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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Lazlow posted:

Sorry, didn't post the background. You see, in order to become a famous footballer Henry made a deal with Satan: First, he'd have to play out the end of his career in the MLS, and while he was there, every time he scored a goal his own life would be extended by a year, but, eye-for-an-eye (sorta), a panda would die.

Henry loves pandas. But he's contractually obligated to score goals. It tears him up inside.

this might be the best post itf since munich sandwich

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Rossy posted:

James Beattie

lol

the simpsons reference you didn't get: max power

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Tigren posted:

But it was a friendly. Don't they know to not take it so seriously?

it's all for the cameras op

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

ayb posted:

He seriously must be getting paid millions upon millions because I can't believe he would want this as a part of his brand.

You're talking about a man who funded and opened a musem about himself.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

hehe

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Vegetable posted:

Makes you feel kinda sad for the dude tbh

not really, it just a dildo

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

mackintosh posted:

you don't know where it's been

i could hazard a guess

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

hehe I hate him and love him at the same time and I bought the book already

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Fellaini definitely went for the elbow, 100% went for it.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

You being on Bake off?


Hmm I was sure that goal won some goal of the year award, but now I cant even see it winning anything

He was on bake off!

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Paperhouse posted:

I didn't notice that at first but I think he's right actually. Clips his heel causing him to hit his toe into the ground. I can't see why he would go down there on purpose

Because, like almost all professional footballers, he's a cheat. It's a dive op.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Lol

Goal

Or

Goal plus man sent off


Idk

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Mickolution posted:

Yeah, most "personality" footballers seem like absolute cunts. They seem to have the biggest personality amongst a group of the dullest people imaginable.

They're no more dull than any other profession. They have to be a little dull in public and interviews because of sponsors and club responsibilities. Most normal footballers are exactly that,u normal.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

That Thames TV intro brings back memories.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Wtf is he confused by

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
man utd vs spurs, 1969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3cayRMnVb8

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

Hes got some yellow rear end teeth

Howe do you know this I can't even see his rear end teeth

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Lol what was he thinking

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

aren't you not allowed to score directly from a throw?

The keeper handled it, otherwise it's a goal kick.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

MacheteZombie posted:

Stupid American Question: Why aren't throw-ins like that used more often in professional games?
My assumption has always been because its banned at that level, but I'm all about getting the real answer.

It's not banned as far as I know, but players don't do it at professional level because you're more likely to injure yourself than you are to gain any actual advantage.

At almost any decent level a player (a brave player, someone will find the video) will stand in front of the thrower to put him off anyway.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Lamont Cranston posted:

wish he'd yellow carded blue for failing to respect the distance

There's no distance law afaik, you can stand directly in front as long as you dont jump

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

ayb posted:

FIFA law 15 on the throw in states:

Opponents may not be closer than 2 meters from the point at which the throw-in is taken.

page 12: http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/afdeveloping/refereeing/law_15_the_throw_in_en_47365.pdf

Thanks I didn't know that.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Owns

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

serious gaylord posted:

Hes been turning out for a local sunday league team and clowning on people even while still horribly ill.

He went back to Celtic?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Spot fixing ftw

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Sometimes the keeper wants to keep his view clear come on don't be an American.

Yeah why would the keeper want a wall when the free kick is on the edge of the box almost directly in front of goal, is an incredibly difficult place to score from with no wall and only the keeper to beat when when he stays on his line

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Blue Star Error posted:

Poetweet will make poems from the twitter history of any user you give it. So I gave it rawk_meltdown.


Its quite moving. I wanted to give it Joey Barton's but I appear to have broken it.

haha thats amazing

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Hehe this is ace

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Hoops posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2015/feb/17/chelsea-fans-prevent-black-man-boarding-paris-metro-video

Chelsea fans push away a black guy trying to board the Paris metro and chant "We're racist, we're racist, and that's the way we like it".

Chelsea scumbags

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Lol if the thing that is happening here is the thing I think is happening this is loving amazing.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

chuggo is BACK posted:

Aatrek punches his desk

"why did I have to get banned"

Lol

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Shrapnig posted:

The guy who made the tackle only got a yellow lol.

it was a good tackle

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

this is brilliant

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Im in it, behind the goal as big Tony scored the screamer

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

straight up brolic posted:

really? go on. that's epic.



im in that circle, i used to have a better image from a similar angle that was in the yorkshire post or evening post or w/e but i cannae find it

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

tbp posted:

the pixellated look is so hot these days

Thats the best ive ever looked as well

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Lol

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Holy gently caress that bad

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Nah. Lol at NYCFC and Man City.

MLS

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

That guys putting something up that other guys bum

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