69 is better when the dude is on top

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thewizardofshoe

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm not going to agree with you, but i'm going to leave you to figure out the flaw in your plan. report back when you discover your error in logic. hint: it's geometry

look anyone's gonna have a hard time making it in the back of a geo metro.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 06:04

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# ? May 14, 2024 09:10

nvm no cake

fun fact: the backseat of a geo metro is also the front seat.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 06:08

pogi

Every time I've tried 69, the girl ended up moaning and I would get a dickfull of teeth. How do I prevent this, OP?

# ? Jul 3, 2014 06:45

TheBlackPharaoh

DrSanchez posted:

Every time I've tried 69, the girl ended up moaning and I would get a dickfull of teeth. How do I prevent this, OP?

Chop yo dick

# ? Jul 3, 2014 06:57

pogi

Kay

# ? Jul 3, 2014 07:46

joke_explainer

Personally I don't enjoy it. It's just going to make my part take longer with the distraction and all and I don't really give a poo poo. I'd rather just have normal sex instead of getting a half-hearted, distracted blowjob any day. Hell I don't even like blowjobs, I can't stop thinking about how saliva is a digestive enzyme. I'm always like 'ugh, why am I having sex again, just have an orgasm and leave me alone'

# ? Jul 3, 2014 11:46

i am he

Dennis Rasmussen posted:

Personally I don't enjoy it. It's just going to make my part take longer with the distraction and all and I don't really give a poo poo. I'd rather just have normal sex instead of getting a half-hearted, distracted blowjob any day. Hell I don't even like blowjobs, I can't stop thinking about how saliva is a digestive enzyme. I'm always like 'ugh, why am I having sex again, just have an orgasm and leave me alone'

hmmmmm

# ? Jul 3, 2014 11:47

cruft

Dennis Rasmussen posted:

Personally I don't enjoy it. It's just going to make my part take longer with the distraction and all and I don't really give a poo poo. I'd rather just have normal sex instead of getting a half-hearted, distracted blowjob any day. Hell I don't even like blowjobs, I can't stop thinking about how saliva is a digestive enzyme. I'm always like 'ugh, why am I having sex again, just have an orgasm and leave me alone'

Lots of things to think about right here.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 16:42

Diqnol

The man has been on top for generations upon generations, but in this day in age, it's the woman who gets their turn.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 16:47

Guillermus

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Sideways 69s are best anyway

I like being bellow but this is fantastic too. I never liked being on top on 69. I should do more sideways tho, is fun and you have more mobility.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 17:14

Blue's Clues

61 is like 69 but you get ate less or something

# ? Jul 3, 2014 17:27

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

I feel like I'm going to suffocate my wife with my gigantic scrotum whenever I'm on top.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 17:28

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Sideways 69s are best anyway

# ? Jul 3, 2014 18:09

dogcrash truther

Looks like the majority of posters have never done a 69, is what I'm seeing, anecdotally

# ? Jul 3, 2014 18:11

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther posted:

Looks like the majority of posters have never done a 69, is what I'm seeing, anecdotally

honeypot sprung i guess :shrug:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 18:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Back to back, rubbing butts, doing a hot and sexy 9P

# ? Jul 3, 2014 18:17

Speleothing: Spare batteries are pretty key.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Back to back, rubbing butts, doing a hot and sexy 9P

Ahh. The ol' pootski a pootski.

Great for when you're sleeping in a tent and maybe you want to hook up, but maybe it would be awkward because you're not sure if you're really dating yet.

Just rub butts and see where it ends up.

# ? Jul 3, 2014 18:24