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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



SPACE HOMOS posted:

I want to nominate the phantom shitter, making GBS threads everywhere always and no one knows who he is. An unnamed hero.

Did he leave poo poo in soap boxes in your shower? Those were the best :allears:

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Sir Lucius posted:

Corry station only has one gym. It's the gym by the bar. The bar is also a great plae to hang out if you like cheap drinks or dudes.

Perfect for N4I then

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Noeland posted:

This particular chief was a superstar. Got advanced word from his old command and the first thing he did when he got sent to the ship was get sent cranking.

lol @ a chief cranking


i guess some dumbass has to keep the other window lickers in line

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Christoff posted:

I always assumed it was like sending someone you work with that's worthless TAD or something. One guy wore his mini warfare pins on his polo it was so cute

It is.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LingcodKilla posted:

Ok I got this. Historically they use to be called stewards and the rating was usually all black until right after ww2. This all makes sense now.

It has improved, now they are black/filipino.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vriess posted:

I ruined someone's relationship and read an awful lot of porn that was poorly hidden in wardrooms.

AMA about catching a married JO boning the MWR rep on the Enterprise.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Dingleberry posted:

For a visual representation...



loving attachments are broken, can you imgur it?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons In Platoons > July Navy Thread 14: Still not as rapey as the Air Force!

:mmmsmug:

orange juche fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jul 9, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

So what was the actual percentage of pilots and NFOs promoted?

Probably really poo poo. I'm at a patreconwing out of Japan, and all of the officers that were up for promotion are looking really sad.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Snowdens Secret posted:

Isn't this in a community that often can't remember how to administer chewable Motrin

Please tell me they don't have to read the directions seriously.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nick Soapdish posted:

Fat :chiefsay: PRT coordinators are way better than skinny, former fat girl, noble coordinator. Fucker screwed over one of the best Sailors we had because of BCA even though he is in-shape and it was 1%. Bonus was said PRT coordinated had to redo an entire group PRT the next drill because she made so many mistakes in a process that is entirely regulation driven.

So what I am getting from this is we should "burn all nobles"? :raise:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nick Soapdish posted:

No, but that would be good.


Yes, except for CWO/LDOs.

LDOs and CWOs are p chill dudes. More chill than :chiefsay: for sure.

Realchat it's time to update my security clearance and the security manager wants me to sign away access to my medical records for the investigation, when I haven't been involved with mental health at any point in my life, and that is specifically mentioned on the form as the only time that they would need access to my medical records and to talk with providers etc.

Am I correct in pointing to the spot on the form that says "ONLY SIGN IF YOU ARE CRAZY" and using that as the reason why I won't sign it? Respectfully, of course.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



poopkitty posted:

My first QD watch, this dude was looking over my shoulder critiquing all of my friends' photos. and commenting on their outfits. Also mentioned he had never seen me at church and wondered what services I attended. I just heard he was hired on as a civilian.

He's gonna be the dude giving the speech about sexual harassment at indoc as part of his "agreement". Just calling it now. We have a civilian named Mike, who as part of his punishment for a fuckup involving hands where they should not be, it was decided that he shall give a sexual harassment brief every week to new check ins on base.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



PneumonicBook posted:

Unacceptable. More bake sales are needed.

We now need to lock our classrooms when they are empty. I'll reiterate that students can only be in the classrooms when we are, and some of us leave pretty often due to collaterals and poo poo. Also we have to put the students in break every hour, and their break is our break so we'll leave then too. This wouldn't be an enormous deal if there were more than three loving keys.

I'd text the guys with the keys but we aren't allowed to have cell phones in this unclass building.

The lack of trust the upper chain shows to us here is absurd, and I can't wait for all of the training stoppage to be reported to big brother Dahlgren, and the IG comes next week so that'll be good. Maybe we can get this CO fired? Probably not though.

Where the gently caress are you teaching? Pensacola? Sounds like some dumb poo poo that would exist in Pensacola.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



DustyNuts posted:

Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico. I have to stop there every time I drive across the country. Sleep your way through all of Texas. Hit New Orleans if you have time. Large parts of the south are good for scenery on the drive. If you've never been to Norfolk, hang out in Ghent in the evenings.

Ghent is the only nice thing about Norfolk.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



krispykremessuck posted:

doesn't everyone use one of those gay little vaporizers now? idk i'm waiting for the first dipshit enlisted person (not necessarily a sailor) to chug a bottle of that fluid on a dare and die and then dod outlaws vaporizers

It'll be a sailor, cmon

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Zotix posted:

I don't really have the time to do the OCS route. I'm going to be pushing 30 here shortly, and I'm in a time crunch even to enlist. So if CTN isn't available, and I say look again and they tell me no. I'm going to head home. The recruiter has told me his supervisor wants me to go in with a few choices in-case CTN isn't available, and I've looked at IT and a little at CTM. IT seems like it's fixing printers for the most part, and CTM could be decent, but CTN looks like it has a better job potential when I get out. I'm really, really hoping for CTN to be available. If the recruiter ends up being pissed that I didn't sign anything, can I just go to a different Navy recruiter in a neighboring city, or what? I know I'll end up going to the same MEPS station a month later, but if that pissed off the first recruiter, I'm unsure of what route to take to get that CTN position.

OCS is not appreciably longer than enlisted boot camp, trust me, you have time if they will still take you. It's only 12 weeks long.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 25, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Woopdy doo, just looked at the navadmin for sea shore rotation, and I fall under that special group of people who can basically say "gently caress ships forever". I could theoretically never have to go to another ship in my career, dunno why I would do that though, I'd rather get out.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Zotix posted:

Is it true that Intelligence jobs are more likely to show up at the beginning of the month? That's what the recruiting supervisor told me, and I'm inclined to believe him on that point. Also, I scored a 96 on the ASVAB last month, if CTN is available I should see it without any worries right? If I'm not seeing CTN could it be available and they are holding it from me?

If you scored a 96, you are eligible for literally anything you want. Don't settle for anything but CTN, CTM is kinda poop, you do 3M maintenance on all the CT gear, which sucks.

Gonna yet again reinforce that you talk to an O recruiter, do not count yourself out on having a commission within your reach without talking to them.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Zotix posted:

I'm sorry, what exactly does hard fill rating mean?

I'm likely going to talk to an officer recruiter sometime this week, but likely I'll go to MEPS and do the thing and see if CTN is available. If it's not, I'll try again the next month. I really hope it's available.

Would October 1st be more likely to see what I want, as that's the beginning of the fiscal year? Or would that not matter much?

It doesn't matter, CTN is wide open and starved for warm bodies, so if you qualify for it, you should be able to get it no matter the time of month.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Fart Sandwiches posted:

Lol what is the reason? We have goddamn chiefs crossrating.

Most likely in a CREO 1 rating. CREO 1 to CREO 1 transfers do not happen, if your rate is undermanned you sure as gently caress are not going to be let out of it to go to another rating. (I am in this boat)

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Holy poo poo it would be nice if someone made an august Navy thread.

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