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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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The only thing I've not replaced on mine is the frame, body, and drivetrain

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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IOwnCalculus posted:

Arizona went the other way, and will now give you a gas cap at the emissions station if that's the only reason you fail. :vince:

NV is based off the original MSRP of the vehicle. No depreciation is taken into consideration either.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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bandman posted:

Not dead, merely wounded. It would probably limp along at least another 10k miles, sounding like a skeleton masturbating in a filing cabinet the whole time.


I've had cars that sounds like a orgy of skeletons on a tin roof. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Cat Terrist posted:

What kind of porn are you into!?!?!?!

you KNOW this answer.

Viggen posted:

NV loves to gently caress Euro car owners even more than the Europeans do. :smith::hf::smith:

I really enjoyed going through the paperwork of my '89 and watching it go from $30/yr to $130/yr just because, you know, gently caress you.

Yup. The 5700 dollar msrp on my 15 year old "street legal dirt bike" ran me $90 or something like that.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Fart Pipe posted:

She told me like a week ago so Ive had time to think about it. Its not too bad, kinda knew it was coming but I was kinda blindsided at the time. We are on good terms but the moving truck gets here on Monday and maybe the reality of it will be worse when shes driving away. Also friends on facebook this on the dl, not a lot of people know yet.

I'm going to be single too. wanna get together sometime? :quagmire:

I'll help you with your leak if you help me with mine.


Roverchat: they aren't so bad unless you're stupid. if you're stupid then you'll help others make a mint off it.

11 trucks, 200-300k mi, 3 tows. 2 from the same rover even.

Lots and lots of little annoyances. but we call that personality.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Motronic posted:

I learned on a tractor. If you dumped the clutch it would pop a wheelie, you'd fall off the back, and then you had to run after it because the fucker was unstallable.

You learn real quick that way.


I see one more thing we have in common.

I learned stick as a kid. first car was a 4 speed manual.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

I have one confused boner.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

HotCanadianChick posted:

So I just got the invitations for my cousin's wedding this saturday. According to the card, it will be a "barn-raisin' good time" after the ceremony, including a "good 'ol BBQ", the "saloon will be open to all", and entertainments will include "horseshoes, drinkin', dancin', and corn-holing". :clint: :gay:

(items in quotes are more-or-less verbatim)

It's sounding a bit like Brokeback Mountain: the wedding.

Well with any luck you'll find that perfect spouse.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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goatse guy posted:

I've got an interview for a part-time job this week. I'm stressing out over what to wear, because the job is working the counter at a porn store. Putting on my normal interview power suit seems weird.



If I had this option I'd show up naked.

Want my resume? here it is. :smug:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I get pissy when the humidity is over 20%.

90% humidity, and 95* in Pasadena this week. No a/c in the house either.

I'm ready to go back to the sand.

Swamp rear end? Nope. Niagara falls rear end.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Geirskogul posted:

For comparison, in Phoenix the AC drains drip into the gutters. In the NE and PacNW, AC drains are tied into the sewer.



what the gently caress?!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
My supermoto rolls coal!

and smells like bacon :3:



there was some fuckwit in a ratty as gently caress 5.2/5.9 powered 90s dodge pickup that floor'd his throttle as he drove by me yesterday when I was out riding my bicycle.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I run whatever cheapest (mobil delo400/rotella) diesel 15-40 in all of my poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

I made a powershift sized Cup out of a 1.75 liter vodka bottle. Pop can for scale



the glass is too inconsistent for a level lip. I was gonna use a rotary file to level it but it turns out i don't give a poo poo. Just scored. Heated. Run under cold water. Flap disk sanded.


This is the best drinking glass. the size is loving perfect.


also: I busted 45mph on a bicycle tonight. I'm proud of my fat rear end self.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Fucknag posted:

Is there any place that everyone would agree is awesome to live? In general, or for cars specifically. I'm genuinely curious.

I mean, maybe Colorado; legal weed and Pike's Peak, can't be all that bad. :v:

california!


perfect driving weather all the time. but the rest of the state sucks donkey balls.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Previa_fun posted:

On the other hand Colorado and California are both running out of water :v:

You're in the wrong part of CA if they've enacted water rationing. :smugdog:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

kastein posted:



I'll take rust over dealing with californians and CARB.

I live just close enough to CA I can hop the border and POLLUTE THE gently caress OUT OF THAT BITCH then come home.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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some texas redneck posted:

Female to male transsexual, pre-op. Surgery is scheduled for next week, finally, and paid for by my insurance. DAMNIT OBAMA, WHY DID YOU LET ME GET CHEAP INSURANCE?!

I wonder how well the vagina to penis part will go? It'd be neat to jizz. :allears: I'm gonna have to learn how to shave my face instead of everything else though.

"check out my six inches"

had you upped the coverage, it'd be eight.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
yeah but you can go :smug: on them when she comes back in tears about her accord eating itself.
I have 0 sympathy for people that neglect maintenance then the car shits itself because of it.

Old nissans did the captive rotor too. UGH.

Rover does it, but its just 40 silly 12pt fasteners to get to the motherfucking bastard.

jag? hahahaha inboard brakes.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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8ender posted:

I ordered some brake parts and fully expect the fedex guy to dump them on the porch in the rain again tomorrow.

The mail oval office here shot puts "fragile" packages and drops the non fragile ones gently by the door.



gently caress you mail oval office.

--sincerely, CSB.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Got nailed for 5mph over the speed limit. I feel like such a rebellious rear end in a top hat.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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IOwnCalculus posted:

So now he's part pig.


So thats what happened with the old engine from the truck. :D


I lucked out. my heart is the only part I have that isn't terribly loving broken or actively trying to ruin my life.

(except earlier this year when I blacked out bashing my head on cement)

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
what the gently caress is in Gilbert for it to be 10-12F hotter than everything else?!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Phone posted:

All other car forums are dogshit and are filled to the brim with mouth breathers who will stare at a blue sky and insist that it's loving orange.

That is all.

but it IS orange.


If you're colourblind

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

The Rover forums are hell. Stay the hell away from rangerovers.net. its loving awful.

No poo poo Sherlock.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I had one explode in a ford festiva. but it was some weirdass aftermarket one.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Previa_fun posted:

No one has ever gotten an erection in a Festiva.

Put a BP-T in one, and report back.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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trouser chili posted:

Two coils, two distributors. One coil and one dist paired together for each cylinder bank.

Batch fired injection and dropped a wire somewhere?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Powershift posted:

This is why used rolls royce prices are pissing me off lately

*1980 rolls royce* *doesn't run* *no brakes* *seats gone* $13,000, no lowballers, i know what i got.

My powerstroke needs a new home, damnit!

Look in the southwest.

also the 76-79 or whatever is miles better than the 70-75 ones.

She's A arm front, and trailing arm rear. I'm drat sure you can swap some GM hubs or normal brakes on that fat pig.
Oh yeah, and a TH400 under the mid section, so feel free to plop a 454 or more in there.

E: I have cutters, welders, and theres a metal shop 10mi away and two junkyards within 20.

LETS DO THIS.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Seat Safety Switch posted:

csb just refuses to let any British car be bad.

I'm the light at the end of the tunnel for britcars.....when it works.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
So was the six and three quarter.

...an engine designed to withstand service of 200hp.... made 550 in later years.


I'm not sure there is a british car I don't like.



......Oh yeah. any jag from like 97 to 2012.

and a freelander. cause gently caress those things.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
ahahaha thought you were talking about the ole rover v8. they're decent...but a LS is so much better these days.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
"hang another vw block from the tree Heinrich its christmas time!"

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I may be committing an act of automotive sanity.


HELP.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Viggen posted:

Hmm, let me check the flowchart..



Think about what you're saying, man.. that is like Motronic not being Motronic. IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY.


You know what, you're alright.


Details under wraps till the sane choice is in the driveway.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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I'd never trade my pile for a miata unless said miata had the same amount of cylinders under the hood.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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CharlesM posted:

You got a Camry didn't you.

I got a snip at birth but it was just the tip, so I didn't go full conservative cube boy.


E: viggen: yeah probably this week.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CharlesM posted:

I dropped a nut in a really hard to reach place. :(

I hate it when this happens.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/4594703532.html


Someone should buy this ratty POS and drive it as is.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Seat Safety Switch posted:

I wouldn't fix the fragile hyper-expensive toys, I'd just remove them and replace them with parts from other, better cars as I go.

that is what I do.


but it is really sad when you play in the GM parts bin for "better parts"


I won't own a bmw car. something something not wanting the big prick on the inside.

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