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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


African AIDS cum posted:

Is that a plastic pitch

Why are you surprised that Young Boys don't have grass on the pitch?

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



The only thing Grant Holt looks more like than a farmer is an English wrestler from the 70's, I approve.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


The ref ending the game 5 seconds early was :discourse:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


TheQuietWilds posted:

I bra is still really good and really in shape, he’s just too slow post knee injury to play in a league where someone can actually defend him. Too many players who end up there are there because they lost form or got out of shape, so of course they end up poo poo.

and of course, why try when you're already incredibly rich and basically semi-retired.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Frankston posted:

Lotta seaman in that pool I bet

Viera is riding a fisting seaman, don't see names with pun potential like that nowadays :smith:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


blue footed boobie posted:

He’s insanely right, though. That dude sounds like a 15 year old using a fake deep voice to have awkward phone sex.

That's your definition of the word 'Erotic'? :aaa:


There we go.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Jose posted:

I'm surprised more free kick takers don't do Juninho's style of having it bounce right before the keeper on longer range ones. Look at the flight of the ball on the second in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu79Lpabhkk&t=17s

Yeah, why don't more players just smash it low through a crowd from 40 yards so it bounces a foot in front of the keeper and goes in :confused:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



*record scratch* *freeze frame*

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Brony Car posted:

When was this? Why is a mascot at war memorial?

Every night. Dogging with yer mam.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


I reckon I could do that on the flop :colbert:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Simone Poodoin posted:

Wrong thread?



A pair of large adult Sons

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Allison pretending to be a bull like in that film... allegedly

https://twitter.com/SamueILFC/status/1136638194777251841

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



Is he still Cardiff's record signing now?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



Can't score no look goals with goop in your eye.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



And yet he hated Jurassic Park :iiam:


You know manu have Wan-Bissaka, Young and Chong playing for them right?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


The game hasn't been the same since they introduced the back pass rule.

https://twitter.com/curt444/status/...-win-vs-genk%2F

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


blue footed boobie posted:

Then she can close the door.

Have you no sense of chivalry sir?
:goonsay:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Suntoucher posted:

Knife purchases in the UK are tracked and regulated more stringently than gun purchases in the US

lol yeah, unless your a muslim, because of sharia law. It's PC gone mad.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



"I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read."

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Ciprian Maricon posted:

This comes up everytime this stuff gets posted but IIRC when they did this poo poo in NASL all the big stars of the day said it was an absolute blast and they loved it, Pele, Cruyff, etc. Shame it would never come back since Americans made it up it'd never get considered.
https://youtu.be/x-iM1ACge58

This should be called 'Jozying'

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Sandwolf posted:

Is that Vinny Jones tackling a child?

There's also a famous pic of him babying tackle

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Simone Poodoin posted:

Gotta love a goalkeeper goal, more so if he's wearing a cap (third goal for him in the last 3 games, the other 2 were penalties)

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1268308551690149888

His goal took them to extra time and then penalties, and he proceeded to stop one and lead them to go through to the final of the Costa Rica second division playoffs

https://twitter.com/tdmas_cr/status/1268320919304450052

3 goals and 4 penalty saves in 4 games :hmmyes:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.




Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


jesus WEP posted:

i bet he looked exactly the same in 96 as he does in 2020

Like you put a picture of a lego man into a human face generator trained exclusively on white people?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Der Shovel posted:

Apparently while he managed Aberdeen, Fergie titled himself the "Poet-laureate of Govan" and used to let his players know they'd been docked wages etc through the medium of poetry.



:allears:

Having to read that poem should be punishment enough for a first offence, imo, the meter is shite

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Bundy posted:

BBC denied him a spot on Sports Personality of the Year shortlist because he does not meet "sporting achievements" criteria

hard to argue tbf :perfect:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Greta for YPOTY imo

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



Crawley Town 3-0 Leeds United

Babality

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.




https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56375487

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Jippa posted:

Top sports people are just top competitors we should stop holding them up as role models.

britishbornandbread posted:

Whilst that is completely fair, I think not killing builders is a low bar we should expect sportsmen and women to clear.

:hmmyes:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


CyberPingu posted:

Footballers autobiographies solely exist to fill charity shop shelves.

The only one I've read is Robbie Fowler's and the only vaguely interesting thing I learned is that he hosed up his back and was out for a few months after insisting on going in goal in training and trying to do René Higuita's Scorpion Kick.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Jippa posted:

Agreed on not killing builders.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/topsturner/status/1393995045754245131

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/RyanHemmings/status/1396765588425515008

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://streamable.com/ytfqkn

Strawman fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Sep 2, 2021

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/NonLeagueNews/status/1482291939055702022

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