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Volkerball posted:Andre Rison abused a girl who burned his house down by accident.
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Probably shouldn't bring in girlfriends 'cuz I don't think anyone's going to top Steve McNair's.
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I'm not very fluent in the whole TMZ scene. 
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Nominating Jim Irsay for the owner position.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:39
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Junior Seau shot a man
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I don't know if Jerramy Stevens ever missed time Leonard Little
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We should drop the missed time requirement so we can have John Riggins hit on supreme court justices, play poker in a storage unit, then pass out on his back in the lockerroom just in time to piss straight into the air and all over himself.
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Jul 11, 2014 00:12
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Manti te'o has a made up girlfriend. Herschel Walker had multiple personalities and doesn't remember playing in Minnesota. Sean Gilbert held out because god told him to. Mark Brunell played on a torn acl because god told him to, and later went broke investing in a scam Christian movie studio.
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Intruder posted:
He wasn't crazy. He just killed someone while drunk driving.
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Comfortador posted:Bah I'm an idiot. There was a shitload of Ryan Leaf. Yeah, without question Jovan Belcher. He missed the most significant play time of all. I am also seconding Vick for QB.
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Who's blocking for Ricky Williams on the edge? Mark Chmura, that's who.
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Chilichimp posted:Yeah, without question Jovan Belcher. He missed the most significant play time of all. I was going to say not as much as his kid, but then I remember his girlfriend wasn't pregnant and he didn't kill his child.  Missed opportunity.
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Petite Dinklage posted:Who's blocking for Ricky Williams on the edge? 
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Spoeank posted:Cris Carter also told the Browns to cut Josh Gordon because of He's got a pretty big case of confirmation bias factoring in.
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Volkerball posted:I was going to say not as much as his kid, but then I remember his girlfriend wasn't pregnant and he didn't kill his child. Been trying to reply to this in a funny way, so as to further the joke. There so much dark humor that could be thrown around here... but I went as far as I was willing to go with it in the first post. That story is tragic as gently caress.
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Nominating Todd Marinovich for backup/QB coach. The man nearly set a single game record for touchdowns while high on coke, suffering from heroin withdrawal and literally soiling his uniform. edit: beaten
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Shath Hole posted:Junior Seau shot a man love it.
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Shath Hole posted:Junior Seau shot a man YES
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Jeff Alm committed suicide after being involved in a car accident where his friend died in front of him (Supposedly his gay lover). He was in his 2nd (?) year year on the Houston Oilers.
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it's not crazy to do drugs or commit suicide
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football fuckerman posted:it's not crazy to do drugs or commit suicide For doing drugs, its not crazy. It is considered a mental health problem if you can't not do drugs, which is why people like Josh Gordon and Aldon are on the list. Suicidal ideation, attempt, or success, by definition, are mental health disorders.
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Koren Robinson literally drank his way out of the league, if you're still looking for WRs to fill out the roster. Also, who was that one linebacker who quit football to play video games all day? He belongs on this list. Double edit: It was Quinn Pitcock http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8108006/quinn-pitcock-video-game-addiction-masked-deeper-issues quote:Pitcock showed some promise as an NFL rookie, appearing in nine games and starting one. But even though he positioned himself for significant playing time his second season, he retired before the start of training camp in 2008. Benne fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jul 11, 2014 |
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Grittybeard posted:I can't figure out if Albert Haynesworth should count or not. Was anything wrong with him other than greed and laziness? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5nlEA8BUTQ Does Dwayne Goodrich count? He killed 2 people who were trying to rescue someone from a burning car.
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How about that guy who missed out on being drafted cause he hosed his sister? http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5497517
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smokyprogg posted:How about that guy who missed out on being drafted cause he hosed his sister? That article is trying really hard to make me give a poo poo about a guy who hosed his sister.
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CB: Darryl Henley "Henley is currently serving a 41-year prison sentence for trafficking cocaine and attempting to murder the judge and a witness from his trial by hiring contract killers."
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Benne posted:Koren Robinson literally drank his way out of the league, if you're still looking for WRs to fill out the roster. I wonder which goon this is.
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Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:CB: Darryl Henley Yep. This guy.
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swickles posted:Suicidal ideation, attempt, or success, by definition, are mental health disorders. Yeah, but they're a little more serious and sobering. This isn't some guy getting hosed up on heroin and then barfing into someone else's mouth, it's a serious disease that can have serious consequences. Plus they can't play on an All Time Team if they're dead. 
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As head couch I promise to bring cut up straws and firm metal coke cutting credit cards. Nothing breaks up a gram like an Amex centurion eh LT?!
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Pacman Jones circa 2007.
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Cole posted:Does LT count as crazy? Depends on how much coke he's had.
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We're gonna need to convert some of these bigger WR's to TE, there's too drat many bat-poo poo crazy Wide-outs.
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Chilichimp posted:We're gonna need to convert some of these bigger WR's to TE, there's too drat many bat-poo poo crazy Wide-outs. I can already hear Jimmy Graham laughing at the pay cuts they'll have to take.
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Fenrir posted:I can already hear Jimmy Graham laughing at the pay cuts they'll have to take. If he cackles enough like the a mad hatter, we can work him out for the Cray Crays.
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WR Albert Connell had a five year, 14 million dollar contract, yet ended his career by stealing $863 from Deuce McAllister's locker and $3500 from his car. http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/17/sports/pro-football-inside-the-nfl-theft-by-teammates-is-a-troubling-issue.html Maybe more stupid than crazy, but still.
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