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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Football Photos and Videos that are cool and good
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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I think Neymar wants to gently caress himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS6v6vkrNEU

* # ¿ May 24, 2016 19:05
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
MLS clubs in the Libertadores would just validate those idiots

* # ¿ May 27, 2016 17:31
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Mou needs to train, he's showing some tits and belly there, embarrassing next to a fit guy like Pep.

* # ¿ May 30, 2016 18:46
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
no one from asia gives a poo poo about westerners doing the eye thingy

its only western asian tumblerinas and white boys getting offended

* # ¿ May 31, 2016 20:11
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Congratulations to MBM for finally getting invited to one of Cristiano's boat parties
* # ¿ Jun 4, 2016 22:12
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Frankston posted:



St. Pauli boss couldn't be at the unveiling so someone wore his mask

lol

dex_sda posted:

I didnt know which thread this should go to, it's both terrible and amazingly good

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/15/cristiano-ronaldo-portugal-iceland-small-mentality

"We’d recommend Ronaldo take a long hard look at himself in the mirror if we didn’t know that he already spends several hours a day doing exactly that"

owned

* # ¿ Jun 15, 2016 14:36
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Bape Culture posted:

https://www.facebook.com/neymarjr/videos/1090433887658960/

I think Neymar is cool now

that girl looks just like Neymar in drag

* # ¿ Jun 15, 2016 21:19
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
A month ago or so they interviewed el Tano in Fox Sports in Nunca es Tarde and he looked surprisingly young, like I was expecting some old fart but he seemed really energetic and told a few good funny stories.

* # ¿ Jun 21, 2016 01:10
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Polidoro posted:

How can you watch that terrible show?

I don't, I was just flipping channels and I saw El Tano Pasman!!! on the screen and I did a double take lol.

* # ¿ Jun 21, 2016 01:29
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

corpuscollossus posted:

https://twitter.com/alexqueiros/status/745552489794015233

Good, gently caress all these shitass tabloids.

* # ¿ Jun 22, 2016 17:18
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

szary posted:

https://streamable.com/rb8c

huge f*g for sure

* # ¿ Jun 22, 2016 19:32
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mean Bean Machine posted:

They've never played any sports OP. They don't get why a football player would get frustrated for conceding a goal since football players don't act like that in their video games. They don't get emotions OP, probably because of a lack of socialization. It's very weird, they should talk about it to their therapists

actually in FIFA whenever you beat someone they start screaming and/or send you a really angry message

* # ¿ Jun 22, 2016 19:40
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/90thMin/status/746399268118863872

Don't see a problem with this, girl's night out having some fun maybe meeting some cute boys.

* # ¿ Jun 24, 2016 20:50
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

sassassin posted:



looks like the English players are as thuggish as their fans

what a disgrace

* # ¿ Jun 29, 2016 16:17
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pep and signings like Big Nolito are going to fill up those seats

* # ¿ Jul 2, 2016 19:01
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Sandwolf posted:

I take back everything I said. I love Dani Alves.

He's crazy but in a good way.

* # ¿ Jul 3, 2016 23:30
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Romario still keeps himself fit
* # ¿ Jul 5, 2016 17:40
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

TheBigAristotle posted:

The Harrow Eleven, 1867



More like the harrow twelve, fail.

* # ¿ Jul 10, 2016 15:03
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I liked when Nani did those flips or whatever after scoring for ManU

think he got injured and stopped doing them though lol

* # ¿ Jul 15, 2016 02:41
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Seems like a nice reggeton song to me good job Jese

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2016 18:37
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Please provide a fan in the bedroom for Coutinho

* # ¿ Jul 22, 2016 16:46
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lmao
* # ¿ Jul 24, 2016 16:01
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

RideTheSpiral posted:

but where? does anyone know where he might go? el hefe?? anyone?

He went to your dad's dick

* # ¿ Jul 25, 2016 14:20
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol

* # ¿ Jul 25, 2016 18:58
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol this is a good page

* # ¿ Jul 26, 2016 02:22
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ephex posted:
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The people in Villarreal are really bored this summer it seems
* # ¿ Aug 2, 2016 07:25
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
looks like charlton athletic can't handle the bantz

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2016 23:48
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
wow Messi's dog
* # ¿ Sep 7, 2016 18:20
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol these girls have bigger legs than Neymar
* # ¿ Sep 23, 2016 19:24
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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
https://twitter.com/10Ronaldinho/status/794924746051874816

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol

https://twitter.com/neymarjr/status/800706290410397700

* # ¿ Nov 21, 2016 21:09
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