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goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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I've learned to never ask boyfriends for car help, because once upon a time I had a relationship end over a MK2 Jetta that I wanted help fixing. In retrospect, I can't really blame him.

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goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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Rhyno posted:

I did this part time about 10 years ago. The people who shopped there were about 90% less freaky than the ones I deal with now at the comic shop.

They can't be any worse than the toothless hicks and truckers that I dealt with when I worked at a highway gas station in rural North Dakota last summer.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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blk posted:

I was wondering the other day what an essential AI reading list would look like (besides servie manuals). Post your ideas, I'll start with:

  • Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
  • Shop Class as Soulcraft

The Art of Racing in the Rain is a good book. I would highly recommend it.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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KozmoNaut posted:

  • Hunter S. Thompson - Hell's Angels
  • James May on Cars

HST has got some magazine articles worth reading too. Song of the Sausage Creature is a must.

STR, I have seen Clerks many times. This porn shop has no viewing booths. This one appeals mostly to beginners who want to buy their very first sex toy, women who want to buy naughty gifts for bachelorette parties, and regular customers who rent DVDs. It's not sketchy by any means, but it's not upscale either.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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I live in Minnesota. We get about two weeks of nice weather a year, and then we're either cranking up the furnace to survive the cold or blasting the AC to survive the heat.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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I finally live in my own place again, and now it has internet. I'm almost regretting committing to so many things this weekend because I really just want to stay home and watch Netflix.

goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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I got the porn store job! I ended up wearing a suit to the interview.

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goatse guy
Jan 23, 2007
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KozmoNaut posted:

Gimp suit? Zoot suit?

Is it one of those classy new-style porn stores that stock fancy high-end vibrators, and could be any other pleasantly-lit botique if not for the naughty stuff on the shelves? Or is it one of those grimy dark porn stores with nothing but cheap sleazy porn for sale and booths in the back?

A power suit with a button-up shirt beneath it.

It's somewhere in between. It's not fancy, but it's not TOO seedy. Jizz-mopping will be minimal.

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