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Eder Aleixo loving around at 62: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmt4hI7xecw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5d6w0aA09w From the Brazilian cup final yesterday, which also included this abomination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB90rFGF-Eg joepinetree fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Sep 19, 2019 |
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Sep 19, 2019 14:29
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trem_two posted:Chrome's attempt to be helpful and auto-translate Sao Caetano's web site without warning about it first...well it was a bit confusing for a moment until I noticed "Steering Wheel" and realized what was happening Maybe this is a Portugal portuguese thing, but how does Denis get translated to Penis?
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Feb 2, 2020 21:38
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Atletico Mineiro v Cruzeiro had two decent goals for state level poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck66Cc0Yfjo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqOv01LHlVY
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Mar 10, 2020 04:18
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My favorite team turned 112 yesterday, and so people were sharing some highlights from history. Like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTJxPupaUEU
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Mar 26, 2020 15:00
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Since we're all isolated without any football, I decided to share videos of the recap of the most exciting stretch of football of my entire life, the period between the quarter finals for libertadores in 2013 and the final of the Brazil cup in 2014 where my favorite team beat the odds again and again, all with the play by play guy from my hometown radio (since the video is synced to the audio from the radio, the goals are shown multiple times, you can just skip ahead if the goals are all you care about): 1st leg, quarter finals, Atletico MG x Tijuana, Tijuana was winning 2x0 until halfway through the second half, and the game tying goal came in stoppage time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWvnRux-eXs 2nd leg, quarter finals, Tijuana scores first, Atletico ties it, then there is a PK in stoppage time for Tijuana and the goal keeper defends it, Atletico goes through on away goals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zTwLDf4SDI In the semi finals, Newells won the 1st leg 2 x 0. Atletico then wins the 2nd leg 2 x 0 with the 2nd goal in stoppage time and goes through on PKs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GshypvprssQ In the finals, Olimpia won the first leg 2 x 0, Atletico then won the 2nd leg 2 x 0, with the 2nd goal in the 86th minute, and wins it all on PKs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXwSyQVtqkY Fast forward to the next year, quarter finals of the Brazilian Cup. Atletico loses the first leg in Sao Paulo to Corinthians by 2 x 0. In the second leg, Corinthians scores first, and so because of the away goal rule, Atletico would need to score 4 to go through. 4th goal comes in the 87th minute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehG0Y90GNf8 Semi Finals, against Flamengo, same story. First leg in Rio flamengo wins 2 x 0. 2nd leg, Flamengo scores first, so once again Atletico would have to score 4 to go through. 4rh goal came in the 85th minute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXMn_Ps4_vk Finals were against the cross town rivals, Cruzeiro, who had just won their 2nd Brazilian league in a row. Finally an easy win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJqeDi_oNZI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0EP3nY9suk
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Mar 28, 2020 20:00
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45 years before Germany embarrassed Brazil at Mineirao, Brazil suffered another embarrassing loss there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIOpV_HFDtA
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Jul 7, 2020 01:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjUZCyeyiZI Amazing goal by one of the worst fullbacks ive ever seen play (the goal gets called off initially then var confirms it).
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Sep 4, 2020 06:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjRs_bPj7k
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Oct 16, 2020 03:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5tvj7W8y9Y
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Nov 15, 2020 04:20
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In honor of Maradona. Everyone remembers this goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_2arqQLwo But I've always been a big fan of the goal against Greece in 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfwFg7n92Ck
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Nov 25, 2020 17:50
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https://youtu.be/OSSTbyqG0iA
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Jan 18, 2021 01:50
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Hulk finally got going in Brazil https://youtu.be/Yzz0HIEJUwY
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May 2, 2021 19:07
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Lol that ESPN didnt translate la concha de tu madre.
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Jul 19, 2021 16:32
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Atletico River in the libertadores quarters just had these two amazing goals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnO2MXtMudU
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Aug 19, 2021 02:27
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The rule is quote:The kick is completed when the ball stops moving, goes out of play or the referee stops play for any offence; the kicker may not play the ball a second time. Brazil lost the 1986 world cup in precisely the scenario that goddamnedtwisto mentioned, when a French player kicked the ball into the post and it then hit the back of the Brazilian goalkeeper to go in.
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Oct 10, 2021 17:03
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couple of golacos in tonights brazilian cup semi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCekEYDPgpY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFwH0Rq4doI
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Oct 21, 2021 03:55
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The greatest team on earth, Atletico Mineiro, is getting close to becoming the Brazilian champions because of goals like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl4zoogj0Sw
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Nov 12, 2021 01:52
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Every week a different beauty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr7IC81bFTI
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Nov 22, 2021 05:35
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In terms of Photos that are Cool and Good: Atletico Mineiro is on the verge of winning the Brazilian league for the first time in 50 years. We've gotten close before. But *something* always happened. For example, in 1977 and 1980 we came very close to it. But here's the thing, during that time we had probably the greatest football player all of you have never heard of. Reinaldo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnCBi6-CVqQ This guy:  He had an afro, and he celebrated that way because he was inspired by the Black Panthers. In the middle of the dictatorship. In 1978, for example, the Brazilian dictator told him not to celebrate that way in the world cup. He did, and not too long after that he was benched. But, of course, that is not the main thing I wanted to talk about. It's more about how Reinaldo was robbed twice of the Brazilian championship, and how he was hunted on the field. In 1977, Reinaldo was 20 years old. He put together perhaps the greatest season in modern football history. Brazil still had one of those crazy championship formats with playoffs and all that poo poo. Keep in mind that this was still a good Brazilian league. There were more players based in the Brazilian league in the 1974 WC than in any other league in the world. The season for Atletico was 21 games long. Reinaldo played in 18 of those. And in 18 games he scored 28 goals. No typos there. An average of over 1.5 goals a game. He scored in every single one of the 18 games he played. Why did he miss 3 games? That is where the whole thing goes to poo poo. He received a red card in a game against Fast Club. He then sat out the next game, against Botafogo (which ended in a draw, 0x0), because of that red card. So he came back afterwards and played the next three games for Atletico. But in the middle of the semifinals against Londrina, CBF decided to suspend him for an additional 2 games. So he missed the second leg of the semifinal. The final was a single game, Atletico played without him, tied 0x0 and lost on PKs. Atletico was runner up with 17 wins, 4 ties, no losses. The 4 ties included the 3 games he missed. With him on the field, Atletico win 17 and tied 1. Reinaldo's career would go on to be derailed by injuries. He was hunted on the field, with the implicit support of CBF. By age 21, he had no meniscus left. He missed a lot of games. Never became what he was destined to be. But he had one more good season in him. And in 1980 he made it to the finals again. This time against Flamengo. Flamengo was the dictatorship's favorite team. To the point that Flamengo was sponsored by the state oil company, which, at the time, had a monopoly granted by the state. The finals were once again marked by a weirdness in format. The team who did better in the semi finals had the tie advantage in the final. Flamengo won 2 games against the relatively weak Coritiba, Atletico won 1 and tied 1 against defending champions Internacional. First game of the final was 1 x 0 for Atletico. Second game was in Rio. Flamengo scored 1st. Reinaldo tied it, Flamengo scored again, Reinaldo tied it again. He was hunted on the field, beaten up, limping, and still scoring. The ref was clearly bought and paid for. Now, I know that every losing fan says this. So I will post a single play and let you see for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryUiaEMpmE&t=90s (go to 1:30 if the timed url doesn't work). Game 2x2. Reinaldo is on a break way to score the 3rd goal. Play gets stopped for offsides. Look at the top of the video. He is clearly not offsides, by several meters. On the way back, he touches the ball, stands in front of the player trying to kick the offsides. Obviously a bit of time wasting. So he gets a red card. Not a yellow. Not a warning. A straight red card. 2 other Atletico players get sent off for complaining. 3 down, Flamengo scores, Atletico loses is because flamengo had a better performance in the semi-finals (overall, Atletico still had the better campaign). Why all of this now? This is Hulk, yesterday, after scoring his 5th goal in 3 games  This is who he was looking at  a 64 year old Reinaldo. Atletico has 3 games left. Flamengo has 4. If atletico wins 1, or ties 2, or Flamengo ties any of their remaining games left, Atletico wins it all. 11 points ahead of Flamengo right now. I didn't cry yesterday. But I did today. joepinetree fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Nov 30, 2021 |
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Nov 30, 2021 02:52
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Not a lot of state run companies left to sponsor clubs. Last weird deal was probably Eletrobras (a state run electrical company that has no consumer facing business) sponsoring Vasco between 2009 and 2013. I don't live in Brazil anymore, so I don't know what people on the street feel. But in terms of media, Brazilian national media tends to be very centered around Sao Paulo and Rio, so Atletico kind of gets overshadowed. A lot more talking about Flamengo failing this year (flamengo is still the richest brazilian club by far, their monthly football payroll is about 40% bigger than Palmeiras and about 50% bigger than Atletico's) and Palmeiras winning their second straight Libertadores. In between talking about those 2 things, they will talk about Atletico probably winning after 50 years. joepinetree fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Nov 30, 2021 |
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Nov 30, 2021 03:32
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Butterfly Valley posted:Thanks for this great post op I already hated Flamengo. Then on Friday Bolsonaro went and said that Saturday everyone should be rooting for Flamengo. It just made the whole thing so much sweeter.
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Nov 30, 2021 16:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwowWA8168&t=50s
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Dec 3, 2021 02:05
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And in non-Atletico videos, here's a goal Gremio scored today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2HMrQFYNjE
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Dec 3, 2021 07:05
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15 year old playing in an u20 competition https://twitter.com/_marcus_alves/status/1479849367314051075
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Jan 11, 2022 04:47
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 Dude gets hit in the face with the ball, passes out, falls on the other guy's leg, breaks it, and is given a red card because of it: https://twitter.com/ESPNFutbolArg/status/1504489183011749889
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Mar 19, 2022 07:21
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https://twitter.com/Sudamericana/status/1512261015706161161
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https://twitter.com/neymarjrdepre/status/1515877591386832899
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Apr 18, 2022 15:37
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https://mobile.twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1540917839623749632 Additional context: I was at this game and it was awesome
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Jun 26, 2022 18:02
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Simone Poodoin posted:https://twitter.com/hardfootypix/status/1542253647064698882?s=21&t=xyklG9bDZqB2uBSAvxP-uw I was at this game. Arrived in Belo Horizonte that morning to spend a few weeks with family. How I missed it. https://imgur.com/a/xgVXF6Z And Hulk played pretty well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjRtdsH2pFU edogawa rando posted:Why is that chicken so angry at Hulk? Galo, or rooster, is the team's mascot. joepinetree fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jul 1, 2022 |
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Jul 1, 2022 01:24
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I was at that Atletico x Flamengo, and then at Atletico x Fortaleza (when the reserves came back from 2 down to win 3x2). Tuesday Ill be at Atletico x Emelec for my first in person Libertadores game in 22 years, and then next week ill be at Atletico x Sao Paulo before heading back home. The morning after that Atletico x Flamengo I briefly freaked out thinking I had covid because I had a pretty sore throat. Then I remembered why I had a sore throat. Here's probably better video of Atletico Flamengo from a Brazilian youtuber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8hcyWmi2OU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oCQbXvBF-k
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https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1553697067687723010
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Jul 31, 2022 15:18
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https://twitter.com/Palmeiras/status/1564360482894610432 This kid is 16
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Aug 30, 2022 05:02
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https://twitter.com/goleada_info/status/1585093791517708291 Not a particularly pretty goal. But notable nonetheless because it's the youngest player to ever score in the Brazilian league. He is 16 and 3 months. I've been following Brazilian soccer for a very long time, and I have never seen a player this hyped this young. Ronaldo was a few months older when he moved to the professional team. Whether he will amount to anything is of course up in the air, but at the very least I expect him to break the transfer fee record for Brazil very soon.
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Crazy Ted posted:To be fair, depending on where you live in the US there might be about four months of the year where it's regularly above freezing so you probably place more importance on what month it is than what day of the month it is. as opposed to tropical UK, Sweden or Norway
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Nov 10, 2022 18:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bnLWN3_swk
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Nov 12, 2022 00:56
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Doctor Malaver posted:
Gerry Adams is in Sinn Féin, the political arm of the IRA. The screenshot abbreviated Iran's name to IRA, suggesting it is England vs IRA.
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Nov 20, 2022 22:06
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Not to defend Argentina, but the context is that the Dutch team walked up to Lautaro to talk trash and had to be pushed back by the ref: https://twitter.com/ncastrovillari/status/1601390432298360833
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thehandtruck posted:friends im furiously looking for vid ITT where a man runs speedily at another man witih the ball and tackles him so hard he does a a backflip. its an obvious red, should be more imo. the ref comes over intensely, everyone expcets a red. hilariously he shows a yellow but with the passion of a red. its a great video. plese hepl This? https://twitter.com/DirtyFootbaIIer/status/1569707222640181248
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