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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Ask me about surviving The Secret and similar bullshit
 
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Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

red19fire posted:

This podcast, Bulletproof Radio, is fantastic to listen to with a grain of salt. For example, the new hotness in fitness/wellness is Bulletproof Coffee, where you add coconut oil and Irish butter to coffee. This supposedly primes your body to be perfectly prepared for daily activities. Coincidentally, the Bulletproof Radio guy also sells Bulletproof Coffee (designed to be perfect for mixing with coconut oil/Irish butter) and Bulletproof MCA, a blend of coconut oil and Irish butter.
I have no idea how I wound up on his site site but the "Bulletproof Exec" is loving amazing. He sells "sleep induction" mats for $50 and says the true secret to success is scamming your doctor for stimulants meant for narcoleptics. There's a lot of alpha male posturing too.

edit:
$49.95 Bulletproof Sleep Induction Mat (cloth with circles all over it)

$895 Focus Brain Trainer (electric headband)

$1,495 Bulletproof Whole Body Vibration Plate (:pervert:)

$5,500 Neuroptimal Personal Trainer Bundle (comes with Norton Antivirus)

Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Sep 9, 2014

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