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Mico
Jan 29, 2011

A billion dollars.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Where did you find a porno on VHS with closed captioning

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

widespread posted:

Flea market.

I'll bite. Tell me where to send the five bucks (gotta.stay.fai@gmail.com) and I'll willingly walk right into this scam opportunity.

I swear if it's not closed captioned I'm gonna be mad, and possibly put a video yelling at you up on youtube

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I'm confused. I thought AltaBrown had posted Tinkertoy's video, and visa-versa. What is happening anymore. Why am I in this strange place. Please let me go home. Please.

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I'll bite. Tell me where to send the five bucks (gotta.stay.fai@gmail.com) and I'll willingly walk right into this scam opportunity.

I swear if it's not closed captioned I'm gonna be mad, and possibly put a video yelling at you up on youtube

Send it here. Failing that, send it here.

Lemme know if there's any issue or some poo poo. Also, another tape.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

widespread posted:

Send it here. Failing that, send it here.

Lemme know if there's any issue or some poo poo. Also, another tape.


A frock?!

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Jon Joe posted:

A frock?!

No, a frolf cock.

See? Frolf cock.

racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:

Jon Joe posted:

I'm confused. I thought AltaBrown had posted Tinkertoy's video, and visa-versa. What is happening anymore. Why am I in this strange place. Please let me go home. Please.

Frolf is, Brother. Embrace the Frolf, and let the Frolf flow through you. Become One with the Frolf and all will be made clear.*





*Probably not.

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness
I am not equipped with the necessary tools to understand what just occurred.

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Neruz posted:

I am not equipped with the necessary tools to understand what just occurred.

It's called frolf.

Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

Yo the language in here is getting a little problematic, so I dug out these name tags to show you all the non-triggering way to talk to/about our Ribbit King protagonists.



GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
more like anti-aliasia

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Please tell me those nametags don't actually exist.

I810BUX
Aug 10, 2007

Cheesu~~

Ometeotl posted:

Please tell me those nametags don't actually exist.

Typical cis-gendered bigot. Don't you have any respect for frolf-gendered people? This is an important conversation to have in this, Our Lord's* Year: 2014. The fact that people refuse to refer to frolf-gendered as they desire is appalling.

*The Ribbit King

Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

They do. Probably only a handful though, because it would take effort to actually print up more than a couple sheets of them and it's tumblr.



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

more like anti-aliasia

it was :effort: to not bucket fill the white spots left after rotating the text.

Random_Username
Jan 1, 2013
If you're having trouble understanding the recent videos, here is a helpful tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejrxRZHL4e4

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
Thank god there's a blank one so I can mix and match.

Also, y'all dumpy gents and ladies need to get off yr ergonomic sluggy-branded beanbag chairs and get fit for golf with aefrogics.

And put it on youtube.

For your health.



Here are some motivational and poignant sayings.







Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

The best stance for frolfing is based on the classic fencing stance.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
With Lunk's bulky build, he really should be taking advantage of a two-handed overhead smash for maximum distance. He doesn't strike me as the best player, however, especially after you get to chapter 6 and discover that he's only three years old. That, and he's perpetually blitzed 24/7. I guess if I were from Planet Lavatron, I'd toke up all day errday, too.

D_W
Nov 12, 2013

That's the problem with frolf these days. These kids only care about the flourish and not about the technical execution.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
Hey guys i've been super busy with work and Ultra Street Fighter just dropped and I swear i'm working on this please don't leave me I love you.


I'll have an update soon, that's a certified Pins promise.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Pins posted:

certified Pins promise.

lol

MadFriarAvelyn
Sep 25, 2007

Frolf still means frog golf.

:ocelot::brnsndcstl:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Pins posted:

that's a certified Pins promise.
indeed it is

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Pins status: Still a hentai-loving piece of poo poo

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Wow, such nasty anime hominem attacks

racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:

Vicas posted:

Wow, such nasty anime hominem attacks

But the proof is right there in his Twitter feed!

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
Ill do something for this soon. Idk, maybe.

tinkerttoy
Dec 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Funny, I thought this thread was abandoned.

Tony SpaZ
Dec 17, 2009

tinkerttoy posted:

Funny, I thought this thread was abandoned.

:smith: That's not funny at all.

I810BUX
Aug 10, 2007

Cheesu~~

tinkerttoy posted:

Funny, I thought this thread was abandoned.

Bouken desho, desho!? Honto ga uso ni kawaru sekai de
yume ga aru kara tsuyoku naru no yo dare no tame janaiii~~

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
I believe in Pins.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

RotationSurgeon posted:

Bouken desho, desho!? Honto ga uso ni kawaru sekai de
yume ga aru kara tsuyoku naru no yo dare no tame janaiii~~

Your kind ain't welcome 'round these parts :clint:
And by that I mean Aya Hirano fans.

(I hate myself a little for knowing that immediately)

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

RotationSurgeon posted:

Bouken desho, desho!? Honto ga uso ni kawaru sekai de
yume ga aru kara tsuyoku naru no yo dare no tame janaiii~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZDodOXcvd0

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Great Joe posted:

Pins status: Still a hentai-loving piece of poo poo

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013




The local game store is great :shepspends:

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Oh cool, maybe you can replace Pins and actually finish what he started.

For once. :colbert:

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Missing Name posted:



The local game store is great :shepspends:

My years of studying ancient greek have qualified me to understand what you wrote.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I'm not telling though.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Great Joe posted:

Oh cool, maybe you can replace Pins and actually finish what he started.

For once. :colbert:

Please do not besmirch the name of this great LP hero.

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Actually, I think this disc will never be used again.

I need to put this game out of its misery, one disc at a time.

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