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I call it "The Rape" It's basically rape
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Jul 7, 2014 06:42
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I use my hand and stroke my cock in such a way that my dick really likes.
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Jul 7, 2014 06:44
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I use my hand and stroke my cock in such a way that my dick really likes. Needs a good catchy name to be a trademark
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Don Tacorleone posted:Needs a good catchy name to be a trademark Maybe the Handyman?
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I call it giving bitches the 20/20. Its 20 seconds of furious thrusting followed by 20 minutes of sobbing so hard I throw up repeatedly
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I put her in the washing machine and sleep on her after sex.
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Twelve Angry Men In India Dothead's Delight it's the same move
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Start her off with the everyones favourite intro move, the Tijuana Taco Twister. Then I like to get sensual and lay on a little Chinese 7-Palms of Lucky, then get rough and wild with Jack-Hammerin' Jacks Jizz Juicer. Slow it down a little again, and get some motion in the ocean with The Chuckling Swan, then finally finish it all up with The Arabian Hillbilly. If it's her birthday, I might break out Glands Inhumanity to Glands, but only if I can get 2 days free for the prep time.
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I call my trademark sexual move "The fresh prince shuffle". I lock myself in a room with my lover and lay on my front. The room is stocked with a few years supply of raw butter. I start eating raw butter and continue to do so for a matter of weeks while they watch me grow progressively more and obese. When they eventually break down into a hateful rant about how disgusting I am and try to break their way out of the room to get away from my gross fat body I switch on a looped 14 second segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles and demand that they "gently caress me like i'm uncle phil", then when they finally submit i moan "uncle phil was shredder, uncle phil was shredder" until they strangle me to death from behind
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Jul 7, 2014 11:26
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"The Wet Tax Return" It's pretty self explanatory.
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Jul 7, 2014 16:18
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so did his dog transform into a splat of bird poop on the car or what
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Jul 7, 2014 16:22
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reverse fleshlight
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butplug accident posted:reverse fleshlight a giant, inside-out fleshlight which you stand inside and has a gloryhole for your dick?
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Jul 7, 2014 16:26
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butplug accident posted:reverse fleshlight so, a dildo?
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Jul 7, 2014 16:27
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"Want to get naked?" never works in the end.
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Jul 7, 2014 16:30
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thrust my boner in quick succession to 15 specific meridan points along the vagina, leg, and neck
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Tuxedo Gin posted:so, a dildo? no mate, reverse
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Quickscope420dad posted:I call my trademark sexual move "The fresh prince shuffle".
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