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LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.
In Zelda zelda never goes to bathroom while he runs around in green skirt, why???

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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i have been playing zelda and i can tell you zelda just lets it trickle as he runs. hth

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
how far are yuo

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Got to hide behind cover until my eyes stop gushing blood. Why can't I take these medical supplies?

zen death robot posted:

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Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

LordHippoman posted:

In Zelda zelda never goes to bathroom while he runs around in green skirt, why???

you can't run and poop at the same time so this is actually an example of hyper-realism in video games

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

in daytona you are a nascar and you drift but nascars dont drift wtf :confused:

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Left 4 dead 2 has a number of factual inaccuracies.

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
chrono cross

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

in mario kart you can be in a go-kart and jump the go-kart on your own how does that even work they're hundreds of kilos

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

fronz posted:

how far are yuo

wanbdering about, but have done two dungeons. dongdong hates bombs in his throat!

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Typical Pubbie posted:


you can't run and poop at the same time so this is actually an example of hyper-realism in video games


 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itw7C_cALSI

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

when sephiroth blows up the entire solar system I was like hold on that's bullshit

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
It's nothing that a good night at the inn can't fix

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If the sun went nova and the explosion was big enough to make direct contact with earth it would be 200 million miles in diameter.



So how is there visible curvature in this screenshot???

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
staying at an inn should require me to watch them sleep for a full and healthy 8 hours. bonus points if cloud can sneak into tifas bed

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Video Viddy Games posted:

wanbdering about, but have done two dungeons. dongdong hates bombs in his throat!

i tried to replay it and i could get to and through the first dungeon on muscle memory but then i forgot where to go.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
lol if you don't dip in and out of zelda 1's first dungeon so the door inexplicably opens itself

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


I better rub this medkit all over myself and heal my gun wounds using osmosis.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

How come Gordon Freeman gets that hot latino girl without saying a word but I don't.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

BoredDG posted:

I better rub this medkit all over myself and heal my gun wounds using osmosis.

your character is actually mostly immune to bullets at this point because they've built up a tolerance, the medkits are homeopathic

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

BoredDG posted:

I better rub this medkit all over myself and heal my gun wounds using osmosis.

call of duty is progressive because instead of medkits you absorb healing energy via photosynthesis, while waiting behind cover

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
I can't progress any further because I have the woodchuck figurine but the pedestal that unlocks the door is for the mongoose figurine.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
why didn't someone just use a loving phoenix down on aerith. it was the biggest gameplay-narrative dissonance ever

Soral
May 30, 2009

in real life i can hold way more than 2 guns at once!!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
eating mushrooms makes you bigger

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Double jumping

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Regenerating health in realistic shooters

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

FauxGateau posted:

Double jumping

And for that matter, triple jumping.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

mabels big day posted:

And for that matter, triple jumping.

That's just not possible.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
you know how after a double jump kazooie flaps her wings to make banjo float for a few seconds? well i don;t think a bird like that would be able to carry the weight of a bear

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

FauxGateau posted:

Double jumping

double jmping makes any game better even ones without jumping

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

anime gently caress pillow posted:

How come Gordon Freeman gets that hot latino girl without saying a word but I don't.
Who? I thought he only got a black one who turns the awkwardness dial up when she talks too long.

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

FauxGateau posted:

Regenerating health in realistic shooters

It's an analogue for real life:

Enter combat zone => Go to party.
Enemies shoot at you. => Get made fun of.
Take cover => Hide in bathroom.
Health regenerates => Refresh self-esteem.
Return to combat => Go back out there.
Enemies shoot at you. => Get made fun of more.
Die. / Win the game. => Go home alone.

In both cases you end up right back in front of your computer after a traumatic experience.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

jigokuman posted:

It's an analogue for real life:

Enter combat zone => Go to party.
Enemies shoot at you. => Get made fun of.
Take cover => Hide in bathroom.
Health regenerates => Refresh self-esteem.
Return to combat => Go back out there.
Enemies shoot at you. => Get made fun of more.
Die. / Win the game. => Go home alone.

In both cases you end up right back in front of your computer after a traumatic experience.

This is a bad post dude

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
doom guy runs at like 80 mph or something it owns

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
eat turkey heal wounds.

Normally that only helps psychological scars

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Excels posted:

why didn't someone just use a loving phoenix down on aerith. it was the biggest gameplay-narrative dissonance ever

i always deduced that "dying" in battle meant fainting, where as aeris getting cut open was permadeath

Soral
May 30, 2009

how come pokeballs break when a wild pokemon leaves one, but after you capture a pokeman it can come and go as much as it wants without breaking the pokebal

how come

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Soral posted:

how come pokeballs break when a wild pokemon leaves one, but after you capture a pokeman it can come and go as much as it wants without breaking the pokebal

how come

incidentally why can't you catch other trainers pokemon.

i want to be an rear end in a top hat in pokemon world just like in real life.

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Excels posted:

incidentally why can't you catch other trainers pokemon.

i want to be an rear end in a top hat in pokemon world just like in real life.

Trainers block the balls you throw at them.

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