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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I saw him do this live and almost got crushed to death in the resulting hysteria in the stands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8PF3f1fY54

Anyone who can instantly make so many people go out of their minds is pretty cool imo

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011


No way that's not a concussion

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

We need more announcers with cool accents.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

finally a kit that will appeal to americans

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

That's such a weird set of goals for a terror plot. Why bother with with the football stuff when you're already planning to cause a nuclear meltdown?

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Almost every penalty in this looks pretty much impossible to save even when you pick the side right. One after another. And then it gets to the keepers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exYhplY5nY

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

That ref giving advantage for a 1v5 is a hero

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Ben Foster started putting a gopro in his goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dv3Xu3HKTQ&t=230s

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj31aWD_VVE

my favorite own goal, a flying bicycle? kick

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

is this what the kids call a "crossbar challenge"

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I thought I was really only a fan of long range goals where the ball is struck so hard it gets in still rising, but I guess I'm also a big fan of goals where it just dips in right under the crossbar like that

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

When I was like 5 (mid-90s) I remember repeatedly watching a VHS documentary about Pele. I remember him juggling an orange or mandarin or something and specifically a phrase like "a penalty is an automatic/certain goal" It's my earliest memory I think.

Anybody have any idea what doc it could be?

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Found it, and the exact scene that I recall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPVPrhADhzk&t=3894s

It's been 25 years but the goalkeeper's terrible hair has triggered a flood of childhood memories to rush back

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Total Meatlove posted:

They remain 21 points off first.

And still in second place lol

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

JunkDeluxe posted:

I got no idea how these kits were allowed on a snowy day..
Başakşehir - Sivas

Find the white team!





https://www.givemesport.com/1639087-snow-in-istanbul-invisible-sivasspor-go-viral-during-super-lig-clash-with-basaksehir

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb-39CfhBW8&t=489s

UnfurledSails fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jan 19, 2021

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

lol at the guy springing up in the end

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011


The half assed keeper dive takes away from it somewhat

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/ClubRegista/status/1302349976408854529?s=20

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/gammongoalposts/status/1382087833276518407?s=20

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

What's happening with his right hand going through the shirt

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I presume nobody including them will give a poo poo by then

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Mods think if a thread gets long it goes bad for some reason

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011


https://twitter.com/notoliverbutler/status/1621253358295175170?s=20
lol

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Old favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_PUbQGA4U

UnfurledSails fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Feb 15, 2023

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1625905501056774150?s=20

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

hell replace penalties with goalie wars

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011



lol why would you do this

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/1886FC/status/1637293598915039232?s=20

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1666068469408735232?s=20

Zaniolo is getting used to life at Gala

UnfurledSails fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jun 6, 2023

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa3dDSj3T2k

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/charleswrites/status/1675451795559133184?t=k6pIfzQTqf0dZ9Rpu4yPcA&s=19

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/sid_lambert/status/1676675572951404564?s=20

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://streamable.com/kpa5f5

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011


Best is this one imo, where a Fenerbahce player roundhouse kicks a guy who doesn't seem to be even trying to attack him

https://twitter.com/Makelelekan_04/status/1769462561009762800

edit: lol it's because he was trying to attack the goalkeeper instead

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