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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

corpuscollossus posted:

Cops in Switzerland go all Rodney King on a field invader. What happens next will shock and amaze you!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jagvYIMJyzU

Quite right

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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Now that's a proper dive. No lying still on the ground like he's actually been hurt. Just solid turf acrobatics from Big 'Mar. A lot of players would injure themselves trying to do that move. Vermaelen looks on in envy at the boy wonder's skills in training, knowing that he'd break both his legs and go deaf if he tried to emulate them.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Woah Mourinho looks tiny. Like a spaniel being harassed by an ostrich.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Did you wash it down with the official tomato juice partner Kagome?
I'm literally shuddering at the memory of the gulping sounds in that advert.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Scorpions are probably playing better football than Barca this season anyway.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
It's a rad goal and she should win it so I can delight in the proper meltdowns that would result.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
A plain pizza with sprite to drink.
Quite cosmopolitan of Rakitic and Ter Stegen to have sushi. Rafinha is going to be fat.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Also like how long and specific Iniesta's request is.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Jose posted:

A Laurent robert video popped up on facebook and it reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LltnTI7MzIM
There aren't many players with his amazing-goals to boring-goals ratio in world football imo

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Phwoar love the reverse finish.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Paddyb posted:

They'd be the backbone of Fully Sick XI

:eyepop:

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Syncopated posted:

I didn't get what was so funny about that article when it was first posted in the other thread, and I don't get it now either. Something about the Guardian? The journalist?

:eyepop:

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Whatever they paid the marketing company that developed 'The Third Rail', it was too much.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Seems like anything can win a red dot design award.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Messi may have more goals and 'assists' but he is way behind Ronaldinho in the 'smiles given' column.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

I love him.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Prince hasn't had sex since he became a Jehova's Witness in the 90s.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Robbie Fowler is actually extremely wealthy.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
What a goal

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Mark Hughes looks amazing there.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Can anyone remember the team goal that was an entry to the puskas award a couple of years ago with a Portuguese team...

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Yesssss. What a goal.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Holy toledo. That's a description of about a dozen lovely jobs.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Those comments are amazing.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Coohoolin posted:

What, it's after 1983.

Cupwinner's Cup isn't the same

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I thought the thing on his leg was a tracking device or something to stop him from leaving the country at first.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
The way the fat one dusts his hands off at the end like he's congratulating himself for doing a good job

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Cameron's hair looks really weak...feeble. So old world.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

JingleBells posted:

My home town club Kidderminster Harriers are rock bottom of the conference, and on Saturday were dumped out of the FA Cup by a team 10 miles down the road and 2 leagues below us.
Here's a short set of photos showing why we're bottom

:negative:
Laughing so much at the defender's face in the background

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Phwoar

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Rijkaard could play anywhere but I don't consider that to be a front three in a traditional sense.

Before this trio the best I had watched live was Messi, Eto'o, Henry...

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Ronaldinho's is the best because Ronaldinho did it. The way he scrambles to his feet to celebrate makes me smile every time.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Rivaldo's overhead goal finished off a nice hattrick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeSGNXIUR_E
The first and second goals are pretty tasty as well.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
That was an incredible goal but I wouldn't compare them since he takes a touch.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
My favourite penalty was one scored by some mediocre English striker against Chelsea. I can't remember who it was though. He was facing away from goal, then turned around and ran at the ball before thundering it into the net. Even Jose conceded it was a good penalty.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Yes, it must've been him. Can't find the video though.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I love his cheeky face. what a guy

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
loving hell I couldn't do what that keeper did if I tried.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Not intentional - he just isn't that kind of player. He's no Felipe Melo.

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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Embarrassing.

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