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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Yea. READ THE GODDAMN THREAT TITLE PORKY

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ground floor

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

AB we cool :respek:

Not Whip though. You're a punk rear end bitch.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I don't know how I feel about this issue until at least four pages straight are filled with people dogpiling the minority opinionholder.

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
i agree w/ the op

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
:megaman:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
See I'm not the only one.

Can't hide behind your donuts and large coffee any longer, pal.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus



edit : dman thats big

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
a fine butt

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ded posted:




edit : dman thats big

:drat:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

as an independent black woman i



think this is a bad rear end

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:barf:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I liked where this thread was going up until this point.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


holocaust bloopers posted:

Yea. READ THE GODDAMN THREAT TITLE PORKY

This is a really mean thread, holly. :smith:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
i smell bacon

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
I think whip is an ok guy even if he is polish. Just kidding gently caress the poleice.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

This is a really mean thread, holly. :smith:

oink oink motherfucker

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


holocaust bloopers posted:

oink oink motherfucker

Think you should be more mad at meowlins, tbqh. He's probated you twice as much as I have!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Meowlins is living a live with the house odds way way against him.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Hey guys next week I am going to assault whip IRL so relax

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

Hey guys next week I am going to assault whip IRL so relax

:vince:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I will post all the details of Whip's appearance, real name, possibly the make/model/year and license plate of his car, and hopefully his address.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Also post his favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor. My money's on Ben

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

gleep gloop posted:

Hey guys next week I am going to sexually assault whip IRL so relax

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

down home cooking with whip with guest star candi

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Branis posted:

I think whip is an ok guy even if he is polish. Just kidding gently caress the poleice.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

At my department people are rated on a scale of Slagcheek to 10, with 10 being the best

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

we were all drinking at the bar and one guy starts telling a joke and it goes on and on so I interrupt and ask "It this a shaggy dog joke?"

"what's a shaggy dog joke" asked the inebriate to my left

"I'm glad you asked. A 'shaggy dog joke' is a joke where the humor lies not in the punchline, but in the telling, where the joke is long, full of irrelevant details or repetition and generally a waste of time for everyone involved."

"Well, yes, this is a shaggy dog joke, or as I call it, a Whip Slagcheek"

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
nigga you gay

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I knelt over the dying man, his chest torn asunder by multiple pistol rounds. I looked into his eyes. "Are you in a state of grace boyo? Any last words?"

The man struggled to speak. Blood flecked his lips and he coughed. I leaned close and heard his last whisper, a faint whisper delivered with the incredible conviction of a dying man.

"Whip slagcheek is a bitch".

Then his eyes closed forever.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
nigga you gay

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

name names whip

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

nigga you gay

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
DO I LOOK LIKE A COP

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Smiling Jack posted:

I knelt over the dying man, his chest torn asunder by multiple pistol rounds. I looked into his eyes. "Are you in a state of grace boyo? Any last words?"

The man struggled to speak. Blood flecked his lips and he coughed. I leaned close and heard his last whisper, a faint whisper delivered with the incredible conviction of a dying man.

"Whip slagcheek is a bitch".

Then his eyes closed forever.

this is funny cuz smiling jack is an old spud sucking paddy so imagine everything he types in a thick brogue

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKtGnyGuKM&t=518s

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

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