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Video games are often not like real life.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:20
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lol in runescape you can eat sharks like in 1 second flat lol
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Jul 10, 2014 22:20
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I was playing Doom earlier and I could get shot more than once without dying. What the gently caress?
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Jul 10, 2014 22:21
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How many bodies could YOU stuff in your bag in Ultima?
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Jul 10, 2014 22:22
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In Mass Effect 2, all the aliens, robots and ladies want to sleep with Commander Shepard, whereas in real life I'm shunned by society in large, and women in particular.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:23
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I much more prefer 3rd-person view so I can pretend I'm a spirit from another world controlling the thoughts and actions of a man whilst flying a yard above and behind him. It makes sense.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:24
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there is no sound in space guys okay
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Jul 10, 2014 22:57
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Ema Nymton posted:I much more prefer 3rd-person view so I can pretend I'm a spirit from another world controlling the thoughts and actions of a man whilst flying a yard above and behind him. It makes sense. same but in fallout.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:58
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K. Flaps posted:In Mass Effect 2, all the aliens, robots and ladies want to sleep with Commander Shepard, whereas in real life I'm shunned by society in large, and women in particular. Another unrealistic standard for men.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:00
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on the rare occasion I see a real life woman they never look like the hot babes from dead or alive and I am thoroughly disappointed every single time
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Jul 10, 2014 23:06
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Ekster posted:on the rare occasion I see a real life woman they never look like the hot babes from dead or alive and I am thoroughly disappointed every single time i walked into the soapland district, entering the nearest rubdown parlor. i glance at the secretary behind the counter, lowering my kamina shades a bit so we can meet eye to eye. she gives me a knowing smile. "i'm here for the dead or alive special," i quip. the secretary blushes and nods, standing up to reveal toned abs. as i am suplexed into the floor i think, "yes. this is what i wanted all along"
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Jul 10, 2014 23:10
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it really bothers me when a game is first person but doesn't show your legs.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:19
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like hello, of course i have legs, what am i, some kinda ghost?????
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Jul 10, 2014 23:20
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Excels posted:like hello, of course i have legs, what am i, some kinda ghost????? but what if you were? and that was the twist.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:29
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Action Tortoise posted:but what if you were? and that was the twist. think i saw a movie like this once
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Jul 10, 2014 23:30
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Action Tortoise posted:but what if you were? and that was the twist. it's never the twist one time it was, but nobody remembers.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:33
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I liked how in Morrowind the 1st person view was the regular "you can see your forearms and hands and gear" but then in the 3rd person view your character actually walked with their arms unnaturally high up with all their stuff in front of their face like some kind of horribly posed mannequin very immersive
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Jul 11, 2014 01:13
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In mario games you jump on a koopa troopa'S head and he falls down through the ground wtf how is that even possible
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Jul 11, 2014 01:36
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it takes like three days travel to go from the yucatan to havana via boat, what the gently caress ubisoft you should fact check assassin's creed more.
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Jul 11, 2014 01:46
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double jumps
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Jul 11, 2014 01:49
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how come rocks float in minecraft? its nuts i tell ya
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Jul 11, 2014 01:52
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how the gently caress did dr light know where to hide the upgrade capsules for X? and how did he hide one in an airport that was't even planned when he was alive?? oh and the one in the moving dinosaur tank... how?!!!
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Jul 11, 2014 01:52
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zen death robot posted:━━━━━┒
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Jul 11, 2014 02:04
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In Space Engine I go faster than the speed of light but time won't revert like in superman immersion broken, gently caress space engine
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Jul 11, 2014 02:09
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program666 posted:In Space Engine I go faster than the speed of light but time won't revert like in superman immersion broken, gently caress space engine Same but in Big Rigs
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Jul 11, 2014 02:11
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the xcom interceptor let's play was pretty good because of things like this all missiles fired had a set speed they were at that wasn't affected by yours so you could fire a missile and have it instantly rearend you
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Jul 11, 2014 02:25
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in morrowind every single drug is directly stacking so you can drink a billion sujamma (more strength less intelligence if you had to read this you are a loving scrub get out) and punch the world in half but not understand what you're doing because you have 0 intelligence what doesn't make sense is that every other game doesn't let you do this with medicines and potions and stuff
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Jul 11, 2014 02:29
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the one thing i don't understand about games is why they own so much
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Jul 11, 2014 02:57
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cant help but shake my dang head whenever I see my video game character sink into lava instead of igniting and staying on the surface.
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Jul 11, 2014 03:41
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program666 posted:In Space Engine I go faster than the speed of light but time won't revert like in superman immersion broken, gently caress space engine have you considered that you are just altering your perception of time and are actually traveling at sublight speeds? Check your desk, do any of the things there seem like they have thousands of years ago turned to dust? that would be a big clue
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Jul 11, 2014 04:31
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Video games are often not like real life.
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Jul 11, 2014 05:01
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In pong the paddles make the same noise each time they hit the ball
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Jul 11, 2014 05:05
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In games my character can run forever when irl i can run for like 5 seconds before I pass out
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Jul 11, 2014 05:19
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i didn't think anything of the fact that dead people's bodies just disappear moments after they die, but then i actually killed someone
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Jul 11, 2014 05:20
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Spanish Manlove posted:it takes like three days travel to go from the yucatan to havana via boat, what the gently caress ubisoft you should fact check assassin's creed more. The map used to be pretty much the same but bigger, but then there was a whole lotta nothing and it was boring. Then it was super small, but for the loading to catch up, the boats had to move at a snail's pace. The final size was months of experimentation. There you go, uninteresting first hand account information
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Jul 11, 2014 05:44
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Saints Row IV is ridiculous. I mean come on, they expect me to believe in Santa. 
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Jul 11, 2014 08:06
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in eye: divine cybermancy you can press a button which makes you jump higher than usual hhaha okay eye yeah that's totally how jumping works and isn't total malarkey 
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Jul 11, 2014 08:29
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FF6: Me: Hang on Kefka. I need to kill these dinosaurs for a few months Kefka: Ok
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Jul 11, 2014 09:25
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In Zelda zelda never goes to bathroom while he runs around in green skirt, why???
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