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what do you like best This poll is closed.
pics	69	0.39%
vids	420	2.40%
gazza.txt	8008	45.77%
havin yer mam	9001	51.44%
Total:	17498 votes

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Shroud: May 11, 2009

I believe he's trying to drop a hint.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 19:49

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 08:38

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Gerrard slipped, Liverpool lost, Robin Williams died. RIP Robin Williams, you were almost as funny to watch as Liverpool.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 15:56

Shroud: May 11, 2009

FullLeatherJacket posted:

but yeah for real reals of all the 2nd/3rd kits united have ever had, blue has probably been the most consistent colour, particularly in the last 20 years

http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Manchester_United/Manchester_United-change-kits.html

your joke is bad and you should feel bad

e: gently caress grez

Some really British teeth there.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 18:02

Shroud: May 11, 2009

ephex posted:

He's almost as invisible at the top right as he is during a match.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 22:11

Shroud: May 11, 2009

No room for Serbia in the modern game, imo

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 00:05

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Godzilla07 posted:

Ozil in 40 years, I think.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 00:20

Shroud: May 11, 2009

corpuscollossus posted:

Mick McCarthy is a piece of poo poo

# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 06:42

Shroud: May 11, 2009

JunkDeluxe posted:

:arsenalfan:

Given that we're going to get taken behind the woodshed as long as ~~Monreal is playing CB~~ Wenger refuses to buy defenders, are you sure that's not a ManU fan?

# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 20:41

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Mickolution posted:

It's a "Past, Present and Future" thing, surely?

I think it's the human Liverpool boom-bust cycle.

Or past, past, past, past, past, past, past, past, past, past, past, past it, present, future

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 05:31

Shroud: May 11, 2009

ephex posted:

The defense rests its case, Monsieur/Madame le pr�sident

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 15:54

Shroud: May 11, 2009

I voted Adryan. The rest are pretty much generic dives and cuntiness, but Adryan's is a class apart. It's not just the theatrics, it's that warrior's commitment to his cause that he displays when doing the the "tragically attempt to get up, only to be betrayed by your body".

If that's not award-winning drive and dedication, then football is truly dead.

Edit: spelling

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 18:06

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

no his ideas are feasible

Who has the financial firepower to cough up 2.5m these days?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 19:46

Shroud: May 11, 2009

I didn't think it was possible to spend that much time outside, in shorts and a short-sleeve shirt, and be that pasty.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 22:12

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

BeautifulBrits.jpg

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 21:54

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Bea Nanner posted:

i cry every tiem

http://instagram.com/p/w9gLRxOJxs/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video&modal=true

Koesj posted:

#aha #haha

#thumbsup #grin

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 18:48

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Drogadon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ThMdnzyCU

Dude is going for the Djibril Cisse look.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 19:22

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Woodenlung posted:

http://gfycat.com/WeeBlindBighornsheep

brb, just going to brush my teeth a few times.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 04:55

Shroud: May 11, 2009

ephex posted:

depends

That was Fletcher?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:45

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Mickolution posted:

It's from an ad taking the piss out of SSN. At least I hope it's taking the piss.

Heskie posted:

The two of you seem to be fixated on piss.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 22:55

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Eau de MacGowan posted:

what happens to those tifos when theyre done

They go in the [self-censored].

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 15:45

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Vinestalk posted:

Let's kick it up a notch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxVBrnjJv3I

God willing, Costa will do a racism to someone in a match, and get Zokora'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-m0TC_rtm0

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 07:39

Shroud: May 11, 2009

TheRat posted:

Someone make a Baresi gif.

Not a gif, but good enough - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8qSsgBgpmE

# ¿ May 6, 2015 19:43

Shroud: May 11, 2009

JFairfax posted:

would have been fine if they had said 'gently caress her right in the rear end' gender neutral insults ftw

"gently caress xer/xir right in a non-specific, consensual orifice"?

# ¿ May 13, 2015 03:04

Shroud: May 11, 2009

reformed bad troll posted:

Didn't know Kagawa was a Chelsea fan. At least he waited until after he left Manchester.

# ¿ May 18, 2015 21:51

Shroud: May 11, 2009

sweek0 posted:

Somehow the organisation behind a Ugandan prison league sounds way more competent than Fifa.

Less corrupt, too. After that article, I'd vote to put them in charge of FIFA and clean it up.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:23

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Gazza posted:

I did one on Di Matteo, who would sometimes get on my nerves. I went back to the villa and there was a little snake.
I went back to training in the afternoon and put the snake in his pocket.
When we came back in after training I asked him if he had any money.
He put his hand in his pocket and nearly shat himself.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 17:37

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Heskie posted:

garthcrooks.jpg

Noted Brazilian defender Kaka as wingback. This checks out.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 19:35

Shroud: May 11, 2009

That might be the 2010s version of that 90s pic with Figo and the rest of his boy band.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 23:34

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Made in China, no less. Looking forward to seeing rapidly succumb to the elements, much like Shearer's managerial career.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 22:54

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Hoops posted:

Technically I don't think he ever got arrested.

Quadruple points for resisting arrest, then.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 20:45

Shroud: May 11, 2009

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 21:42

Shroud: May 11, 2009

sticksy posted:

Guess that's what happens when you give a crud - you get a tasering.

I assumed it was for singing an unapproved chant.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 00:27

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Bobby Digital posted:

Where are the balls?

With Mrs. Gretsky

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 21:13

Shroud: May 11, 2009

TheBigAristotle posted:

Speaking of broken ankles...

https://vine.co/v/e2ixvx2Q7h2

Pretty good metaphor for Chelsea's season.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 21:20

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Eau de MacGowan posted:

China made a Wehrmacht Schweini Action Man

A blond German as the poster boy for the Wehrmacht? Well I never.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 14:12

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Pogba posted:

"It was a very, very difficult moment for me because I was in love with Manchester and I was a Mancunian.

"It was the match against Blackburn in December 2011 at Old Trafford.

"Paul Scholes had retired, Darren Fletcher was injured. There was no one left to play in midfield. And I was training and I was beginning to get better bit by bit and the coach never stopped telling me, 'You're this far'.

"And I didn't understand. This far away from what? Playing? From having some playing time? From getting on the field? Or what?

"And there was Rafael in midfield and I was disgusted. I was disgusted and I didn't get on either."

United lost 3-2 to Blackburn with Pogba remaining an unused substitute and he said that day convinced him to leave Old Trafford.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 19:03

Shroud: May 11, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

Not sure what thread this goes in but lets bash Abby Wambach for this quote

"I think that our society is pushing toward a place where we really start to look to each other as people and not put each other in these boxes. This equality thing is in all. I feel the men get paid way more than the women in soccer, yeah, I understand logically the argument about the ratings and that is more global. But that doesn't mean that it makes it right. Equality isn't something that actually costs anything. I know we are talking about gender pay gap differences. But to treat someone fairly doesn't cost a single cent. It wouldn't cost anything it would be just a decision. When you are in it you don't want to fight too much against it because you want to be thankful for what you are getting."

I think you could make a counter-argument that if both genders were equally talented, they would draw similar attendances, attention, and fan bases.

I'd like to see a men's World Cup winners vs. women's World Cup winners match.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 22:29