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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
They'll be doing cocaine in the streets of Bogota tonight.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
They'll be staging putsches in the beer halls of Munich tonight.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Bet that Spanish ref team is doped to hell. Despicable imo.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

The Finn posted:

my boyfriend Thomas Müller is going to score twice and France are going to gently caress off

this

Honj Steak posted:

Also Manuel Neuer is going to assist for Klose.

also this

Frankston posted:

Football is back and I'm super happy

and this



but if france do end up winning i won't be distraught


in fact, i think football will be the winner today

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol danny murphy thinks that lahm at fullback is a tactical switch to counter griezmann rather than just low being forced to make a change because of injury to mustafi

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

A Colombia/Costa Rica final imo

i want the netherlands to meet whichever one of them they can meet in the final, and then lose again

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
some advanced stats talk going on here from the bbc, can we ban their voiceover guys?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
please tell me someone giffed "from exquisite male delight" with giroud's o face

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

pylb posted:

Could only get a screenshot of it:


mbisonyes.flv

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
good thing evra isn't the captain or this would be part of the anti-suarez conspiracy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
should've given valbuena the kid ozil's got

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Shoren posted:

Can anyone explain why Sakho is still starting in place of Koscielny?

cause he owns and koscielny is a big fraud

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
people who are too slow at crossing their arms:

lloris
evra
pogba

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
of the players in this match, schweini is the champion of arm crossing

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Healbot posted:

It took France 60 years to groom their own Hitler as weapon against the Germans. Goddamn.

and even then they had to steal him from german land

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chris de Sperg posted:

joachim low looks like a monkey

wow mods

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

How can I say I hope the nazis lose without sounding discriminatory?

nazis are like the one group you can still discriminate against, it's pc gone mad

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Juanito posted:

Why is ESPN3 on a delay, is it racism?

the match started like 3 minutes late so it might just be that

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

flyingkiwi posted:

my stream died

so did the jews

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i hope the battle of the sweeper keepers ends with lloris and neuer tackling each other in the centre circle

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
this game will be cagey at the beginning, then germany will dominate the french with a quick onslaught, and then occupy their territory for the rest of the match preventing them from scoring any goals except for a token resistance

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol muller has scored the same number of world cup goals (9) in his first 9 world cup matches as pele did

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

BWV posted:

will 3-4 french players switch sides at the half too?

griezmann....

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

sircozzie posted:

yet to see footage of neuer inside his box

its cause hes inside your mam's box

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chris de Sperg posted:

david luiz is the player of the world cup according to statistics and the bbc commentators are openly mocking it

yeah but what do advanced statistics have to say about it?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chris de Sperg posted:

i think someones gonna give valbuena a lot of money after the world cup and theyre probably going to be very disappointed tbqh

ive never been disappointed spending a lot of money on a midget before

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
UBER ALLES

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Peel posted:

they'll attempt a quick onslaught but get bogged down in the french defence and the match will continue goalless and full of injuries until france finally score a miserable winner in the 124th minute, which satisfies basically nobody despite france attempting to make hay out of it

lol how far behind is your stream

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bobo the Red posted:

That foul that led to the goal looked iffy, but drat if the replay of the German guy pushing the defender away from the ball and scoring isn't funny. How is that legal?

contrary to american stereotypes, you are actually allowed to touch opposition players in football

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
look at that haircut and tell me this ref isn't biased towards germany

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Peel posted:

I can't get one here I'm relying on you guys and the dismal BBC liveblog :negative:

get hola, my friend, and enjoy streams no matter where you are


e: unless you're at work or whatever

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

R.S. Gumby posted:

He wasn't good enough for Man U. :lol:

tom cleverley

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

African AIDS cum posted:

if you had to watch one of these players gently caress your wife who would it be

thomas muller because it would be awkward as all hell and i could convince myself she wasn't enjoying it

alternately, valbuena for obvious reasons

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
if germany get a penalty and klose doesn't take it then wtf low, just wtf

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

African AIDS cum posted:

For me it'd be Sakho or one of the other african americans

lots of african americans in this match

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

cheese posted:

Mueller might be the only forward left in the tournament that Evra can track back with on pace

fred

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
that is a brilliant save

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
aw rats for a moment i thought khedira might have to go off

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

julian assflange posted:

Khedira is such a loving pussy.

he's also bad at football, it's a winning combination

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