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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Just like start laser cutting these things jesus. it's not that hard.

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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


African AIDS cum posted:


Scarfman
Knocking slavs out with his hand

:discourse:

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


How can you be so dumb and still write this poo poo knowing full well there was a camera right there?

https://twitter.com/RickSchantz1/status/1311532416532533249

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


vyelkin posted:

Which one is Scott Parker?

He was off fighting in Zanzibar that year

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


VAR Decision:

ONSIDE - GOAL

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.



eat your heart out Craig Forrest :canada:

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


emjayo posted:

team of elite athletes with appetites like 12 year olds lmao

literally not surprising at all

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


There's literally nothing better than watching a bunch of ex-professional players make fun of delusional fans right to their faces.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


All these videos don't show the important context before the ball gets to the line

Davies is the one under the arrow:

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Crazy Ted posted:

Canadians aren't even rude and existentially miserable

lmao yes we are

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Crazy Ted posted:

Compared to the Scottish?

The Scots never took indigenous lands at the rates we did.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


CyberPingu posted:

The buildup was better than the finish. It was a good goal. I was more chuckling at the "best LB ever tag"

The play by play guys are the ones that do the domestic league (Canadian Premier League) stuff and they have cranked the homerisms up to 100 to really bake in the excitement.




It's great.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Canada shithousing England to a 1-1 draw in 2026 is going to be loving sick

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


uhh you're off by a couple years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFeg_hl0Se4

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


stab posted:

If it keeps up they can even eke out a 3-0 loss to Macedonia or whatever in 2022!

I don't think England is going to let Macedonia score 3 on them, mate. Maybe 2 but not 3.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


no because when you take a photo of it it'll be reversed so it's the right way around

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


wow u never use a camera before?

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.



Hey! I was at this game!

Wonder if they have the highlight where we had a 2 on 0 and the kid absolutely boofed it and shot it straight at the goalie

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


the sex ghost posted:

https://twitter.com/OfficialNIFL/status/1569807133000220672?s=20&t=R5tCDEJt5cXAxbmSIfe6jw

I know 'this child was born, shockingly, at a later date than myself, making me older than them' posts are tedious but this professional footballer didn't exist when I was finishing my a levels and that's weirdly unsettling

This is child labour lmao

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Brendan Rodgers posted:

Hey Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing crossing to Andy Caroll was at least a cohesive plan. It was decades out of date, but we can see what Kenny was trying to do. None of them are in the top 5 of worst transfers these days. These days.

those first few years of moneyball were absolutely dreadful

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


sourdough posted:

Huh, didn't even know the first scenario wasn't allowed lol

Alphonso Davies did it once before Canada was good
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/genmea

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


any good tattoo artist likely wont sully their name by doing work like that though

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


add it to the list of great british fellas:



Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


pretty sure that vending machine ate his quarter so he's givin' it a warning before going full De Jong x Alonso on it not practicing

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Vegetable posted:

Just as dumb that League One isn’t the top league. Or that Championship isn’t the top league. None of the names make sense.

in france ligue 1 is the top league

like god loving intended it to be

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


noted top bloke ben foster retired like 4 days ago

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Eau de MacGowan posted:

strip him of the england captaincy immediately

umm give him double captaincy the royals are of german descent 'arry's doing the best he can to honour them

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.



:canada: be still my beating heart

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Ahhh yes I see that you know your Financial Fair Plays rules well. Good one.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Vegetable posted:

Sorry for the reddit link but this was a lol. Botafogo tries to waste time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/pq8OXcvUpC

Came here to post that -- A+ material.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Torres did it better

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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


why doesn't he simply kick the ball into the back of the net?

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