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tbps good stuff repository red alert  you just blew my mind  the magnificent stan Stan: The Dream of a Champion A satanist cult dreams of bringing the dark father himself into this world. All the incantations were said, all the rituals completed. With a hundred sacrifices, they are ready. They bring the woman to the hospital, and give birth to the child, who is meant to be Satan himself. Unfortunately, the nurse that was writing his name on the birth certificate misheard the woman.. so she forgot the first 'a' in Satan and wrote down... Stan. The Satanist cult wanted no part with him any more so they put him up for adoption. Luckily for Stan, he was adopted into a nice family who had a son named Dog. Dog and Stan were very close, and they played tennis together every day, but Dog was always a little bit better. Until one day, Stan trained so hard, he eventually beat Dog. The humiliation was to much for Dog, who ran away. Stan went on to be the greatest tennis player of all time. He eventually became so good he would win entire tournaments without a point being scored on him. That is.. until a young upstart entered. He tried so hard to beat Stan, and eventually scored one point on the legend himself. Furious, Stan served the ball as hard as he possibly could. It ended up going so fast it went through the kid, and killed him. Stan rued his mistake and cursed the stars themselves, giving up tennis right then and there. Stan then settled down with a wife and had two kids. However, one day, Stan recognized that his daughter had a rare brain disease. He went to a world famous surgeon and asked him to operate, but Doctor Bundari (the surgeon) said he would only do it for One Million dollars. Stan wondered what he could do. He then saw an ad in the paper.. a tennis tournament was starting and the prize was... one million USD... Stan sought out his old coach. His coach said "Stan you are to old! You'll never be able to win it now!" Stan had other plans. He trained every day. Soon the tournament came. Unfortunately though, an Evil Tennis Playing Syndicate was also in the tournament. They were led by a mysterious evil figure who always wore a mask. Stan knew these guys would be trouble. He made his way through the first few matches, but he had to struggle very hard. His son was ashamed that his father was Stan, a tennis player. He wished that his dad could be a famous Football player or Soccer player or WWF Wrestler like all the other boys. He hated life and didn't have a good relationship with pops. Stan made it through to the quarter finals. After a long match, he beat an Evil Tennis player. He was going back to his hotel to shower and prepare for his next game.. when he was attacked in an alley way. The thug pointed a gun at Stan and said "looks like you've scored your last point.." The thug shot a bullet at Stan but stan managed to hit it with his tennis racket which was in his hand. He hit the bullet back with the mesh of the racket. The bullet was aimed perfectly, so it went right back into the barrel of the gun, causing the gun to explode. The thug was on the ground and looked at Stan and was like, "STANNNNN!!!!" Stan took out a tennis ball from his bag and said "Justice is.." then he threw it in the air and hit it at the thug "SERVED!" and the thug blacked out The next day Stan was told that he was teaming up with his old tennis playing friend Rick. The semi-finals was a doubles match and he had to beat two evil Tennis players. Rick and Stan were good friends. However the Evil Tennis players poisoned Rick the day before. It came down to sudden death, whoever scored the next point won. Unfortunately for Stan the poison kicked in just at this point and Rick was paralyzed on the ground. He was kneeling. The evil players spiked the ball so high in the air. Stan had to act fast, so he jumped onto ricks back and spiked the ball so hard and beat the evil players. He was in the final now. The next day he was playing in the final. It was against the evil masked player. When they reached sudden death again the masked player took off his mask. He was none other than Dog, Stan's former adoptive brother and he was out for revenge. Dog was down by one point, so if Stan scored he would win, but if Dog scored he could tie it up. Dog did a dirty hit and the ball hit Stan in the knee and broke his leg. It was down to the next point... Dog laughed evilly. He had won! The little daughter would die. The rain hit Stan hard, he was so sad.. the lightning was really loud too.. but still it was a sold out game. Stan closed his eyes. The coach from the beginning was there in his memory, because he had died. Also he had become good and encouraged Stan but I forgot to write that part. He said "You can do it, Stan. If anyone can, you can." He had a thick New York Accent. Stan opened his eyes. Dog taunted him like Gary from Pokemon did always to Ash Gary is an rear end in a top hat. Stan looked to the stands. In the front row was his wife. She said "You can do it Stan I believe in you." Then he smiled. Dr Bundari was there and he said "Yes Stan You can win the million dollars for the operation its really overpriced" that didn't make Stan feel any better but he was there anyway. Stan's leg still hurt so he kept looking at the stands. His little daughter was there and said "dad I dont want to die please win". He cried a little. Then ... even though he didn't expect it.. his son was there. "Old man, I want to let you know.. I'm proud of you!!! No matter what!!!" Stan started crying. It turns out his son had brought his entire high school too, and got them all seats at the final. "That must have cost a fortune" thought stan and wondered why they spent so much money on the tickets and not the surgery. All the kids from the high school were going buck wild. now that they had the father-son moment Stan knew he could win. The high schoolers started chanting: STAN STAN STAN STAN everyone joined in literally nobody wanted Dog to win. Dog smiled it was an evil smile. He served the ball. Oh no, it looks like Stan is gonna lose. But wait! He used his good leg to leap into the air, and he hit the ball, and right at the same time a bolt of lightning hit his racket and combined with his hit it lit the ball on fire. "Oh noooooooo!!!!!" yelled Dog. He lost and was a loser. The people all were so happy for Stan. They gave him a really big check that said 1,000000$ on it. Stan smiled to the crowd and his family joined them. He then held the trophy in the air and jumped up, and there was a rainbow over him cuz the rain stopped. "Don't You Forget About Me" started playing, like at the end of the breakfast club. tbp fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jul 27, 2015 |
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Hegay posted:Any update on that cool RL thing Haven't been offered , gonna cross the bridge when I come to it...
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:Finn I wish you well. We crossed hanzo steel many times and you were a foe worthy of respect. It was a shame fate put us in warring clans. you still can't post ehre
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Chris de Sperg posted:i just got owned by my dad -thomas jefferson's kids
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One of our channel partners effed up badly enough today in a way that made me think i was going to get fired but it appears i am not
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Bogan Krkic posted:im entirely the wrong kind of computer janitor for this poo poo change the settings in the transmission directory if theyre wrong
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The Big Taff Man posted:whats happening with your pulled pork -rach
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Jul 25, 2014 20:26
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im caught up, on work and dont have like anything to do this weekend which is a good thing
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i have an embarassing gaming secret that will never be revealed.
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Jul 26, 2014 03:57
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some games poster who i dont think ive ever interacted with pulled out my six year old username to burn me
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Jul 27, 2014 16:40
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will one of the graphic design guys make me a logo plz. pm me.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:They are but they're allowed to be. It gets awkward though when you have a parent saying they'd rather have their child die then have a blood transfusion, especially when you explain to them it's not up to them and you'll be doing what's in the childs best interest and not the parents. does this actually happen
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Pissflaps posted:this is a religious thing seventh day adventists or something i think? there's a community around here thats like that. Loving Africa Chaps posted:Yeah i've literally been told by parents prior to surgery (admittedly low risk surgery where it was unlikely to happen) that under no circumstances were we to give blood to their kid, even if it resulted in their death. what retards inshallah
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Brony Car posted:Fixed income securities are making a comeback! The reason why may shock you! im working tangentially w fixed income algo trading soon i think
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Maradonna Summer posted:i called HM passport office to ask about my passport and they basically told me to shut up and wait. im disappointed. HM 02 is passport for those of us in North America and the good parts of Europe ; HM 03 is passport for Brandy, El Hefe, etc.
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Hamas Rodriguez posted:this entire thread has been posting kwagga is short for 6 years but yes, now when this new guy arrives im definitely salty kwagga is short tempered
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someone tell me which admin took our world cup mods balls away immediately.
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serious gaylord posted:You should kick off about this. Im going to
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serious gaylord posted:I'm going to go for the one thats an utterly dreary unfunny retard. Greg would never do this
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Dont get mad at GD i know it wasn't his fault
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advanced statsman posted:i trust gd, but he's like a small time police officer fighting against corruption hes the mod serpico
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Ponce de Le0n posted:*makes the sasassin face* lol make the new balls the sasassin pic.. btw i never clicked on it and never saw them and im glad about that
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ik is like the short term mod that fyad has but ppl use it for a general term outside of that.. we weren't iks we were world cup mods
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African AIDS cum posted:kwaggas new name made us all lose our balls DHM 2.0: Only a Cis Lord deals in Absolutes
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1423 but honestly its tough
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Shrapnig posted:you know tbp i think youre right with this ty i have a weird thing for anna kendrick because one of my high school friends, who i introduced to my best friend and is dating him now for like four years, looks just like her
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Hegay posted:then shes not a 10. the 1-10 scale is not relative. i agree with this in principle.. however when making The Hot 100 my friend and i violated this rule..
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Hegay posted:do you have more friends who look like anna kendrick unfortunately no but ive seen that one naked a few times due to living with my bro for two years in school and she would babysit us and make us food, run errands etc when we were hungover ine xchange for us paying for everything and this is how i learned the nature of woman
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Hegay posted:Seems like we're finally getting somewhere @The World Cup Ball INvestigation. Can't wait for Straight up brolic to ruin it tho i hope he shuts up and they tell us who it was.
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Bogan Krkic posted:my stream is still down drink more water haha tbp
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Super Male Gazing at the race track
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fat greasy puto posted:monmouth? Meadowlands for the hambo, nice day chillin before back to work for 13 days in a row lol
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does anyone want to know how much money i made betting on horses
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Aug 2, 2014 22:49
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Only 32 dollars
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fat greasy puto posted:i want to know how much money you made trading tbp Not very much I'm a little up from my venture in forex but honestly with the amount I'd have to trade id lose in the long run every time.. My knowledge is mostly in IRS and CDS contracts but obv I can afford those lol so I think if I'd want to make substantial money I'd have to trade equities
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Chris de Sperg posted:how long did that take you 13 races
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I'm mad, friends.
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Andre Le Fuckface posted:why is that tbp Our balls were removed.
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Andre Le Fuckface posted:they were To me, the way I think about it, is that the person who removed them is a cuck, and as such removed the balls even to inflict that feeling upon someone else, though it is symbolic
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fat greasy puto posted:the only explanation is that ralp continually tries to make the forums better, and because he's a retard he keeps making them worse Honestly, when attempting to figure out who removed the balls, I ranked the admins in order using an indexed score of stupid and gay, and hell he was a prime suspect.
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