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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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I would remark about how hAwt that is, but I don’t really need to.

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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Der Shovel posted:

Apparently while he managed Aberdeen, Fergie titled himself the "Poet-laureate of Govan" and used to let his players know they'd been docked wages etc through the medium of poetry.
:allears:

THIS. THIS is what made him a legend.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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https://twitter.com/ianwright0/status/1298690318376853504?s=21

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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The good old days, when the best keepers were a C cup.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Der Shovel posted:

Matt LeTissier is REAL ANGRY about being forced to wear masks, and chose a shall we say unfortunate way to express it.

https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/1301781225582014465

Jesus loving christ what a bellend.

E: looks like he's deleted the tweet, but Google's got it.



A less squinty version.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Shrapnig posted:

I've decided that the socks are actually the worst part of the kit.

Perfect Av/comment combination.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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At least the whole thing won't be taking the pitch.

ManUre posted:

While the team will take to the field wearing the jersey with accompanying white shorts and white socks, there will also be shorts and socks with the same pattern as the shirt, available for fans to buy.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Bundy posted:

Titillating

:dadjoke:

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Here's some unsettling context...He's started playing professional football:

Before there was a professional league in Japan.

Before there was a "Premier League".

When Oxford and Luton were in the top flight.

Before Messi was born.

The same year as "The Hand of God".

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Shrapnig posted:

20 years ago that would get you 2 feet to the chest for doing that at 4-0 up

Rightfully so.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Poor social distancing imo.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Amazing

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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UnfurledSails posted:

Ben Foster started putting a gopro in his goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dv3Xu3HKTQ&t=230s

It’s a good reminder that being a keeper is like 95% cheerleading.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Tasty.

https://twitter.com/QuestTV/status/1320056279608471559?s=20

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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britishbornandbread posted:

How soon we forget Chris Brass.

This is pretty much the top of Own Goal Mountain, tbh.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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I think the NoDak that bought that Fernandes shirt just drew his name out of a hat.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Goon spotted.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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This Twitter thread is a reminder that non-league football is the best football.

https://twitter.com/JoeBillGibbo/status/1338091176113664001?s=20

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Mick Harford looks like he threw it.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Decent likeness tbf.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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BEST 20 seconds in football. :colbert:

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Proof that modern football is rubbish.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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This is extremely cool and good and he is a worthwhile human.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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UnfurledSails posted:

lol at the guy springing up in the end

Reminds me of this gem.

https://youtu.be/CTyqciQcd78

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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Eric Cantonese posted:

Classy, understated tracksuits. :)

This is what all weddings should be, tbh. gently caress the Billion dollar wedding industry.

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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

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CyberPingu posted:

The state of that pitch. Loving it

Football is always better when the keeper is standing in mud. Fact.

Artificial turf and under soil heating ruined football. :colbert:

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