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I want to nominate the phantom shitter, making GBS threads everywhere always and no one knows who he is. An unnamed hero.
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orange juche posted:Did he leave poo poo in soap boxes in your shower? Those were the best Berthing 3's showers up in the angle irons above head height.
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Jul 2, 2014 17:34
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Also no one cares about your boot stories. The best stories are about mentally disabled CSs who get tricked into thinking loving a hooker's thighs was how sex is actually performed.
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Jul 2, 2014 17:36
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The way I found out he was even having sex was when we were in Okinawa I was getting off watch and walked past the smoke deck to hear him screaming my name. Imagine a high pitched shrill "MELISSA!!! MELISSA!! THEY TRICKED ME, THOSE loving BITCHESS..." He went out to get a soapy and I guess the soapy girl actually let him put his nasty dick inside of her. I feel bad for those Yokosuka working girls that had to deal with him. His division's LPO was required to inspect the CSSN's rack and make sure he showered. He didn't shower or wash his clothes and the way they found out is someone saw his crusty green underwear. When I said he was mentally disabled I meant it. His mom also sent him care packages with fox magazine which is a raunchy porn mag, so you would think he would know where to put his dick. Nope, gets tricked into loving thighs.
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Jul 3, 2014 17:28
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Well I sent my resume off to a guy at ARLUT. I think I may have met him once when I was on the McCain but who knows.
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Jul 8, 2014 19:48
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Always take terminal, this shouldn't be a question.
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Jul 10, 2014 13:46
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Jul 15, 2014 23:35
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I am pretty sure my C school classes were in the evening which was pretty cool cause you get to wake up late and no one is in the building. Also being in san diego for A and C school was pretty nice.
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Once when I was cranking in the ward room I noticed every time I made coffee it tasted sour. I took a look inside the coffee maker and the sides were caked black from never being cleaned, so as a reasonable person I cleaned it out. Made some fresh coffee and thought it tasted normal, but then our EMO came in and said he didn't like it and said that it didn't taste right. He must have been so used to it tasting like poo poo that normal coffee tasted bad to him.
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