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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
a few of my picks from last season. bitches








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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Gigi Galli posted:

lol, I want to but it would be mean. Maybe a new insane plastic will show up and really deserve it. We can hope.

They don't get more insane than Lladre.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Lazlow posted:

This didn't get enough love at the end of the last thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWGwGXyCEM

Not that impressive, he had all the time and space in the world.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

What am I watching? Who are these people?

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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You can tell Hart has taken his daily dose of Truvada and is feeling frisky. It's not coming home until the FA does something about the gay players on the team.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

I'm not impressed, I mean, that can't be fun for those players, getting their pitch invaded and being roundhouse kicked on the chest by fans but they should consider themselves fortunate for at least they don't have to step into Providence Park and be the targets of the furious, loud chanting and choreographies of the Timbers Army ultras. One look at the new Space Invaders tifo and they'd be making GBS threads themselves.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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straight up brolic posted:

Benni McCarthy? he's so fat that he's unrecognizable

No, the guy in the pic is Jorge Andrade, former Porto, Deportivo and Juventus defender, though McCarthy was also looking pretty fat.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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I thought it might be a joke but I prefer to believe racism is real and cool and all black guys look the same, and hell, it's worked for me so far.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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thassa a lot of pale white faces which is great because as the Whites of Real Madrid and World Cup winners Germany showed last season ethnic cleansing is the way to go if you want to win the big trophies.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I actually hate Podolski pics.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Drogadon posted:



I'm the illusion of the model's extra long right arm

521346

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Shitshow posted:

Here's an Arsenal picture you all might like.

@AntiqueFootball : Arsenal's Ted Drake carried off the pitch against Brentford after being knocked unconscious in 1938. Photo: Getty



That's...a bit different than how they do things these days.

f*cking pussy

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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my 10 year old self who was obsessed with brazilian Ronaldo's website where whenever you entered a wanted pic of Ronaldo with a cowboy hat would show up with the good the bad and the ugly theme song playing on the background which i thought was the coolest thing in the world would have loved that poo poo

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Nothing gay here, these are two powerful hets



should have been Ronaldo breaking The Undertaker's streak, imagine the crowd's pop

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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alpha

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

he's on the right track, future ballon d'or for sure

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Lot 49 posted:

How come Varane is often on the Madrid bench even though he's much better than Ramos and Pepe?

Same reason Keylor Navas is on the bench instead of Casillas.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Who cares if a professional footballer is bad at it, the sport that we love and the reason we are all posting here, check out this instagram pic.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

this whole vid is cool

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Wait, when have Manchester United ever played in blue???!



joke doesn't really work

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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he's either cracking up or wanted a touch at greatness either way he needs to walk IMO

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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He's completely done, just an old piece of poo poo now tbh. Mourinho knew.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Casillas is a tiny ball lovely rear end motherfucker. He fucks mothers and he's gay. Respect.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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you do. wrong thread.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

lmao

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Tzen posted:

You could say, worse than African AIDS cum?

Why specify African cum as the worst, is it really that different from say European cum, even if it's AIDS riddled? That's racist as gently caress buddy.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Lol. can't believe this was allowed in

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Next year I'll be submitting this video I recorded with my phone of a sick rear end goal I watched a favela kid score playing with his buddies on the beach in Brazil.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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It's meaningless anyway, James is winning it.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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blue footed boobie posted:

IMO RVP will win it because, even though it wasn't the coolest or goodest goal, it was really memorable and a lot of people will vote for it.

nah the James goal is gonna win, it was a lot more memorable and everyone is going to vote for the new Real star not for the old man utd dutch fag

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Jose posted:

I meant this one



this is me

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

This is the biggest boost for TRP in years. Everyone thought we were crazy, everyone thought this forum was full of bigots and racists...now they see what we've known all along. That this is what football is all about.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Cristiano Ronaldo voted the greatest ever Premier League player [PA]





Henry, Giggs, Cantona, Bergkamp, Vieira, all some of my favorite and best players, but hell, the people have voted and Ronaldo is better than all of them. Makes you think.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Maybe I should have posted that in the PL thread really, but I have no regrets, no shame in the posting game.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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barcelona are the worst

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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Froist posted:

It's not the article, it's the bigger picture.

that's a drat good avatar, friend

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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bit rude that

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

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St Evan Echoes posted:

Lol they let him play another half hour after that

Good responsible medical staff at football clubs

it's a contact sport

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