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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

this doesn't feel right

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Mar 3, 2004

hopterque posted:

Important reminder that Belge isn't gonna post his balls after all and is apparently number one TRP beta b*tch.

the chippy box was a great moment and I lolled a lot when he was like here it is and put huge spaces so you had to scroll down and then he was like nah I'm not eating that lol I just had a pie and chips

I lolled

Pissflaps was literally disgusted

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Mar 3, 2004

Is there a bread tag

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Mar 3, 2004

I'm leaving

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Mar 3, 2004

did greg goldmine the jozy thread

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Mar 3, 2004

track day bro! posted:

book an appointment at the apple store

this is the ephex signal

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Mar 3, 2004

fat greasy puto posted:

i really didnt need to see those pics this early in the morning. im thinking twice about all these requests to snarf

i was browsing the forums in the cafe while having a coffee on my phone and I think sa colleague saw the dick and balls

they made a face and i made a face

everyone made faces

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Mar 3, 2004

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

you made a happy face because you love cocks and baLLS

it was a face like this



also that girl from modern family have massive tits

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Mar 3, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvgES_GnPs

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Mar 3, 2004

"my usual brand is armourall"

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Mar 3, 2004

ephex posted:

Funny video I posted itt a week ago

this thread is only a day old

idk how you did this

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Mar 3, 2004

Barry Shitpeas posted:

is greg back yet

The Ray Parlour - Soccer, Football, Fussball, Pussball, Voetbal, Futbol, Greg's Balls

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Mar 3, 2004

fat greasy puto posted:

gg use the money raised from the toxx thread to pay your way to being an admin

i will use my sweepstake money to get a red star who do i pay

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Mar 3, 2004

serious gaylord posted:

lol there is something fundamentally, mentally, wrong with sass people isnt there.

they're terrible and i do a big lol every time i think about the sort of human is behind those posters

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Mar 3, 2004

can one of the arsenal fans tell me what it's like at the emirates some guy i know has a box there for the west brom game and im going

are the prawn sandwiches good

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Mar 3, 2004


if united go abocve city i will literally stop posting forever - abu dave

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Mar 3, 2004

fat greasy puto posted:

gg needs to wake up and clean this thread out

the whole forum will be like this soon tbh

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Mar 3, 2004

serious gaylord posted:

i can only follow text commentary today its triggering

text commentary of a bike race

christ

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Mar 3, 2004

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

your riding a bike in the tour?? haha

play fifa w me

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Mar 3, 2004

if i donate my sweepstake money can abu dave be permabanned

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Mar 3, 2004

Abu Dave posted:

will you8 be ble to afford it once you plastic another team once again

you're posting @ a mirror

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Mar 3, 2004

i tried to trim my newly aquired beard but i put the trimmer on the wrong setting (which was a setting of 1) and now i look like a literal child

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Mar 3, 2004

im not sure i like this new meme

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Mar 3, 2004

this is an irl amazon review

quote:

I am a fat and ugly 43 year-old guy who has been listening to Judas Priest since 1984 when I was a skinny pale virgin prowling the the mall trying to pick-up skinny rocker chicks who looked sleazy. Not much has changed over the past 30 years; only now, I am fat, balding and wear glasses, but I still live in my mom's basement that I call "The Matrix", where I still listen to Judas Priest with my 3 cats; Neo, Trinity and Morpheus, and I still prowl the mall and Walmart with Viagra in my pocket, looking for old sexy sleazy petite rocker meth chics who live in trailers, because they are so uninhibited and nasty in the bedroom! They rock my world just like Judas Priest's new slab of metal "Redeemer Of Souls", which is similar to "Painkiller", in many ways, only with a slight restrained feel. In fact, I would say that "Painkiller" would be the closest prior Judas Priest release that it resembles, mixed with elements of earlier classics like "British Steel" and "Stained Class". I've seen Judas Priest live 26 times, from my first concert at the Spectrum, growing-up in the ghetto in Philadelphia, to here in the sweltering desert of Tucson, Arizona. If there was a prize for "Biggest Judas Priest Fan", I believe I would be nominated! Although my taste in metal has gotten heavier over the years, listening to more Thrash and Melodic Death (The Very End, early In Flames, But We Try It, Testament, One Man Army And The Undead Quartet, Overkill, Children Of Bodom, Witchery and Heaven Shall Burn), Judas Priest will forever remain a favorite of mine, as this English group sparked my love for metal and has consistently released top-notch Heavy Metal over the past 40 years.

lol

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Mar 3, 2004

ephex posted:

i just saved the neighbours catte that was missing for a couple of days out of a garage and the girl with the huge chebs cried 5eva

did you get her number

how were your world cup celebrations

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Mar 3, 2004

corn in the fridge posted:

my gimmicks top shelf as in too high for you to reach lmao owned

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Mar 3, 2004

should I buy infamous second son or the last of us I've never played either it's for a project (I don't want to buy myself a clue)

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Mar 3, 2004

track day bro! posted:

euro truck simulatror 2

I've already got it!!!!!!

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Mar 3, 2004

fat greasy puto posted:

tstep using his sweepstakes winnings on video games is triggering me

im not!!!!!! i've had a gift card since christmas

i dont think i've had my winnings? i've had no paypal email

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Mar 3, 2004

fat gay nonce posted:

Second son is great but really short, I platinumed it in 2 weekends without a lot of effort, you can get it cheap second hand so I'd do that. Last of Us is really good, quite long and has amazing multiplayer so get that.

nice nice i think its out at the end of the month so i'll buy it then (the ps4 one)

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Mar 3, 2004


nice hairline. thick solid and tight

nice hosed up beams

nice cardboard box

nice lovely biro you wrote with imo

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Mar 3, 2004


lol

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Mar 3, 2004

Slaapaav posted:

please dont stalk me

i might

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Mar 3, 2004

I always wanted to try insanity becuase I hate cardio but id need to go gym aswell and I dont think id be able to do it.

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Mar 3, 2004

Pissflaps posted:

my tip for a good value, decent quality and customisable full english breakfast? wetherspoons

i used to love morrisons cafe when hungover op

they let you change stuff at no extra cost its huge win

dont like black pudding? have an extra sausage or some toast.

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Mar 3, 2004

Suqit posted:

Beans have no business at breakfast.

i dont think we're talking about the same kind of beans but baked beans (heinz) are very welcome at breakfast.

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Mar 3, 2004

Pissflaps posted:

i quite like an american breakfast with their pancakes and syrups and hash browns

but its nowhere close to a proper cooked breakfast. fact.


and their bacon is garbage

i hate crispy, streaky bacon op.

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Mar 3, 2004

im skipping leg day to eat pizza and play fifa

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Mar 3, 2004

The Big Taff Man posted:

ugh my goon bucks paid for that pizza

i have a tenner in my wallet that i will be using

my goonbux will remain untouched for the moment

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Mar 3, 2004

Hegay posted:

im tjhinking about pizza as well.,.. what toppings

meat

shitloads of meat

chicken, meatballs, ham, sausage... lets be avin you

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