you will draw pigs

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cruft

Pigs are the only thing I can actually draw. Here's how to draw a pig.

Start with a circle.

Make triangles for the ears.

A little squiggle for the tail.

Legs are rectangles.

Smaller circle for the nose. You can put a couple dots or lines in it for nostrils if there's room.

Two dots for eyes.

And now the mouth, which is how you're going to relay expression. This is a smug pig.

Here's everything as an animation, because why not.

Okay, your turn. Show me the pig you drew.

cruft fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Sep 2, 2014

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:07

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:51

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FluffieDuckie posted:

I like it, fluffstrix! But where's the house?

FartGhost posted:

This is a good pig, man, don't be so hard on yourself. Pig's all stoic and poo poo.

Oil Can Boyd posted:

Hi piggle! You'd fit right in with Ziggy!

CAT BRUSH posted:

Um you were probably looking at my example images from the wrong side, CAT BRUSH. Good drawing tho!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:24

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pig slut lisa posted:

hahaha i have never laughed irl at a byob post as much as this one

I see a new av in the works for you, pig slut lisa.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:34

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Someday maybe I'll be able to draw this well. Dig it, GSJG.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:35

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pig slut lisa posted:

I really feel like this needs to happen.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:38

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FluffieDuckie posted:

but it would be so perfect

I think that was his way of saying he was open to an av change.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 22:03

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MORE PIGS

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 22:13

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Salmiakki posted:

Please tell me you're using a Wacom tablet and not using a mouse to make these lines.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 22:21

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Salmiakki posted:

yeah im using a tablet! im not actually drawing on ms paint if you were wondering, the program i use is called paint tool sai

awesome, looks like a pressure sensitive tablet too. and it looks like you're bangin' these out pretty quickly.

(I'm now an amateur forensic art historian)

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 22:23

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Salmiakki posted:

yeah, theyre just doodles. i havent drawn art that ive put a lot of work into in a long time but heres an example of when i DO put time and effort into things:

nice.

Next frame:

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 22:27

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WhenInRome posted:

help

Looks like your av. Is your av a pig doing backflips?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 22:51

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shin42k posted:

I think pigs are meant to pink but I'm not sure.

I like this a whole lot.

RWT3 posted:

I don't get how you were able to see my 2D pig from the side. Are you using the beta of the 3D forums?

Bukowski posted:

I fixed the URL in my browser but this looks like troll bait so boo.

Siluvayne posted:

We've got some real artists in here! Are these vectorized?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 23:16

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Bukowski posted:

It's not troll bait it's me as a pig

Well okay.

I guess I can say with confidence that IDGI.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 23:35

cruft

Bukowski do you think you could draw hamburger buns on that pig's ears? Might help people put it all together.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 00:19

cruft

Some kinky pigs up in here. I mean that in the sexual sense, but I also mean that in the bent wire sense.

Keep 'em coming, yobbers!

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 04:51

cruft

Wow, this thread is still going. I'll see if I can find the original images.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 21:36

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DrSanchez posted:

Cruft!!! You're alive!!!

Apparently.

But I can't find the images. Sorry.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 22:13

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WD-40 posted:

i sewed three pigs hope thats ok

littlest pig is kind of hosed up imo

I love this! This is a good cross-stitch!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 00:02

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Qwerinty posted:

I like the little pig, actually, it's adorbs. Hi, cruft I'm sorry we chased you away again

Nobody chased me away, I just got busy with other things.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 16:06

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cruft posted:

Nobody chased me away, I just got busy with other things.

It was, as the kids say, a "RL Intrusion".

I mean the kids said that in the 90s anyway.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 16:07

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WD-40 posted:

i actually did them for a friend and then, serendipity

but i am only posting original byob content sews from now on, i promise

Too late. C-.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 00:28

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:51

cruft

I actually got a C- on a "free choice essay" in English class once because I mentioned that I took the opportunity to write a paper addressing a question the mom of my carpool kids had asked me about computers.

Apparently high school English assignments are deemed unworthy if they are not pointless.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 00:29

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