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R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Welcome to the Fourth Reich, filthy unpure brown pesants

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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


#Blitzkrieg

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Let's see some football scores. Get it to 7-0 you plucky krauts!

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.
I'd love to see the Kraut team start blatantly flopping. Its not like it'd increase the chance their hotel burns down tonight.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Personally I welcome our new German master race overlords.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

1gnoirents posted:

such an old guy thing so perfectly caught on camera

Well there was that time in 88, when I bought that Cadillac
Then ... well, was it 93? No, 94 because I saw forrest gump right after
The next one must have been in 97, thats when grandma got Alzheimers

this isn't an old guy thing, this is gregg popovich owning.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

SHARTING BEAR posted:

this isn't an old guy thing, this is gregg popovich owning.

:owned:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Sechs! :killdozer:

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


6 - 0 lol

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
lol 6 now

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Yesssssssssss

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Six nil!

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
lol worst performance of brazil of all time, nice

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

hahaha you krauts gonna die

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot
Please hit double-digits, Germany.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

KillTylerDurden posted:

Only thing more boring than regular soccer is blowout soccer.

Soccer.

Idk man I don't even like soccer and this is pretty goddamn entertaining.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Commentators starting to run out of polite way to say "Brazil getting its rear end kicked, eh?"

"This is really a horrible day for brazilian football" :laffo:

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
At this point German fans in Brazil are begging Germany to let up before they are murdered in the stands.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

HarlanHell posted:

At this point German fans in Brazil are begging Germany to let up before they are murdered in the stands.

I can't watch at work, but I'm told the germany team is being surrounded by armored police to protect them

Great country brazil.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Brazil's team really needs to Polish their act.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

FrozenVent posted:

Commentators starting to run out of polite way to say "Brazil getting its rear end kicked, eh?"

"This is really a horrible day for brazilian football" :laffo:

"this is embarassing, this is humiliation"

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I hope they run them into the ground, to the last second. Soccer needs an rear end whooping

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Alberto Basalm posted:

"this is embarassing, this is humiliation"

ian darke is the only good english language announcer

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot

Alberto Basalm posted:

"this is embarassing, this is humiliation"

"The Germans may declare in a minute."
"Brazil have been third best tonight."

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
germany scores more goals in one game than in rest of world cup combined

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
ok, score five goals now brazil

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm so happy right now


Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
If you have access, CBC has a neat player where you can zoom to the goals and hear the boos.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports-content/soccer/brazil2014/video/match/1271740

Scroll down to 23' for 4 goals in quick succession.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


six

six goals

ah ah ah ah ah ah

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Well, $46 billion down the hoity-toity

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
6 - 0 Germany now.

Suck it Brazil, suck it long and suck it hard.

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.
I thought it was cool when Brazil was like "hey everybody, we spent billions on these stadiums, let's play."

Then Germany had to show up all like "gently caress yo pitch."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
lmao Ian Dark just said "Don't forget that this sunday on ABC are the world cup finals involving germany and whoever wins that other game whatever gently caress it who cares this rules."

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
ha ha totally whiffed that kick

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Germany 1 - USA - 0
Germany 6 - Brazil - 0

USA > Brazil

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Spanish Manlove posted:

lmao Ian Dark just said "Don't forget that this sunday on ABC are the world cup finals involving germany and whoever wins that other game whatever gently caress it who cares this rules."

"just a recap, you are watching brazils worst defeat in 94 years"


SEVEN NIL

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Whoat

7-0

:derp:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Good Citizen posted:

ha ha totally whiffed that kick

ahahaha that could have been a red if he contacted

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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