TheBigAristotle posted:

That poo poo took a long loving time to load on my shite work computer, and boy was it not worth it

Hoops posted:

I have played this game.

Maybe it wasn't exactly this but it had little bumper players and you played on a pool table. Was only about five or six years ago, in a pub in the Lake District.

Much harder than you'd expect.

HJB posted:

You joke but clearly Townsend's taken his ITV sacking hard

Mean Bean Machine posted:

XBenedict posted:

The terrorist won.

atomic gog posted:

Is that real??!

Xabi posted:

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/1876557155823141/

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Hey, always an excuse to post this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O3otJu2FWE

Shrapnig posted:

It was on here and all of the Chelsea fans were parroting it.

Paperhouse posted:

He also got sent off

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA&t=149s

quote:

Aye – Yes
Nar – No
Nee – No
Wor – Our
Gan – Going
Yee – You
Doon – Down
Neet – Night
Owa – Over
Reet – Right
Nowt – Nothing
Wrang – Wrong
Lang – Long
Howk – Pick or scratch
Divvent – Don’t
Toon – Town, Newcastle United
Geet – No real translation, a descriptive word
Alang – Along
Radgie – Chav
Radge – Mad
Class – Good
Bonny – Beautiful
Gadgie – Old man
Bairn – Child
Bait – Dinner, packed lunch
Hinny – Female
Hyem/yem – Home
Hoose – House
Canny – Good
Propa – Significant
Belta – Reall good
Gob – Mouth
Snout – Cigarette
Doylem – Idiot (insult)
Charva – Chav
Mortal – Drunk
Nappa – Head
Knackered – Tired
Laddie – Boy
Lassie – Girl
Smerking – Smoking
Haddaway – Term for disbelief
Clamming – Hungry
Deek – Look
Nebby – Nosey
Deed – Dead

quote:

Anybody who has read Sam Allardyce’s book, ‘Big Sam: The Autobiography’, will no doubt still be suffering residual effects of the psychological trauma caused by one particularly infamous passage.

While discussing his extra-curricular pursuits and his penchant for the party, Allardyce fondly reminisced:

I squeezed into some very tight black pants and nailed the Moonwalk. I’ve even dressed up as Cheryl Cole.

Grim and harrowing in equal measure.

While we’re sure the mental images are painfully vivid, there now exists actual photographic documentation of Sam’s aforementioned ‘Cheryl’ anecdote.

Bea Nanner posted:

https://twitter.com/HeybridgeFC/status/718146975074488320

CyberPingu posted:

He looks really cross at the Jimmy Saville one

blue footed boobie posted:

Some player did a really cool announcement of his retirement where he posted his registration card that had been passed among clubs throughout his career and had finally come back to him. I think it was del piero. Anyone have that? It was cool as hell.

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/963744786543988737
https://twitter.com/Jack_Moore7/status/964308079943831552

Real Name Grover posted:

https://twitter.com/Ibra_official/status/976883992829026305

quote:

Uruguayan club Maldonado, “reviewing footage” after one of their U17 players was banned for four games for throwing a pitchside reporter’s laptop at opposition fans. Reporter Jorge Benoit: “I had to get a new one. He threw my microphone and my headset too.”

quote:

Brazil’s Potiguar de Mossoró, waiting on FA sanctions after coach Maikel Ranielle called match officials “thieving tramps, here to rob us” while physio Josimar “Mickey” Alves da Costa chased a linesman and kicked him. Mickey: “He took my water bottle without asking.”

Corrode posted:

I dream of Vladivostok reaching the Champion's League. Imagine the whining from some managers when they have to make a 4000mile round trip on a Tuesday night.