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Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011
Zaqtaro is scheduled to go on the The Howard Stern Show on July 15th, 2014 in a quest to make sweet love to ex-wrestler and female body builder Nicole Bass. So Stephen Hensley and Stevie Looney sat down with Zaq to talk about all the nasty details in this video (NO WRESTLING IS INVOLVED but it is wrestling related). Some of you goons may remember Zaq as the masked camera man for NWA Mountain State Wrestling. Also in this video is Stephen Hensley better know as the Outlaw Rockstar for NWA Mountain State Wrestling and NWA Mid-Atlantic Wrestling along with Stevie Looney who has done some wrestling pod casting for WVCW or West Virginia Championship Wrestling. So without further ado here is debauchery at it's finest! http://youtu.be/MBY0xDhuYRU

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LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
god bless us, every one

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ooooooooh la la!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
That piece of crap Lance Erikson will probably cash in his poker case at the last minute and swoop in to steal Nicole away from Zaqtaro. Never turn your back on the Canadian Lion.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

sounds cool

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
How does this relate to NWA star big daddy yum yum???

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
We gotta all have dreams. Mine is also to have sex one day.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jul 10, 2014

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Howard Stern blows

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

baba booey

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Gonna tap that Bass rear end.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


what

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

would

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
You

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Sayyyyyyy


Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Oh yeah well you know who I'm gonna gently caress? It's Ricky Shane.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Oh yeah well you know who I'm gonna gently caress? It's Ricky Shane.

I'm being welcomed to the violent world of Frank Parker. :(

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.
Which one of us is going to be the wingman and get in rhythm with The Stro, ooh la la!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Make 'em say YARRRRRRGH! Na-na-na-na

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011
What song should Zack play in the hotel room to pop his Nicole Bass cherry?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

We gotta all have dreams. Mine is also to have sex one day.

I believe in you.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Is this a real thing? As in you can just ring up Howard Stern and ask to have sex with female wrestlers from the past, and the radio station will facilitate the coitus?

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this a real thing? As in you can just ring up Howard Stern and ask to have sex with female wrestlers from the past, and the radio station will facilitate the coitus?

Howard asked people to call in if they would gently caress Nicole Bass...Zack was the only person to call in that day. He is scheduled to go in on July 15th. We will see what happens. He talked to her on the phone on air...she seemed down.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Oh my loving God. I thought about texting Zaq the other day to say hey. I now see the universe was trying to tell me something.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Scotty Slasher posted:

Howard asked people to call in if they would gently caress Nicole Bass...Zack was the only person to call in that day. He is scheduled to go in on July 15th. We will see what happens. He talked to her on the phone on air...she seemed down.

Down? as in DTF? As in "Why yes random stranger, you said on a radio show that you found me attractive, and guessing from Howard Stern's usual modus operandi, probably said so using rather vulgar language. As a result of all of this, I am certainly inclined to have sex with you."?

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Oh my loving God. I thought about texting Zaq the other day to say hey. I now see the universe was trying to tell me something.

You should text him about it Foochs!

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

Down? as in DTF? As in "Why yes random stranger, you said on a radio show that you found me attractive, and guessing from Howard Stern's usual modus operandi, probably said so using rather vulgar language. As a result of all of this, I am certainly inclined to have sex with you."?

This is all correct. I should upload the clip of when Zack called in. It was on Youtube but it was flagged. I saved the whole show so I could convert it, and upload Zack's call in.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
I hope that he has sex, with a woman who accompanied Justin Credible to the ring

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Can I gently caress Skeeter while the bucket watches?

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

Can I gently caress Skeeter while the bucket watches?

Oh poo poo I forgot about the bucket promo Zack made!!! Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_8IRzWqEn4

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Tell him to bring flowers. I heard women like that.








... and some condoms for the hey daddy-daddy. :wink:

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
How ya doin' everybody?!?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHw3GYt7fTU

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011

dsriggs posted:

How ya doin' everybody?!?

Oh poo poo yea! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfT0QhzRSI

Scotty Slasher
Jul 8, 2011

gently caress yeah Oatgan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViUxZYdreaU

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Still my favorite MSW thing ever.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



this owns

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Scotty Slasher posted:

What song should Zack play in the hotel room to pop his Nicole Bass cherry?

Oh, Radio, Tell Me Everything You Know

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Scotty Slasher posted:

What song should Zack play in the hotel room to pop his Nicole Bass cherry?

Dumb Shill by gently caress You

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Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Mob posted:

Dumb Shill by gently caress You

I'll shill you mob

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