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Matoi Ryuko


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cute anime girl

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cuntman.net

there was a talking donkey in the bible but i dont think it spoke english

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
All these years of my Grandfather wanting me to be a muslim - and this is what gets to me...

Ren and Stimpire


かみお!!

hemale in pain




A Talking Dog!?!

tao of lmao

Sleepy Owl posted:

there was a talking donkey in the bible but i dont think it spoke english

No one in the bible did :ssh:

i am he

Air Julio posted:

No one in the bible did :ssh:

atheists 1

god 1

cuntman.net

Air Julio posted:

No one in the bible did :ssh:

they certainly did in my edition!!

ron color
Austin 3:16

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Didn't someone want Mosses to kill all babies?

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
And byob was nude in the sight of the LORD, for he did wear only his Naruto headband and a smile.

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
"And the LORD did respondeth to Jehosaphat with a question: "Did I not make chicks with dicks?""

Verily, verily I say unto you: Two chicks at the same time

Captain No-mates

my dick is proof that if there is a god he is deeply malevolent

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Good is good.

Dexters Secret

that's not special my dog can say 'bark' and 'rough', that's two english words and he's still just a pup

Matoi Ryuko


drilldo squirt posted:

Good is good.

Don't post in my threads. :keke:

Dexters Secret

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Don't post in my threads. :keke:

he can post wherever he want, hitler

Matoi Ryuko


Dexters Secret posted:

he can post wherever he want, hitler

Are you a murderer? Or possibly a mugger?

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Don't post in my threads. :keke:

You're not the boss of me.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Are you a murderer? Or possibly a mugger?

He's worse.

Matoi Ryuko


drilldo squirt posted:

You're not the boss of me.

Actually, I am.

Dexters Secret

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Are you a murderer? Or possibly a mugger?

depends if taking their poo poo still counts as mugging after said murder

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you. And God said, 'But here, you can eat these locusts...MMMM locusts!'. And on that day God made a new law: All bacon is MINE

Matoi Ryuko


Kayle7 posted:

And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you. And God said, 'But here, you can eat these locusts...MMMM locusts!'. And on that day God made a new law: All bacon is MINE

:3:

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Actually, I am.

:twisted:

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Actually, I am.

And Jesus said unto them, "Hate not the player, but hate rather the game, for a straight gangsta life is truly the life for me."

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Kayle7 posted:

And Jesus said unto them, "Hate not the player, but hate rather the game, for a straight gangsta life is truly the life for me."

That's more true than you know.

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
i really like this thread because i know a lot of bible quotes, and I can make them funny :angel:

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
"And so in time Noah came to lay with every animal on the Ark, for the journey was long, and Noah was very very drunk"

ron color

Kayle7 posted:

"And so in time Noah came to lay with every animal on the Ark, for the journey was long, and Noah was very very drunk"

yeah the russel crowe noah was p weird

i liked it though

SIDS Vicious


Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
These were the spoils of the plunder taken by the Israelites: 675,000 sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and 4,000 young goats who had not lain with a man

Seanightjar

my deathnote doesnt kill it simply posts to this forum. god exists?

om nom nom

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
hm hadn't thought of it that way before, op

Gray Garrison

Good old Jersey Boy Racist
Aren't you atheists "open minded" enough to consider that God may exist?

:smug:

Tane

Gray Garrison posted:

Aren't you atheists "open minded" enough to consider that God may exist?

:smug:

check and mate

your move libtard

Matoi Ryuko


Seanightjar posted:

my deathnote doesnt kill it simply posts to this forum. god exists?

You're new around here.

Guillermus



ron color posted:

Austin 3:16

WHAT?

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