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Wormskull posted:DuckTales Remastered i know you're just trying to come up with sick burns for every game but this is unironically true
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:48 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:28 |
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One Way Heroics - This game just hung at the Loading the game window on Steam. Good job losers. Banished - More like Famished... That is, my stupid rear end villagers have really hosed up priorities and micromanaging them is more tedious than interesting so they just die because I get bored. ClaDun x2 - Pretty epic.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 07:29 |
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Bleed - Yeah... Bleeding out of my rear end, from how lovely this game is! gently caress indie developers. Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures - This is a fairly awesome platformer hearkening back to the olden days of gaming. It has some weird lag issues though. Ys: The Oath In Felghana - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bqzpdxh7A
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 07:33 |
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Wormskull posted:Volgarr The Viking You take that back you poop
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 07:39 |
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Shank why does every loving enemy in this game have way too much health why are the bosses loving "wait for the obvious weak point to deal 25% of his health" poo poo from the early 90's why does it look like a newgrounds cartoon gently caress this/10
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:08 |
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gratuitous space battle more like gratuitous steam buys... pfeh.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 12:14 |
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Wormskull posted:ClaDun x2 lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:23 |
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i played grid2 and it was pretty cool. its kinda like the game sega's old arcade racing game dudes would make if they had the license for real cars and got to make something today. who cares if its not realistic??
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 15:04 |
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my old roommate was playing banished and a 3 year old moved into a house and was self sufficient up to middle ages which is hardcore as hell
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:26 |
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Shantae: Risky's Revenge - This is a game made for pedophiles with hosed up brains.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 13:33 |
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Wormskull posted:Shantae: Risky's Revenge im gald you liked it.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 13:48 |
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Glacier 3: The Meltdown is not a budget FPS like I thought, but a budget racing game. It has no options besides volume, and uses ctrl, alt and shift for powerups because it predates the windows key(?) The camera does this if you don't change it at the start of every race. I beat the first cup in ten minutes and called it complete.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 01:08 |
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BKPR posted:It has no options besides volume, and uses ctrl, alt and shift for powerups because it predates the windows key(?) real pros disable their windows key because they don't like accidentally hitting it while playing old school games. they're probably just lookin out for the real pros. i played Stained, which was very lovely. i got it for free in a bundle, but the controls were very clunky, it was horrible to try the keyboard. i used the controller but you can't do everything with it, so you have to use the keyboard to get out of the status menu, etc. it's like a much shittier version of trine without any of the fun. i actually feel bad for the dev because he's made no money from the game at all, and there are some potentially cool aspects, like tangram games in the inventory to get powerups from smashing stained glass windows. it's a bad game. don't buy it.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 09:13 |
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Spelunky - I'd rather have someone bash my head in with a concrete block and bring over a big old bear to take a massive dump inside of my skull than play another moment of this atrocity.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 09:32 |
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Time to toss my hat into the ring. I randomly chose Sniper: Ghost Warrior a few days back and completed it. The sniping is nowhere near as fun as in Snipe Elite V2, but the levels are large enough to allow for stealth hyjinx. Assault rifles shoot like poo poo, pistols and knives are op as hell. You get an achievement for shooting birds out of the sky. Now I'm playing Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2, which so far is nowhere near as fun, since you don't get to snipe birds.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 09:55 |
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Binding of Isaac The difference between this and crushing your testicles in a vice is that nobody pretends the latter is a fun or clever thing to do. Besides that they're identical.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 23:05 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:28 |
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I played through Thinking With Time Machine, a Portal 2 mod that gives you a time machine. It features a fanfiction story of how the robots you from the Portal 2 co-op have kidnapped you and how you now must go back in time to save GLaDOS from dying. There are only 8 puzzles and by the time the levels get interesting it's over. Don't waste your time.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 23:24 |