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manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,


Because the Germans are going to win the World Cup.

The Netherlands (pick a name for fucks sake) and Argentina have some World Cup history against each other, with the Dutch having lost to Argentina in the 1978 Final by a score of 3-1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ckp3hoodE

Meanwhile this is the first time in 24 years that Argies have made it to a semi-final.

In the opinion of this esteemed poster, the Dutch will win, in order to set up yet another awkward Runner's Up Canal Boat Trip. Then the Argies will beat Brazil in the novelty third place match and all will be as it should be in the world.

Here are the match's advanced stats:

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
manchego is a good cheese

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Argentina gonna play Brazil this weekend.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


:siren:Semifinal match 2 Refchat:siren:

Netherlands x Argentina
Ref: Cuneyt CAKIR (TUR)
AR1: Bahattin DURAN (TUR)
AR2: Tarik ONGUN (TUR)
4th: Jonas ERIKSSON (SWE)
RAR: Mathias KLASENIUS (SWE)

Whereas Marco Rodriguez might be known for a couple of different reasons, if I had to guess why TRP might remember Cakir I'd probably only need one thing.

1)

Of course, he's actually sent off a number of players involving English teams/players in the recent past so any of these might have worked as well.





Balotelli against Kiev, Terry against Barca, Gerrard against Ukraine, and Cahill against Corinthians

Anyway, Cakir has had an excellent tournament. IMO his performances have been second only to Webb. Hopefully this translates into a very good performance like yesterday with Rodriguez. There were a couple of things here and there you could pick out but overall Rodriguez was very good. Cakir is 37 and so would be age eligible for 2018 and 2022. If Irmatov didn't exist and he has a good few years, I'd say he would be a frontrunner for the final in Russia, but we'll just have to see how it all shakes out over the next little while.

WC 2014
Brazil 0 Mexico 0 Group stage 4 yellows
Alegeria 1 Russia 1 Group stage 5 yellows

chaoslord fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jul 9, 2014

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Came for the OP stayed for the advanced stats.

Argentina will win 3-2 and the midget will score two and assist one setting up a truly epic final F T W

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

two bad teams

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
I've looked at the advanced stats, and they're pretty compelling.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

sick graphs

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,

Machinegunboyo posted:

I've looked at the advanced stats, and they're pretty compelling.

I did a lot of research after the Costa Rica game.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
Robben is leading the tournament in DzDiB (Danger zone dives in the box) and BTpM (blood transfusions per match), he's a loving doping diver (i see him rollin, i'm hatin)

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

gently caress Argentina

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



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gently caress Argentina.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Hegay posted:

gently caress Argentina

otoh, oliwan

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,

Hegay posted:

gently caress Argentina

More than Holland? They are both easy to hate tbh.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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FiftySeven posted:

gently caress Argentina.

otoh, oliwan

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

manchego posted:

More than Holland? They are both easy to hate tbh.

Absolutely. Have you ever met the Dutch? Lovely people. Argentina however? They can get hosed.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW


How many hands do you have, op?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I have no opinion on this match whatsover.

SandersPacheco
Jul 15, 2004

Faster than light

The swiss are already out

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I'm a big fan of the op's use of advanced stats imo, these are the cutting edge insights that football can gain.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Earthy Ape Unit posted:

How many hands do you have, op?

not enough to accurately express the awfulness of oliwan's recent posting streak

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

How many hands do you have, op?

he's holding oliwan in both hands

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

ephex posted:

I have no opinion on this match whatsover.

Yeah I don't care who wins I just want more goals tbh.

You don't have a preference of who you'd rather play in the final?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

id like for one team to get absolutely drubbed again personally

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



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Bogan Krkic posted:

id like for one team to get absolutely drubbed again personally

Preferably Argentina. Lets face it though, there is absolutely no way in hell that this match can live up to last nights.

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional
As much as I like Argentina, the only thing that could possibly top Germany's vicious bumming of Brazil would be Argentina doing the same thing in a 3rd place play off...

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

manchego posted:

The Netherlands (pick a name for fucks sake) and Argentina have some World Cup history against each other, with the Dutch having lost to Argentina in the 1978 Final by a score of 3-1.

Don't forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs

:allears:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
argentina's defense is really bad and they're against Robben and van Persie lol

radlum
May 13, 2013
I want Argentina to win only for the Nazi/Pope jokes

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Robben is leading the tournament in DzDiB (Danger zone dives in the box) and BTpM (blood transfusions per match), he's a loving doping diver (i see him rollin, i'm hatin)

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

To hell with Robben. Is RVP not playing?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Lets see Maradona explode

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
I honestly don't care who wins. It will probably be a poo poo match anyway, both teams cagey and defensive and then someone will score from a set piece and we'll all make a face.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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His blood splatters happen to form a map of los malvinas, and then a cheeky bulldog comes in and licks it all up and winks at the camera

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Eau de MacGowan posted:

not enough to accurately express the awfulness of oliwan's recent posting streak



we're gonna need a lot more hands

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

radlum posted:

I want Argentina to win only for the Nazi/Pope jokes

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
robben gonna dive, holland gonna win, argentina gonna cry

e: because the other yt is blocked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azUgsIkBGYc

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Anybody out for this match due to yellows or injury? Is Aguero back?

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
I'm guessing lots of diving, a few cards, and a marginal victory for the clog wearers at 90 mins

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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Gigi Galli posted:

Anybody out for this match due to yellows or injury? Is Aguero back?

If by "back" you mean "he's probably gonna play and come off with a calf injury and then not play in the next game" then he's back.

Di maria is out, obvs. No one knows on DeJong *mind gamez*

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