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I for one look forward to both these teams losing and Argentina v. Netherlands named the real final op. Really though Germany is going to win.
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Jul 8, 2014 14:40
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It's going to be Krauts-Argies in the final because football is dead.
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Jul 8, 2014 14:42
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tasty game imo, cant wait
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Jul 8, 2014 14:44
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one of my mates in brazil reckons he gets a ticket to the final if germany win today. crazy bastard wants brazil to win so he can enjoy the party though!
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Jul 8, 2014 14:47
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holy poo poo im not the only person who thinks ronaldo is slowly morphing into craig charles im going with germany, big hitler knew
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Jul 8, 2014 14:49
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Chris de Sperg posted:It's going to be Krauts-Argies in the final because football is dead. Hitler is cheering from beyond the grave
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Good bye Neymar, thanks for the memories.
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Is Adolf a popular name in Germany nowadays?
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nice thread tag you oval office
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I don't think it's going to be a good game. Brazil are going to be pretty toothless and kick the poo poo out of Germany wherever possible.
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Weaponized Cum posted:nice thread tag you oval office why dont you fix it, mod
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
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 SEMIFINAL REFCHATBrazil - Germany Ref: Marco RODRIGUEZ (MEX) AR1: Marvin TORRENTERA (MEX) AR2: Marcos QUINTERO (MEX) 4th: Mark GEIGER (USA) RAR: Mark HURD (USA) Marco Rodriguez is known for two things 1) He has the nickname Chiquidracula for his likeness to an actor who played a character of the same name  2) He did this double yellow and got suspeneded for five matches  Well, if I were to make a #3 (and honestly this should probably be the #2), it is he will give a red card without hesitating. Thats probably why he ended up on this semifinal match. This tournament has seen a lot of "orange" tackles go yellow instead, but Rodriguez has no qualms about sending people off. In 81 international matches (so FIFA or other confederation competitions), he averages .37 penalties, 4.40 yellow cards, and .64 red cards. I know those stats don't really mean anything, especially since you can have crazy matches where you have to send multiple people (for instance, a U17 world cup match that finished 9 on 9), but a red basically every other match for 81 matches is a pretty strong bet. Especially with as fouly as Brazil has been. World Cup history 2006 England 1 Paraguy 0 Group Stage 3 yellows Cote d'Ivoire 3 Serbia and Montenegro 2 Group Stage 9 yellows 2 reds 2 penalties 2010 Germany 4 Australia 0 Group Stage 5 yelllows 1 red Chile 1 Spain 2 Group Stage 4 yellows 1 red 2014 Belgium 2 Algeria 1 Group Stage 2 yellows 1 penalty Italy 0 Uruguay 1 Group Stage 4 yellows 1 red When he isn't sending people off, Marco is a priest, apparently. I feel back for Marvin Torrentera. He doesn't get to be part of the Marco (or language derivative) crew. MLS referee Mark Geiger gets a 4th official on one of the last four matches, so congrats to him. While I'm sure he wanted a whistle here, it's still a big honor to be selected in that role.
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it will be an inferno tonight even if Dante is playing at his peak op anyway, I will be watching this at the local FIFA fanzone and hope to be able to dance and celebrate with some of you later in the streets of UEFA
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Jul 8, 2014 15:09
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Come on Germany, gib mir die Traumfinale
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Jul 8, 2014 15:10
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I will be cheering for Germany because I know a bunch of brazilians and they've been real annoying on Facebook for the entirety of the world cup so I hope a loss will shut them all up.
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Jul 8, 2014 15:10
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My balls would like Brazil to win
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Jul 8, 2014 15:10
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Brazil will be lining up with Fat Ronaldo up top and Ronaldinho making a cheeky substitute appearance to set him up for the winning goal
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Jul 8, 2014 15:11
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I'd rather Brazil win because they're both boring to watch going forward but Brazil will make a more interesting final
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Jul 8, 2014 15:13
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A copa vem pra casa.
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I want Brazil to win so they can lose the final on a bad officiating decision ftw
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Bogan Krkic posted:I want Brazil to win so they can lose the final on a bad officiating decision ftw there is no chance that would ever happen
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Bogan Krkic posted:I want Brazil to win so they can lose the final on a bad officiating decision ftw This but the Netherlands.
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Lol if you don't think Brazil are going to win due to dodgy officiating.
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Jul 8, 2014 15:33
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Der Fix ist in
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Jul 8, 2014 15:38
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A Brazil-Argentina final would be proper tasty imo, especially if Argentina win and the fans burn down the Maracana.
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I feel weird wanting the Germans to win, but there is nothing even vaguely likeable about this Brazil team.
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Brazil performed the most fouls during this tournament, but also suffered the worst foul-related injury. I wonder if that's going to have any bearing on their defense or if they're gonna stick to tactical fouls all day e'ry day. Hell, with their important players out, who cares if some nobody gets suspended too 
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peanut- posted:I feel weird wanting the Germans to win, but there is nothing even vaguely likeable about this Brazil team. hulk's rear end
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Jul 8, 2014 15:44
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I hope Germany wins because Uefa Supremacy.  Also Brazil is only here due to questionable decisions by the referees so gently caress that.
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Jul 8, 2014 15:50
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The german team should play in flak jackets, i am sure brazil will try and cut bitches
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vyelkin posted:A Brazil-Argentina final would be proper tasty imo, especially if Argentina win and the fans burn down the Maracana.
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I think Brazil will win and all the CONMEBOL SUPREMACY trolls will come out and yell at uefa posters smh
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i'm trans-conmebol
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Duncan Sperguson posted:i'm trans-conmebol luiz gustavo???
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tetsman posted:I think Brazil will win and all the CONMEBOL SUPREMACY trolls will come out and yell at uefa posters smh That's why I'm rooting for Germany despite the fact that nazis killed my grandfather and I get daily PMs about it
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