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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Nov 4, 2007





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Still relevant.

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FullLeatherJacket posted:

What's German for "corporate barbeque tan"?

"Endlösung"

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"hello new wallpaper" is what I would say if I could find this in a reasonably wallpapery resolution.

ephex
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That doesn't help me at all, thanks!

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https://vine.co/v/MV0B3U50V32

:laugh:

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ephex
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1KDp8n3YFE

ephex
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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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thats not a football

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-mmOP2P-QA

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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whazzaaap

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Nice goal from the DFB Cup

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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XyrlocShammypants posted:

That dude in the cowboys gif is a goon

No way!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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some 15yo norwegian kid that has been called up to the national team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBwAU3Tlawo

this video shows his skillset that includes driblefanten, tilretteleggeren, malscoreren and of course playmakeren

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Yeah, but his driblefanten is fully sick for a 15yo imo.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Top top cargo pants imo

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Wirth1000 posted:

47 years old.

He won't see 50.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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That should be a lengthy ban, no place for this in the modern game.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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hopterque posted:

Reminder that the bundesliga's miss of the season happened yesterday in the very first game of the season.



https://vine.co/v/MLXYwUHDrUM

The black Torres.

Better version:
http://gfycat.com/MixedWealthyFossa

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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lol jesus christ all those people get paid really well to play football professionally

ephex
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Lamont Cranston posted:

nah it's MLS
I guarantee you make more than some of the people on that field

lol

the five dogturd NE players that he skimmed in that video with their basic wages in 2014 excluding all the extras

#9 Charlie Davies [$ 75,000.00]
#8 Chris Tierney [$ 100,000.00]
#6 Scott Caldwell [$ 52,313.00]
#2 Andrew Farrell (?) [$ 95,000.00]
#5 A.J. Soares [$ 119,180.00]

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

just look at those numbers and weep

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Nov 4, 2007





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Gigi Galli posted:

Remember that this is dollars so Caldwell's in particular is a literal poverty wage. I think you proved his point, lol

Also I was at that game, and hell, all of the other ones, and some of them are still overpaid.

Compared to European top league wages surely, but if you compare it to regular job wages it's still an amazing amount of money for like twenty hours of work per week.

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Nov 4, 2007





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Russ posted:

good lad

lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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welp i'll add to that

ephex
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eeS. posted:



Happy 18th Birthday mate!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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thx for the 126 MB gif

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Cech should use (-:D

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The only time you might ever hear "Everton" and "Worldstar" in one sentence.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Ah, yes, the CanadianCatalan Tuxedo.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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context?

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Primpod posted:

manager: WE'RE TWO NIL DOWN AND YOU KNOW WHY?
player: are you going to point at the walls again

lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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wrong thread

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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jeeeeesus this belongs here

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Vegetable posted:

Can someone ID that anime

神秘の世界エルハザード

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Nov 4, 2007





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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Insanely Sikh posted:

Haha, Wep Cum and his blasted Audi. I get the joke.

:vince:

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Nov 4, 2007





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This is Jordan Dunn:


He did this:


The judge decided:


Highlight:

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