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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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Lazlow posted:

Sorry, didn't post the background. You see, in order to become a famous footballer Henry made a deal with Satan: First, he'd have to play out the end of his career in the MLS, and while he was there, every time he scored a goal his own life would be extended by a year, but, eye-for-an-eye (sorta), a panda would die.

Henry loves pandas. But he's contractually obligated to score goals. It tears him up inside.

Is it because pandas are black and white like he is?

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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"... I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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Mean Bean Machine posted:

I thought it might be a joke but I prefer to believe racism is real and cool and all black guys look the same, and hell, it's worked for me so far.

Sorry, we've said "No" to racism.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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