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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
What a piece of poo poo. :argh:

Seriously this stuff is so mild.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Brony Car posted:

I just want to remind you all why you should hate Messi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQiMPMk3hU
I hope you're all watching this. The music sells it so hard.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

This rules for Thierry Henry alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfI4_Ay_Cxc

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

What am I watching? Who are these people?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




TraderStav posted:

Speaking of that, here's the old OP to preserve some of the best throughout the two years that bad boy was open:

Time for the new season!





















A few more moments for gazza.txt

--When he first got to Rome, he said: "This is Rome, right, but where's Lazio?"
--In a meeting with then-Lazio owner Sergio Cragnotti, he practiced his Italian by telling him "Tua figlia, grande tette", which translates to "Your daughter, big tits".
--Repeated "Burpgate" by literally farting in the general direction of a well-known reporter for Il Messaggero, then as now Rome's biggest newspaper

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005


I've always tried to support my local club, the Chicago Fire, but after seeing this I can no longer do so in good conscience.

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Not that impressive, he had all the time and space in the world.

Sorry, didn't post the background. You see, in order to become a famous footballer Henry made a deal with Satan: First, he'd have to play out the end of his career in the MLS, and while he was there, every time he scored a goal his own life would be extended by a year, but, eye-for-an-eye (sorta), a panda would die.

Henry loves pandas. But he's contractually obligated to score goals. It tears him up inside.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Lazlow posted:

Sorry, didn't post the background. You see, in order to become a famous footballer Henry made a deal with Satan: First, he'd have to play out the end of his career in the MLS, and while he was there, every time he scored a goal his own life would be extended by a year, but, eye-for-an-eye (sorta), a panda would die.

Henry loves pandas. But he's contractually obligated to score goals. It tears him up inside.

Is it because pandas are black and white like he is?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Lazlow posted:

Sorry, didn't post the background. You see, in order to become a famous footballer Henry made a deal with Satan: First, he'd have to play out the end of his career in the MLS, and while he was there, every time he scored a goal his own life would be extended by a year, but, eye-for-an-eye (sorta), a panda would die.

Henry loves pandas. But he's contractually obligated to score goals. It tears him up inside.

this might be the best post itf since munich sandwich

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




stickyfngrdboy posted:

this might be the best post itf since munich sandwich

speaking of that somebody needs to dredge up the triangles post so we can save it for posterity/easy access in the future

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


What's that? You loved it? Here's some more for you! :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxHIx7Y6Cio

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Judakel posted:

Is it because pandas are black and white like he is?

mods?!

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Anyone gonna post some new poo poo or we just gonna repost all of the last thread?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Owen Hargreaves's 5 players to look out for this upcoming season:



Thanks Owen.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hoops posted:

Owen Hargreaves's 5 players to look out for this upcoming season:



Thanks Owen.

Wow, these are some shockingly controversial picks. Goddamn Owen, you must have poutine on the brain.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Owen Hargreaves knowns his onions here's a photo of phil brown eating his thumb

Only registered members can see post attachments!

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Some images of what's going on in the blue half of Manchester this summer:

The Etihad Stadium getting a bit of an expansion. Current capacity is 47,805 and is growing to ~55,000 by expanding the north and south ends (one at a time to minimize disruption).



New training ground (for the first and youth teams) being built. The main squad is scheduled to move in around November this year.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

Troy Queef posted:

speaking of that somebody needs to dredge up the triangles post so we can save it for posterity/easy access in the future

Can't seem to find the original, but here you go:

quote:

Let me share some unique Barcelona soccer experience with you, in this very thread, because you are missing the subtlety. Instead of following the ball, follow the off ball movement. Look for triangles to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes. Watch as player's heads swivel to find the man making the run for the second pass, not the first. Watch the tight control and decision making. Don't appreciate the pass that was made, appreciate the pass that wasn't because it was more difficult and less likely to be successful.

Watch the instant pressure applied once the ball is lost. Appreciate the monumental patience and discipline required to maintain possession without making foolish passes for long stretches. Realize that they are making things that are incredibly difficult to do both physically and tactically look so easy that it becomes boring.

Or you can just say lol Barcelona matches are boring and hate them.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY


Joe Hart giving CPR to Wilshere after he smoked too many cigarettes and died.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
You can tell Hart has taken his daily dose of Truvada and is feeling frisky. It's not coming home until the FA does something about the gay players on the team.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mean Bean Machine posted:

You can tell Hart has taken his daily dose of Truvada and is feeling frisky. It's not coming home until the FA does something about the gay players on the team.

He should have taken his HRT(hair replacement therapy).

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

blue footed boobie posted:



Joe Hart giving CPR to Wilshere after he smoked too many cigarettes and died.

Who wears their loving watch while swimming?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Anyone who gives a poo poo about pruning up, obv.

The real problem is, who wears a watch on their right wrist?

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Anyone who gives a poo poo about pruning up, obv.

The real problem is, who wears a watch on their right wrist?

I do because I'm a lefty

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

jyrka posted:

This is a famous football pitch in Estonia. There is a large tree in the middle of it.



loving hipsters. "We play by the original rules. You probably never heard of 'em. They're from before they banned trees on the field to make the game more :airquote:mainstream:airquote:."

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

I do because I'm a lefty

same

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I had no idea that joe hart was so bald

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Anyone who gives a poo poo about pruning up, obv.

The real problem is, who wears a watch on their right wrist?

it's common in south america so it doesn't get snatched while you're driving

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Anyone who gives a poo poo about pruning up, obv.

The real problem is, who wears a watch on their right wrist?


Andre Le Fuckface posted:

I do because I'm a lefty

:respek:

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
You should still wear it on your left arm FFS.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Xabi posted:

You should still wear it on your left arm FFS.

Nope. Gets in the way when you have to write things and you end up scraping it up.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ch...eview:1:Default

Christoph Kramer Still In Brazil Celebrating Germany World Cup Win

The photo makes it.

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

Xabi posted:

You should still wear it on your left arm FFS.

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Nope. Gets in the way when you have to write things and you end up scraping it up.

actually you're both wrong? a gentleman keeps his timepiece in his vest pocket? ok thanks buy

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Women's Sports and Soccer

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Maradonna Summer posted:

actually you're both wrong? a gentleman keeps his timepiece in his vest pocket? ok thanks buy

Buy what?

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

a pocketwatch i guess

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


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