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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Owen Hargreaves's 5 players to look out for this upcoming season:



Thanks Owen.

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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rats off to ya posted:

Cesc got himself a haircut...


Oh god Cesc when did this happen.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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rats off to ya posted:

Cesc decided to wear a hat for his first interview with Chelsea TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j108taZVC4
I love how he's so positive about the guy that poked his deceased father figure and mentor in the eye that time.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Jose Enrique, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard with a ballsack on his chin, Drake, every tennis player, completely indistinguisbale black guy.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Nefarious posted:

I cannot countenance the idea that other people experience joy. How dare he smile in photographs? This will not stand.
gently caress off



Mourinho has raised £141m in transfer fees since taking over.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Jesus Christ the numbering thing again

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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loving footballers I swear to god

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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idgi

edit: the corny backdrop yeah?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Soup and a Sandwich posted:

yeah mate i recommend you hang out at some english primary/comprehensive schools for a while and you'll get it
I'm sorry I didnt like your Arsenal photo :(

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Scholes was absolute quality technically but everyone started reassessing him as this incredible genius when he announced his retirement and it all got a bit much. He was mediocre at too many things to get talked about at the same level of Zidane, or quite a few other players. I guess he was one of those players that spent most of the 2000s being quietly underrated that it flipped and everyone starting romanticising him as the modest, quiet, one-club man who was the key to it all, and forgetting about him being a dirty little bastard who starting getting caught in posession a lot towards the tail end. He actually hit a really good patch the year before he retired though tbf.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 7, 2014

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Shrapnig posted:

You really have no idea what you're talking about do you?
I was definitely more sensitive to it as a Liverpool fan who really, really hates that generation of Manchester United, but the hyperbole that greeted his retirement was bizarre. This is a classic "not saying he wasn't good, just saying he's overrated" conversation that happen in every sport ever. I hope to god the conversation moves on before Ninpo checks this thread.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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International football player Eden Hazard has asked Google to forget his World Cup performance:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/14/eden-hazard-asks-google-to-remove-rubbish-world-cup-quarter-final-ratings-from-searches-4832777/

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I'm so sorry everyone, but I can't tell who this is.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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NSFW:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvz9Y7uIUAEbj7p.jpg

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I don't know if it's real, but this is Schelke's new tunnel in their stadium:

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Bloodbath posted:

Costa looks like a more scary version of Eduardo
He looks like he's been running a drug cartel for 30 years

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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There's nothing gay about wrestling, any more than there's anything gay about the Power Rangers or happy meals or anything else that's meant for children

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Earthy Ape Unit posted:

I believe if you look to the offsite dox you will note that his last name is not Howard. It's someone still here!
There's obviously some kooky small internet forum backstory to who you are, that's cool and all but wouldn't you rather talk about football?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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There's always a few policemen.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I don't know who that American guy is tbh

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Amazing. He hasn't even deleted it lmao you're going to jail Craig

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Is his head supposed to be that tiny on his body?

Edit: and off-centre

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Nice to see Sturridge's new contract doesn't any weird clauses or stipulations in it:

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Soup and a Sandwich posted:

farting on bermondsey. gently caress south london.
That'd all be Southwark mate, I used to work in that Darth Vader horseshoe one at the bottom.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I don't understand what's going on with the pictures. Are they portraits of their teammates? What is De Gea supposed to be holding? Is Rooney making a hair joke? Is Di Maria retarded?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Shrapnig posted:

I'd be afraid of turning them off to the game by forcing them to watch grown men fall over each other for 90 minutes.
This post is a disgrace lmao

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I never see these in any shops anymore (they're called powerpods now?), do Tesco and that still sell them? I found a bucket full of my old ones in my parent's house a few months ago. I remember the Le Tissier was bang on.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Jayou posted:

Proof reading isn't The Guardians strong point it seems...

https://imgur.com/sWora9R
lol

god dammit

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Have a bit of common sense love, it's a football pitch

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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edit: poo poo wrong thread

Hoops fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 24, 2015

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Lampard, Schmeichel, Suarez in, Keane, Vieira, Zola out, move Shearer ahead of Giggs, Gerrard doing surprisingly well there.

But as football poll results go I've seen a lot worse.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Ewar Woowar posted:

Henry should be top
Ronaldo is a miles better footballer than all of them, by a long way.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2015/feb/17/chelsea-fans-prevent-black-man-boarding-paris-metro-video

Chelsea fans push away a black guy trying to board the Paris metro and chant "We're racist, we're racist, and that's the way we like it".

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Watched the loop of that probably dozens of times in total and it never gets old

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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did a little "come on my son" when I realised it was the keeper in on goal

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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stickyfngrdboy posted:



im in that circle, i used to have a better image from a similar angle that was in the yorkshire post or evening post or w/e but i cannae find it
Were you sat with the Honey Monster's retard brother

Hoops fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Mar 3, 2015

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Quite a few different possible punchlines here imo

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Youtube closed caption software struggles with the scouse accent:

http://imgur.com/a/feq2Y

love your tits best players

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Four game ban

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Aug 19, 2005


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