Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
what do you like best
This poll is closed.
pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Shrapnig posted:

Imagine being Fernando Torres and playing 110 times for your country, and winning the champions league, and the world cup, and the premier league, and the european cup, and the europa league, and being incapable of scoring goals.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Colour co-ordination, cameramen treated with complete immunity, handshakes and applause at the end, then presumably everyone back to the hot tub for a steam and a vodka, I am now a big fan of Russian hooliganism.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

loving hell hamz might be the best volleyer ever

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

wait a second



is some company just making that exact same christmas jumper in different colours???

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Lot 49 posted:

I don't understand how he's let that happen.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Are people feeling that sorry for Dortmund then?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Jose posted:

Any other mascots observing the minutes silence this weekend?



Jesus Christ at least Gunnersaurus' face isn't permanently set into a laugh, doing some real lolling at this.

Imagine them two taking a tour of Anne Frank's house.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

oh god lmao

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Did you wash it down with the official tomato juice partner Kagome?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
For the sake of this thread I decided to try out the Official Manchester United Noodles. They cost around about 180 yen which is about average, so adjust that to wherever the hell you are if you wanna see if that's better or worse.

Pot noodles however are generally awful, and my dog Boz accurately reflects my mood going in:



I'm surprised to find the branding continues inside, rather than just the plastic wrapper. The official motto is HUNGRY TO WIN. The dried meat portion is miniscule.



Three minutes later the noodles are ready to go. It's a pretty big portion of noodles. The sauce isn't what you'd expect gives it's called Reddu Debirru Chirri Peppa, it isn't spicy but rather sweet like a sort of Hoi Sin flavour. There's not enough of it and so half the noodles end up plain anyway.



My greatest surprise came when I found out that the branding continued even inside the container itself!!!



All in all I guess I could say I didn't get nutrition, and contributed to Radamel Falcao's next knee operation. Oh well!

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

c0burn posted:

Ya filthy plastic.

It's alright, I intend to counterbalance it by buying a Nissan GTR.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
That guy can draw precisely one expression and it cracks me up every time.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

There is a famous film called Gorillas in the Mist.

Sanogo is a black African.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
how many weeks/months precisely did it take you to get over your transethnic shame, oliwan?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

jyrka posted:

What's awkward about the number 96? Also, I always thought Ian Rush was a black male.

Scousers are just crushed when its used for some reason

edit: and you're thinking of ian wright

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
So Pique supports England??

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
i only agree once with jimmy on the dilemmas :(

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

TheBigAristotle posted:

What does Paula Poundstone have to do with any of this

figo didnt know she was a woman

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

It's alright Jesus Navas will be there in a bit, at least he'll turn towards the goal and do a couple of stepovers before it goes out

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

tetsuo posted:

A very Milner Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjrgtLLlzQ

He's a good lad to play along.

The irony is I can't think of many other footballers with the requisite level of actual personality to do this kind of thing.

Imagine trying it with Rooney or Gerrard.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
needs a good solid kick up the balls from the keeper, that'll learn him

moyes has sussed neymar

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Was it Ryan Giggs who got away with it ages ago heading the ball out of the keepers hand whilst he held it one handed?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

pik_d posted:

What's the purpose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUFbLdpgiME

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Paddyb posted:

Sign him up Brendan



i will be severely disappointed if he doesn't treat this shirt like hulk hogan treated his tank tops

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Because any defence above high school level given time to prepare will know how to deal with a 40 yard long ball, and also it's loving retarded like the the flying V being used in the NHL.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

blue footed boobie posted:

https://gfycat.com/NastyLoathsomeKrill

Keita said something about gervinho's hair

ivory coast really are innovators in making failure entertaining, england could take some notes

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

if you ever wanted to see abramovich with progeria

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

TheBigAristotle posted:

DiMaria kicked the ball out of Cambridge's stadium

http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel

even I have to think of that word you can't say out of MDTs

ronaldos gonna take this as a challenge and try and blast one out of the bernabeu now

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
but australia IS englands garbage

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

straight up brolic posted:

How do these people have so much pride

same way san francisco does

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
what happens to those tifos when theyre done

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I really hope in thirty years some kid goes poking around in grandad's garage and ends up unfurling a timbers futurama themed tifo, and demands an explanation for it

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

TheBigAristotle posted:

These half-spoken half-sung videos are incredibly creepy. The one that sticks with my is that scrawny Arsenal fan and his awful song about Mikel Arteta

e: this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8GE5u0H1HM

that kid came up with 'he's six foot two he'll do you, he's ollie ollie ollie giroud', leave him alone

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
What baffles me is the "dink it forward half a yard to mate who tees it up for him" routine. Is that simply because he has such a specific range/position he wants to strike it from?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I give it six months before theyre all dead.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

trem_two posted:

Beck should respect artistry and give the Grammy to whoever made this

https://vine.co/v/OUejVTgxPL5

legitimate lol

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
manchester united are robbing the cradle, just gave a professional contract to this guy:



this is some serious reverse 'african 16' poo poo going on

edit:

for reference



apparently these two are within two years of age

Eau de MacGowan fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Feb 19, 2015

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Drogadon posted:

maybe wrong thread but idgaf lmao



this guy can draw precisely one expression and it cracks me up every time

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
How common is it for commentators to slap on the reverb after a goal? It's loving hilarious.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply