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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

El Hefe posted:

I see Drenthe got a lot of tattoos.

Andre Marriner spotted itt

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Gigi Galli posted:

This is what El Shaarawy would look like if he didn't play football.

lol. I bet he could still write better newspaper copy than Metro Sport "Reporter" Jamie Sanderson.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

GreatestLurker posted:

http://instagram.com/p/r9o0zIFa9z/

close the als challenges, it's over

wow that owns.

Materazzi - great football troll or GREATEST football troll, both on and off the pitch (for charity!)?

also do players who win the CL get individual replica trophies or I'm assuming that's just something he commissioned someone make? I want one, time to start browsing Alibab/Alien Xpress again.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

I'm confused - football wasn't created until 1992 so that's some pretty good historical fiction.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Someone needs to find the gif version of this where he turns around and you can marvel at his enormous SLIPKNOT tramp stamp

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Wengy posted:

Holy poo poo he's wearing this



Cool guy in my book, wish I was rich

drat you know when the Swiss guy is impressed by a watch, it's gotta be pretty nice.

Is that a really rare Oyster Perpetual, how much does it cost?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

Yeah he's 25 and Joseph Minala is 18.



Move along, nothing to see here.

Jeez he looks older than Mandela did when he died at 100.

RIP Nelson Mandela and also RIP David Beckham's cornrows that one time:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Nothing gay here, these are two powerful hets



Chicarito shouldn't be ashamed to play for Madrid and hide his face behind a mask like that IMHO

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Soup and a Sandwich posted:



look at all these future disappointed fans

Any of these people will probably score more goals than Fernando Torres.

GD, a Torres long-term goal-scoring challenge a la Jozy/Bojan since I believe his loan at Milan is 2 years might be kinda fun, what do you think...? Then again it might be heart-breaking for you.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Gigi Galli posted:

Ephex actually suggested this in the Serie A thread. I think it's a good idea, but I don't want to make the thread. If anyone else wants to, feel free and I will provide forums gifts for the winner.

Sounds good, i'll throw something together and put up some little gifts myself.

Vinestalk posted:

This season is ripe for people who'd like to take a punt. How many will Yaya Sanogo score? How many games will either Falcao or Van Persie be injured for? In what city will Remy assault a girl in?

True but those are too easy:

1) none
2) all of them
3) change it to where WON'T he assault someone and maybe it's worth a punt

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Lil Danny Welbeck against Ruud. Sadly his dribbling technique hasn't improved much since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9SOUOiNHQ

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Polidoro posted:

But why male North Koreans?

Because they're smaller therefore cheaper to ship than South Koreans?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Goddamn, I'd pay good money to see Keane play, even today, against those two annoying Brazilian tards and gently caress them up good.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I think I found the sex ghost's* new avatar....





http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/latest-news/top-stories/leeds-united-cellino-meets-mini-me-1-6980318?CMP=EMCFTBEML853

*note: this is referring to Something Awful forums poster and noted Leeds supporter the sex ghost, NOT Ched Evans' dogging pseudonym

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Good to see Greg doing well this holiday season.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Shroud posted:

Dude is going for the Djibril Cisse look.

Hope he breaks his legs like Cisse did too.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I'm sure they have plenty of time on their hands to protest due to not having a job for the last 10 years

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

TheBigAristotle posted:

Meanwhile, in China...



Video

reformed bad troll posted:

My favourite thing about it is how the keeper continues casually drinking the water while waiting for the ref to call the play back.

Hahah that keeper is seriously the most Chinese thing/reaction ever. Couldn't tell you how many times you'd see something obviously dangerous/terrible/stupid there then when it finally comes crashing down, total obliviousness like "Oh? Eh whatever, time to take another random nap."

Looks like he was fined although I'm sure he'll be come out ahead once he gets his cut of the match-fixed bets.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/26/goalkeeper-fined-sipping-water-opponents-scored-chongqing-lifan-sui-weijie?CMP=EMCFTBEML853

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

rats off to ya posted:

commentary on it is much better in this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTKPdeWAeI8

One of the sweeted-struck goals in the last 10-15 years IMO.

Not a Chelsea fan but Essien at his peak was incredible, such a shame it all seemed to fall apart after his knee injury. I had to look up where he's playing now after his loan at Madrid ended (it's Panathinaikos in Greece :( )

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Hoover Dam spotted.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
The Village People are looking pretty scruffy these days.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
It's crazy to see Diaby's injury history and what Arsenal paid for him in actual numbers like that over time. He must be the most expensive sick note in the BPL era.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Hoops posted:

I was just about to say that I don't know who either the statue or the guy is, but the link in the url says it's Shearer.

The dead giveaway was the elbow.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Vegetable posted:

He is though. He's defo in the top five.
1) Jose Mourinho / John Terry (tied)
2) Diego Costa
3) Ramires
4) Eva Carneiro??

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

This is pretty much the African football equivalent of the And 1 mixtape.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

They have the same teeth.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Guess that's what happens when you give a crud - you get a tasering.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

straight up brolic posted:



from the guardian's vardy write-up

ranieri's epic troll academy

Was the nickname "Jap" by chance...?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Lets just post clips of Ronaldinho doing cool and amazing poo poo for the next 2 pages before he got fat and lazy:

https://youtu.be/sUb-8v0PQJU

http://youtu.be/rih0WgSApuA

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Tsaedje posted:

He has a blackmail portfolio on every player and member of staff, right up to the chairman and owners. It's the only way to explain so much

Gotta wonder what video footage Benzema must have then.

e: this joke makes no sense, never mind

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Raineri looks like a Star Trek extra.

Also Bi Sam's 'tasche is pretty impressive.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

They should all be paid more than the US Women's National Team imo.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Vegetable posted:

Think keeper got a fist to it though?

No, you're thinking of de Gea.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

I'd pay good money to watch someone try that on him.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I'm the bridesmaid on the far left checking out that guy's crotch.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Sad dick was always destined to be a letdown.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Il Negrito celebrates the arrival of Higuain:
https://mobile.twitter.com/FootballVines/status/758247150337884160/video/1

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

im glad messi got rid of that hair

He collected the clippings in a bag to periodically count the individual hairs.

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Ah yes, distinguished pugilist Jose "Dirty Eye Poke" Mourinho.

It would be great to see Wenger, hell anyone, take a swing at the Special One.

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