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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Well then

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Neymar is an a plus tuck and roll instructor
If Neymar ever starts on fire IRL he'll be able to put himself out so fast he won't even get burned.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I'm waiting for a guy to try that stutter poo poo and just fall over the ball.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Neymar is dead

rip neymar

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Neymar is crying

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

corn in the fridge posted:

Neymar going off on the stretcher is the best thing
No. Dropping him as they went to the locker room would have been better.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Samba > Cocaine

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Isn't Oceania still technically still a confederation?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

mackintosh posted:

Germany better blitzkrieg these insufferable cunts.
You mean score a couple of quick goals early but wear down late and lose?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Elliptical Dick posted:

David Luiz: a cool dude
Also clearly works on his core

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

Fred continues to be the worst striker since Altidore.
Are you expecting anything else from a dude literally named "Fred"?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

This just confirms that FIFA has mandated a Brazil-Argentina final
Not if Costa Rica has anything to say about that

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Now imagine the poo poo you'd see if the World Cup was ever held in Australia.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Honj Steak posted:

lol new world cup foul record at 52
41 fouls before there was a card shown.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Bobo the Red posted:

He made a few clears on defense, might guess? Honestly, he's still in because Scolari won't admit he's made a terrible team mistake
Every country sends a player to the World Cup that nobody can figure out why he's on the team.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

Imagine a giant spider eating Neymar
A Hunstman spider snares all of the balls for the World Cup final in a web somewhere in the nether regions of the renovated Melbourne Cricket Ground.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

vivisectvnv posted:

i think people need to familiarize the with the spectrum of what "broken back" means

dude has a superficial fracture that although very painful, will in no way effect him physically once the inflammation and discomfort subsides
Yeah Tim Howard broke vertebrae a little over a year ago and look how that turned out.

In Neymar's case once he's back every time he's in a game and something touches his back he'll probably just roll around on the ground and demand a red card.

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