I'm at a bar right now and a boy is coming onto me p hard what do I do byob

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SIDS Vicious

Nosfereefer posted:

dude its already decided hes taking him home

haha cuz i said gay

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:40

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A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

uh aincha married?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:40

i am he

Nosfereefer posted:

dude its already decided hes taking him home

homophobia has no place in byob

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:40

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Oil Can Boyd posted:

haha cuz i said gay

yes

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:41

Captain No-mates

i cannot believe what has taken place in this thread

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:41

FluffieDuckie

Captain No-mates posted:

i cannot believe what has taken place in this thread

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:42

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Captain No-mates posted:

i cannot believe what has taken place in this thread

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:42

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

have you cleared this with his x?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:43

SIDS Vicious

you shoudlnt do drugs like x

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:43

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ChairmanMeow posted:

have you cleared this with his x?

oh i thought he was married

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:44

Captain No-mates

ChairmanMeow posted:

have you cleared this with his x?

lol

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:45

i am he

ChairmanMeow posted:

have you cleared this with his x?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:45

Matoi Ryuko

Oil Can Boyd posted:

this isnt gbs dont start that gay poo poo here

Sid.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:49

SIDS Vicious

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Sid.

hello my friend

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:53

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

ChairmanMeow posted:

have you cleared this with his x?

idgi???

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:54

Captain No-mates

my new dog posted:

idgi???

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3646668&pagenumber=2#post431544669

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:55

Looke

stay safe poverty ghost

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:55

Looke

stay safe fart ghost

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:56

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain No-mates posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3646668&pagenumber=2#post431544669

haha

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:57

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

some one get that sarge an av

# ? Jul 2, 2014 01:57

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

FluffieDuckie posted:

jealous?

because I am

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:02

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

I think Blue's Clues should gently tell the boy that he is flattered but not interested in that type of thing.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:03

i am he

Tipps posted:

I think Blue's Clues should gently tell the boy that he is flattered but not interested in that type of thing.

he should have sex with him, and post the sexy details itt

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:04

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

i am he posted:

he should have sex with him, and post the sexy details itt

sex with 2 man isn't as sexy irl as the internet would have you believe. There is lots of pain and grunting and rug burns.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:05

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

I hope everythings okay. Safety first blues clues :ohdear:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:09

i am he

Tipps posted:

sex with 2 man isn't as sexy irl as the internet would have you believe. There is lots of pain and grunting and rug burns.

heh, ya that definitely does not sound sexy

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:10

FluffieDuckie

Illegal Carrot posted:

jealous?

because I am

who isn't? :shrug:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:10

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Tipps posted:

sex with 2 man isn't as sexy irl as the internet would have you believe. There is lots of pain and grunting and rug burns.

what're you guys doing rubbing rugs?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tipps posted:

sex with 2 man isn't as sexy irl as the internet would have you believe. There is lots of pain and grunting and rug burns.

That's true of all sex, though? :shrug:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:29

SIDS Vicious

i have yet to get any rug burns but also i dont have any carpet in my house maybe thats why :shrug:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:32

Afro Doug

Tipps posted:

sex with 2 man isn't as sexy irl as the internet would have you believe. There is lots of pain and grunting and rug burns.

you loving homophobe. what the gently caress. how are you not banned

# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:32

Savage For The Winjun

stay safe, poverty ghost

# ? Jul 2, 2014 04:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Twilight Matrix posted:

stay safe, sex ghost

# ? Jul 2, 2014 04:20

Pinche Rudo

# ? Jul 2, 2014 04:32

Savage For The Winjun

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

That's true of all sex, though?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 04:54

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I have had the worst rug burns during hetero sex, i actually have a small scar in the small of my back
* tried to see it, but it's hard to look there

# ? Jul 2, 2014 05:10

Korean Boomhauer

let him come into you as well as onto you

# ? Jul 2, 2014 05:48

poverty goat

just smoke weed and if he doesnt scoff and storm off he's the one put a ring on it

# ? Jul 2, 2014 05:50

Reset Button

stay safe poverty ghost
stay safe fart ghost

# ? Jul 2, 2014 06:07

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# ? May 19, 2024 16:55

WhenInRome

this is an inspiring thread

# ? Jul 2, 2014 06:14

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