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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

El Jebus posted:

Wait, was that made by EA Sports?!

Advertising, in MY soccer game?!

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Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

ayb posted:

Cleverley had just gotten taken down in the box then 30 seconds later got a foul called on him for tackle nowhere near as bad.

But it was a friendly. Don't they know to not take it so seriously?

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

are torres gifs the inverse of poldi pix



Is there a tumblr where I can watch Torres_fail.gif all the time?

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

vyelkin posted:

They'd never let footballers get away with this today.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Vegetable posted:

That's hosed up he could have been having a heart attack for all anybody knew. And then nobody would save his dumb rear end. Handegg players are stupid as poo poo.



Same

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPh00hC0aI

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Graham Zusi with a wicked shot from outside the 18 into the upper 90 to secure a playoff spot

http://gfycat.com/PolishedGreedyClam

Tigren fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Oct 11, 2014

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

ayb posted:

how do you guys get those words from that mouth movement?

By being influenced by the caption on the vine. If no one told me he was saying that, I'd say the last word was "boy"

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Landon Donovan scored a perfect hat trick last night (Head, Left, Right)

http://gfycat.com/TornLittleCalf

http://gfycat.com/MadeupFlatBluebottlejellyfish

http://gfycat.com/DefinitiveHairyArrowcrab

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Insanely Sikh posted:

I understand the term 'head' but what do 'left' and 'right' denote in the gay community?

I don't know OP, I thought you were the expert.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Seltzer posted:

Ha.... nahhh.



Zlatan, Pepe, and Costa. That'd be a real manly room.

Costa, Ribery and Tevez. Now that's a room!

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Lamont Cranston posted:

observe and even talk to football fans??? what an incredible opportunity

Don't they know you don't have to go to games to talk to football fans? That's what the internet is for!

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Thirteenth Step posted:

Thats the best photo of any footballer ive ever seen

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Is that a salt lick?

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
JOOJINO!

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

ayb posted:

Not true, got a yellow. If the goal hadn't been scored it would have been red for sure

Where did you see this? The MLS app says nothing about it.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

TheBigAristotle posted:

Argentina's national team was at the Wizards game last night and after a Pacers player missed free throws during a promotion from Chick-fil-A, everyone in the stadium got free sandwiches. Tevez was pleased



That would be fellow Argentine Luis Scola. The fix was in the whole time.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

XBenedict posted:

Non-League football is just better.

Agreed. A replay of the action starts around 1:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguZcZ_Cab0

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Seltzer posted:

https://streamable.com/8eq2
Yellow card because MLS likes to keep big names on the pitch.

I love Drogba in this league.

Tigren fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Nov 2, 2015

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
This goal from Landon Donovan won goal of the year in MLS in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaDap-tUwGg

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

quote:

Multiple sources are reporting that at least 18 people are dead across three shootings in central Paris. The Associated Press reports as many as 26, as of this writing. Some victims were at a restaurant, while others were at a nearby theater. Early reports indicate there may be a hostage situation with more people at that theater. Police have also confirmed an explosion at a bar near Stade de France stadium, where a football match was underway between France and Germany. There are reports of other explosions heard at the stadium as well, but no details yet.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawQO7SI3uw

Dutch foot at it's best

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

TheBigAristotle posted:

Haven't posted this in a good year or so. I will never get enough of this gif



I always liked this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUjfAfiI5Tw

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Can't believe he got a yellow for that.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003


Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Rather be like this guy

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Vegetable posted:

"If the ball does not leave the penalty area or is touched by a player before it leaves the penalty area the kick is retaken."

and

"If an opponent who is in the penalty area when the goal kick is taken touches or challenges for the ball before it has touched another player, the goal kick is retaken."

http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/laws/football-11-11/law-16---the-goal-kick#YBuY2X7s9y5Bwoym.99

Too lazy to look for the official FIFA handbook, but goals like that are pretty obviously illegal

This wasn't a goal kick though.

Law 12 posted:

A goalkeeper cannot be challenged by an opponent when in control of the ball with the hands.
A goalkeeper is considered to be in control of the ball when:

  • the ball is between the hands or between the hand and any surface (e.g.
    ground, own body) or by touching it with any part of the hands or arms
    except if the ball rebounds accidentally from the goalkeeper or the
    goalkeeper has made a save
  • holding the ball in the outstretched open hand
  • bouncing it on the ground or throwing it in the air

MLS has given cards for this before and set precedent.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/777637262334930944

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Vegetable posted:

Are wigs allowed in football?

Law 4 posted:

A player may use equipment other than the basic equipment provided that its sole purpose is to protect him physically

Nope

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrt8aFQTqo

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

TheBigAristotle posted:

Yeah yeah, it's all old guys, but it's nice to see Ronaldinho having fun

https://streamable.com/jsnmj

https://streamable.com/yvuqx

I would still have Dinho play for my team. Has there ever been a player who has enjoyed the game as much as him?

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Thought the goalie at the end was the ref

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
#BELLEND

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003


Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

sticksy posted:

I can't read Russian so I'm assuming all of that text is describing the awful ways and how many people will be tragically crushed to death in that thing?

Or how many people have already been tragically crushed to death in building the thing. Or it that only in Qatar?

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Don't treat your employees like poo poo. If you do, they will probably perform suboptimally and not like you. Doesn't matter if they are soccer players or fry cooks.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

de curry GOAT posted:

Pathetic all around

Except from Kean, that dude is awesome

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

It's less offensive than Juve not playing in stripes because someone thought that black and white vertical lines made Americans think they're referees so they put out a kit that is aesthetically loving awful looking.

And that's even less offensive than how good awful racist that whole league is.

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Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
https://twitter.com/90ordnasselA/status/1229802162278076419

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