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SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


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Let me tell you about chester cheetah: too cool to fool.

It was a pretty average poo poo licensed platformer, except, they decided to subvert the invincibility pick up trope.

The item is an electric guitar that, when picked up, chester busts a mad solo on. He hops left, he flourishes right and maybe even does a spin move.

All without you being able to control anything. So the invincibility is 8 seconds where you can kill one enemy if you plan it well.

Oh that doesn't seem bad enough? In level three there's a portion where you ride on top of what I call "the hip hoppo" who is a hippo wearing a clock chain ala flava flav. Anyway while you're on this smallish moving platform there is a guitar pickup and if you get it you die. And there are no enemies around.

The developer of this game was a cockhole.

you might be asking why I love this item if it's such poo poo. It's because it's existance in level forced me to develop this strat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz4GE1IaeG8&t=226s

which should have let me keep bouncing all the way to the end of the level if I didn't suck so much.

SeXReX fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jul 3, 2014

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