bonus agility

Actually they look more like camo jorts which one of you is this?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So, its not safe for me to go on a spirit quest to the ziggurats?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Repeat after me: Not Our Problem.

They can all do whatever the gently caress they want and we don't have to give a poo poo or shed any more blood/money. gently caress them.

Their poo poo little caliphate will be a disaster. Or maybe not, who the gently caress cares. As long as Iran doesn't give them nukes: not me.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


lots of fakeass calpih8ers in this beezy

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



exquisite tea posted:

lots of fakeass calpih8ers in this beezy

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Good for them :3:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Y-Hat posted:

Archer Season 6: Cyril converts to Islam and goes on a warpath through Syria

Suppressive fire

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

exquisite tea posted:

lots of fakeass calpih8ers in this beezy

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Hail Satiphate

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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mookface posted:

Sure he does a lot of damage and has a ton of hit points but his agility, accuracy, and reload time is just poo poo

Does america or anyone else have any video game style mini bosses?

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

verbal enema posted:

Does america or anyone else have any video game style mini bosses?

america is the player character, holmes

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
America is the Rebels in FTL

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
someone photoshop a caliphate final boss

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Phil Niekro posted:

america is the player character, holmes

Theb i hope the PC spends most its time killing itsself on accident and complaining that the game is unfair

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

dont forget laser scimitar and minaret rocket launchers

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
What's a caliphate?

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

verbal enema posted:

Theb i hope the PC spends most its time killing itsself on accident and complaining that the game is unfair

same, but i hope this for everyone.

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
I never played rts/civ :confused:

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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
I kind of want Osama Bin Laden back now. All I had to worry about were foregin terrorists and occassional oversea attacks.

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