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so i was gunna train today but i ripped my nutsack in half. im bout to get stitched up. i was holdn a board over my head with a drill n my pants. i was sizin up the board n the drill went off n tangled my nuts up n it. i dropped the board and reversed the drill and untangled my nutsack but they was ripped n half. im serious too lol. i obviously cant post a pic. but wen my nuts r seald back up ima come train again. i think a high kick would re rip them haha. and if i hear any lovely puns bout how this whole this is nutty or screwed up i aint talked to u for bout a month. if ure gunna drop a pun to make fun of me atleast put sum thot into lol
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fat gay nonce posted:He's definitely going to die pretty soon and because he has no human contact in his life his dogs will eat his corpse in the 2 weeks before the body is found ftw PWM are his beneficiaries so we're gonna throw a rager when that happens
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I will personally go check on him if u buy me the plane ticket tia
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Aug 22, 2018 17:31
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im super hyped about murdering cybertroons
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https://soundcloud.com/resident-advisor/ra638-nightwave
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Android S(treet shitter)
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Kwagga
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Grats ash may she not ruin your life
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https://twitter.com/OGICEY/status/1033905758834970626?s=19
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speaking of work, one of our new hires just complained because I gave him a directive and while I do not directly manage him, i am the lead in this office and have to show him the ropes/guide him to success people want you to be their buddies and treat them like you're bffs when they've spent two weeks on the job and can't even write a loving proposal without 5 edits. You want my respect? do your job properly and stop worrying about whether I like you or not
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i would probably be upset too if the office lead were 5 years younger than me
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Aug 28, 2018 23:34
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mang posted:your gay thanks boo, what's new
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Aug 29, 2018 00:39
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what are your new prospects? gonna need some info besides alienating everyone I know with my anger issues, I think things are going pretty well
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Dude parents are allowed to get wasted too okay? If anybody disagrees please don't vote me it's the only way to stay sane especially after a couple kids. I mean none of us ever plan to get high with our kids around but hey when it happens at least make sure that you are not a complete buffoon which I'm handling it pretty well and my kids don't know poo poo Plus I'm locked away in a room. If the kids happened to come in I'll talk to them and give them what they need after that it's Mommy alone time. I hope I don't get a lot of backlash from this but dude come on being a parent is the hardest thing I've ever done. If I cannot get high on the weekends what is going to keep me sane? Please someone give me some advice what could possibly keep me sane
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girl i porked over the weekend has an a6 and it was nice she didnt know who QOTSA were though so -10 pts
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when youre 5 gins deep and are blasting some qotsa while smoking a joint with the skyline behind you you aint really thinking about torque
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvhhHaMfV-Y
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Barry Shitpeas posted:didnt know you had a stutter
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why are we making fun of a man that just lost his job?
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End it all
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