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Armchair Calvinist posted:Holy poo poo I just realized somebody has to try and make Superman interesting I said KEEP THAT poo poo OUT OF HERE. God drat it, I'm not getting probated over here.
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Rhyno posted:One of us...one of us... Ugh. G/f is totally fine with it as long as we can move the range rover to her folks... Rhyno posted:I said KEEP THAT poo poo OUT OF HERE. Resist.
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Jul 2, 2014 06:16
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At this point I think I've replaced every mechanical, electrical, and suspension related component on my Volvo. My gimp suit has no eyes so I can only taste the turds perpetually flowing through my moist bankrupt lips.
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Jul 2, 2014 06:25
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Armchair Calvinist posted:At this point I think I've replaced every mechanical, electrical, and suspension related component on my Volvo. My gimp suit has no eyes so I can only taste the turds perpetually flowing through my moist bankrupt lips. This but replace Volvo with Subaru. And I'm not finished fixing it yet, because it keeps. loving. breaking. in new and exciting ways.  My Volvos don't cost me anything, other than lost property value from just sitting there collecting dust.
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Jul 2, 2014 06:48
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Why can't we talk about superman? I must have missed something. But, now that it's mentioned, having a nigh-invincible character must take some writing.
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Jul 2, 2014 06:58
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Geirskogul posted:Why can't we talk about superman? I must have missed something. But, now that it's mentioned, having a nigh-invincible character must take some writing. Because talking about comic books gets Rhyno's rear end probated.
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Jul 2, 2014 07:10
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Rhyno posted:Because talking about comic books gets Rhyno's rear end probated. What about film adaptations? I liked Man of Steel because Superman wasn't cheesy in it
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Jul 2, 2014 08:16
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Ok no comic book chat for Rhyno's sake. But food chat...yes. Yesterday was one of those days where I never got full. Breakfast: 4 eggs, 8 bacon, two bagels with nutella, 2 cups of fruit, cup of cottage cheese, coffee, orange juice. At work: 4 bagels with nutella Lunch: 2 servings of currywurst, fries and pop. Dinner: 12oz steak, baked potato, garlic bread, 1.5L beer, apple strudel and a coffee. 2nd/3rd/ dinner: chicken stir fry from takeout place, two slices of pizza from pizza stand Then I went to bed hungry. Wish my appetite was always that good, usually I have to force feed myself to eat enough.
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Jul 2, 2014 08:22
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NitroSpazzz posted:Ok no comic book chat for Rhyno's sake. Did you drink enough water with all of this? Do you have a glucometer? Do you take a multivitamin?
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Jul 2, 2014 08:57
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Geirskogul posted:Did you drink enough water with all of this? Do you have a glucometer? Do you take a multivitamin? 2 gallons of water a day, I get dehydrated easy. No glucometer, no multivitamin. My gut is completely f'ed up so between poor absorption and wildly varying hunger this is pretty normal.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:14
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NitroSpazzz posted:2 gallons of water a day, I get dehydrated easy. No glucometer, no multivitamin. My gut is completely f'ed up so between poor absorption and wildly varying hunger this is pretty normal. You ate four whole bagels, each of which had nutella smeared on it, as a snack between a huge breakfast and a huge lunch? What the gently caress. Maybe you have the world's largest tapeworm or something, no human should be able to eat that much food in a day.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:20
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Do de do, just walking back from the bathroom to the kitchen after we'd closed. Wait... how the gently caress did I wind up face down on the floor, why does everything hurt, and why the gently caress am I wet?!  Our dining room tiles get slick as poo poo once they're mopped. No wet floor sign, though I should have expected them to be wet. Don't even remember the fall, just remember my foot going out from under me and suddenly being in a world of pain (left a decent dent in the wall from my head, that might explain the memory issue). Carnage: peeled the skin back pretty good on the webbing between my right thumb and index finger. Cut my left elbow. Skinned both knees, cut my right calf. Lots of bruises. Nothing terrible, though my thumb won't stop oozing despite antibiotic ointment and bandaging. I think I'm gonna wrap it in gauze with a dab of neosporin for the night gently caress "Treadsafe" shoes forever.  I'm gonna be sore as poo poo for a couple of days, but the only thing I'm really worried about is my thumb. Stupid thing is still bleeding nearly 4 hours later. Won't have much range in my left elbow for a bit.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:45
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Magic Underwear posted:You ate four whole bagels, each of which had nutella smeared on it, as a snack between a huge breakfast and a huge lunch? What the gently caress. Maybe you have the world's largest tapeworm or something, no human should be able to eat that much food in a day. I ate three scotch eggs for dinner yesterday. I felt like I was going to die. Worth it, though.
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Jul 2, 2014 09:53
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KozmoNaut posted:I ate three scotch eggs for dinner yesterday. I felt like I was going to die. I had 4 Sunday night, made with Chorizo and double-breaded. That's 4 boiled eggs and an entire pound of sausage, deep fried. Worth it.
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Jul 2, 2014 10:04
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You guys realy hate my retarded friend a5h here and it hurts my feels.......
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Jul 2, 2014 10:12
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KozmoNaut posted:I ate three scotch eggs for dinner yesterday. I felt like I was going to die. Are you the one that posted those in GWS pic thread? I need to see if anywhere around here serves them and if not make them when I get home and have a kitchen. They look amazing.
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Jul 2, 2014 10:21
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Ineptus Mechanicus posted:Another of the many things that's broken about me: I love the taste of (most) energy drinks but don't need the actual energy boost. Not the super-sweet grape/orange/coffee flavors but the standard battery acid monsters and red bulls. And I hate soda. I don't know what the gently caress. This pretty much nails it. They were delicious, but i tend to regulate caffeine, so they were special treats. As for kidneys of steel, well, they seem to do the job. Beverly Cleavage fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Jul 2, 2014 |
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Jul 2, 2014 10:33
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NitroSpazzz posted:Are you the one that posted those in GWS pic thread? I need to see if anywhere around here serves them and if not make them when I get home and have a kitchen. They look amazing. No, but I think that's where I got the inspiration. I used Jamie Oliver's recipe. It needs more salt than you would think, both the egg and the breadcrumbs need to be offset by the salt in the meat. The really awesome bit is if you only boil the eggs for 3 minutes or so, and you get the runny yolk in the middle of your scotch egg. So good.
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Jul 2, 2014 10:58
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mariooncrack posted:Well...Can she afford a replacement car? Hell no she can't afford a new car. She can barely afford the parts I'm currently putting into keeping this thing moving under its own power.
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Jul 2, 2014 12:13
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Some of the better episodes of "Forensic Files" are free stream on AMZNPRM. Just thought you should know.
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Jul 2, 2014 12:15
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Sigma X posted:Hell no she can't afford a new car. She can barely afford the parts I'm currently putting into keeping this thing moving under its own power. My girlfriend is in a similar situation. I'd probably keep my eye out for a replacement for now but put what you can to keep her Forester running. I'd be wary of putting too many parts into it because eventually it's going to cost as much as a replacement.
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Jul 2, 2014 12:49
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trouser chili posted:Ooh that reminds me, I have to pay the mortgage. Wish I could have that check as a car payment. drat, I'd be rollin. I really hope that the letter of intent that the real estate agent (who represents developers)is sending the estate attorney is for an amount greater than $500k for the house I've inherited... It probably wont be anywhere near that though. 
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My wife is just about 38 weeks pregnant with our little pit chief. She told me last week that he was probably going to show up this week. It would be cool if she had him tonight because 4 day weekend. I think it will happen this weekend or early next week. She can basically will a child out of her womb though, in convinced she did it with our daughter. She was finally fed up being pregnant and said 'I'm so done' two days later we have a baby girl. Rhyno edit: perhaps we should name him Kal-El.
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Sigma X posted:Hell no she can't afford a new car. She can barely afford the parts I'm currently putting into keeping this thing moving under its own power. Isn't it great feeling responsible for a girlfriends car? Once you check the oil, that's it, you're the caretaker of that car whether you like it or not. I had a GF that I found a nice used Prelude for, all she had to do was keep oil in it and she couldn't even accomplish that. Car died of oil starvation, and I felt like it was my fault for not being there to save it
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One of the many reasons I don't want to date seriously again. I am not going to be the caretaker of your shitbox.
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AI: Caretakers of Girlfriend's Shitboxes
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For breakfast i ate one of my kid's french toast sticks from Aldi that fell on the floor. POVERTY SPEC DIET.
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Slow is Fast posted:One of the many reasons I don't want to date seriously again. I am not going to be the caretaker of your shitbox. Surely you can find a nice Corolla driving partner? Changing oil once in a while is worth it if you find the right girl/guy.
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Baller Witness Bro posted:Surely you can find a nice Corolla driving partner? Changing oil once in a while is worth it if you find the right girl/guy. I dated a girl once with a nice volvo and she took it to the dealer and I didn't have to touch it and it was awesome.
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G/fs car is under warranty. Oil changes for life, I don't touch it. Thank god, I have enough other poo poo that's broken to worry about.
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Jul 2, 2014 15:21
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Got my new 2014 Focus titanium hatchback and walked with it for 22 after tax. 
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Jul 2, 2014 15:37
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Last ex girlfriend managed to kill a Volvo 240. Ran the thing completely out of oil and continued driving it for 10+ miles down the interstate and then down the road to her destination before pulling over. I told her to go get an oil change 2 weeks before, noting that it was a little low and she should get it done that weekend if possible. (I put a jug of oil in it for shits and giggles, and heard the worst case of rod knock I've ever heard in my life.)
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I accidentally put a hole in one of my cats at the car wash yesterday.  Found a place on google called "Muffler Man" and has good reviews so I chance it. Pull into the parking lot and before I can get out an employee walks over and asks whats up. Has me drive it directly on the lift, they see the hole and offer to weld it up for $40. 15 minutes later Im outta there. It was such an enjoyable experience I kind of wish I had more exhaust problems.
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QuiteEasilyDone posted:Got my new 2014 Focus titanium hatchback and walked with it for 22 after tax. Congrats!
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Viper_3000 posted:(I put a jug of oil in it for shits and giggles, and heard the worst case of rod knock I've ever heard in my life.) Not dead, merely wounded. It would probably limp along at least another 10k miles, sounding like a skeleton masturbating in a filing cabinet the whole time.
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Slow is Fast posted:One of the many reasons I don't want to date seriously again. I am not going to be the caretaker of your shitbox. I just passed the 10 year anniversary of my divorce. My ex wife still calls me first when her car has a problem. I'm proud to say that for the last 4 years I've done nothing but give her an opinion on what it might be and tell her to take it to a shop. Yes, for 6 years I worked on the car of a woman who left me. And gave her a free loaner to use while I worked on it. It was like automotive Stockholm syndrome.
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I've learned to never ask boyfriends for car help, because once upon a time I had a relationship end over a MK2 Jetta that I wanted help fixing. In retrospect, I can't really blame him.
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I found a tear in the back seat of the 6. I about cried.
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Our Hilti Tools rep was in our area at UMASS today and invited us to free lunch at Chili's. It's 20 min into our 30 min break and our food just got here. Ahhhh yeeeeeah.
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Rhyno posted:When I was 18 I could put down 3 double Whoppers without breaking a sweat. Just the thought of doing that today makes me sick to my stomach. 3 loving times a week. And I lost weight and gained muscle. Hard manual labor in single digit temps after dark will do that to you. Terrible Robot posted:This but replace Volvo with Subaru. And I'm not finished fixing it yet, because it keeps. loving. breaking. in new and exciting ways. Put me on the list too. Except with jeeps. Actually, here's what I have replaced on the red toilet jeep since 2010. And this is only the things I remember. Upstream and downstream O2 sensors radiator both driveshafts all shocks every brake line and hose every brake cylinder and caliper all brake rotors shoes pads and drums all ebrake cables rear hatch harness, twice (rebuilt the broken one with all aerospace grade super flexy, super high temp, super abrasion resistant wire in the flex section the second time.) hatch struts engine, all seals transmission rebuilt transfer case front ujoints balljoints wheel bearings both steering knuckles all tie rod ends track bar alternator PS pump PS hoses battery ECU CPS ignition coil all engine/trans mounts rear leafs, shackles airbags (it came to me with none) steering wheel heater core fuel sender and tank (twice. this is my fault) whole exhaust system, multiple times. all but one were my fault wiring harness repair to all 4 doors, both tail lights, the rear chassis harness, the fuel pump, and the trailer harness TPS tail lights (my fault. drat ninja trees) swaybar bushings and endlinks all front sheetmetal (it came to me all mismatched) horn clockspring steering intermediate shaft exhaust manifold windshield, 3 times, and it needs another. All this year. CTS starter bellhousing both headlights, again every bulb has burned out, most of them have burned out and gotten me pulled over radio died and it still needs: rear wheel bearings, pinion bearing, carrier bearings ac evap core fuel level sender wiring and sender rust repair on the rear of the frame seats radio, again rockers door catch straps and hinge rebuilds on both front doors hatch latch handle drivers door drivers door hinge pins both front doors need replacement catch straps bellhousing, AGAIN ... AKA "everything I haven't replaced yet". I'm so goddamn close to cutting the stupid piece of poo poo up for scrapmetal and buying something else.
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