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Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

Afro Doug posted:

cruft is good and so is salamander

something something something gander!

see it isn't so hard guys

# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:41

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# ? May 9, 2024 15:20

alnilam

I hope they aren't allergic to dander!

(Cause they're drawing cats and a new dog you see)

# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:43

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

this is a work of art

# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:48

bog pixie

this is cute and I'm smiling about it in the real world

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:06

bog pixie

aaaaaaahhhhh

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:07

Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

ectral would probably make for a good one

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:13

Mogren: Enlightened beast
Spirit among mortals
Spreader of wisdom
Forever watchful
Good kitty
:angelcatte:

Need alt accounts for more 5s. For Art.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:33

thewizardofshoe

Excellent work Salmiakki and cruft. These are amazing!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:06

cuntman.net

5 but make one for windmill slayer

# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:10

cool biRd pics: you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

these are gr8

# ? Jul 16, 2014 09:00

Grey Skies: by FactsAreUseless

cool biRd pics posted:

these are gr8

mlyp

# ? Jul 16, 2014 10:01

Salmiakki

Afro Doug posted:

cruft is good and so is salamander

salamander is the cutest nickname based on my username holy hell

anyway im awake! heres a pic i drew yesterday

[tooticky is a girl but w/e]

# ? Jul 16, 2014 10:35

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

nice

# ? Jul 16, 2014 10:55

ulvir

this deserves all the fives. keep'em coming

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:18

ulvir

Salmiakki posted:

funny you should say that, because

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:19

ulvir

Salmiakki posted:

im still on vacation so

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:20

ulvir

Salmiakki posted:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:20

ulvir

just had to emptyquote my favourites

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:20

Grey Skies: by FactsAreUseless

i'm glad this happened

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:22

i am he

Salmiakki posted:

salamander is the cutest nickname based on my username holy hell

anyway im awake! heres a pic i drew yesterday

[tooticky is a girl but w/e]

this one is my favorite

# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:40

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Ectral posted:

this is cute and I'm smiling about it in the real world

# ? Jul 16, 2014 15:57

SIDS Vicious

not...not in it....voted ...5

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:13

Salmiakki

Iggy Koopa posted:

not...not in it....voted ...5

cruft actually made a poem for you, but it used your old name and i was unable to come up with anything to draw for it

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:15

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Salmiakki posted:

cruft actually made a poem for you, but it used your old name and i was unable to come up with anything to draw for it

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:17

cruft

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

something something something gander!

see it isn't so hard guys

You got it bb. Just think of funny words with the same beat as the "something"s. Like:

"Lovin' this like geese love ganders!"

Anyway.

I want everybody (but mostly Salmiakki) to know that this is getting printed out and put on my office door.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:22

Salmiakki

cruft posted:

You got it bb. Just think of funny words with the same beat as the "something"s. Like:

"Lovin' this like geese love ganders!"

Anyway.

I want everybody (but mostly Salmiakki) to know that this is getting printed out and put on my office door.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:23

FluffieDuckie

i for one am glad these 2 crazy kids found each other

i'd do a cruft/salamander appreciation rhyme but that's totes not my thing

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:37

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

FluffieDuckie posted:

i for one am glad these 2 crazy kids found each other

i'd do a cruft/salamander appreciation rhyme but that's totes not my thing

Salamander and cruft
Sittin in a tree
I-L-L-U-S-T-R-A-T-I-N-G

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:43

cruft

Salmiakki posted:

cruft actually made a poem for you, but it used your old name and i was unable to come up with anything to draw for it

Actually, sid, it goes even deeper than that. Initially I was thinking this could just be a saga of "The Adventures of Oil Can Boyd". It'd be all 1910 newspaper-style, with punchlines that are only funny if you're 6 years old or stoned, and it'd chronicle the zany misadventures of Oil Can Boyd, hobo extraordinaire.

Here are a couple of out-takes:

quote:

"Gosh I'm annoyed," said Oil Can Boyd,
"Annoyed as I've ever been, ma'am!
For the oil has settled, the boyd's on its poych,
But I just cannot find the damned can!"

quote:

Oil Can Boyd
Hopped into his car
And headed to Thunder Bay.
But while he was driving,
He saw a big goose,
And then he drove quickly away!

But then you changed your username and we headed down a different road.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:44

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

Salmiakki posted:

cruft actually made a poem for you, but it used your old name and i was unable to come up with anything to draw for it

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:47

SIDS Vicious

cruft posted:

Actually, sid, it goes even deeper than that. Initially I was thinking this could just be a saga of "The Adventures of Oil Can Boyd". It'd be all 1910 newspaper-style, with punchlines that are only funny if you're 6 years old or stoned, and it'd chronicle the zany misadventures of Oil Can Boyd, hobo extraordinaire.

Here are a couple of out-takes:

But then you changed your username and we headed down a different road.

most people just call me sid all the time anyways lol

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:48

FluffieDuckie

Iggy Koopa posted:

most people just call me sid all the time anyways lol

he'll always be sid

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:57

Salmiakki

poo poo why didnt i make the thread title mothergoons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:59

cruft

Salmiakki posted:

poo poo why didnt i make the thread title mothergoons

niiice. I was super curious to see how you were going to handle this crazy poem, and this works beautifully!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:01

City of Glompton

I've an idea for some fun, cruft decided
salamander, you draw for the rhymes I've provided
the thread will be fantastic! and good! and great!
it will keep us real busy, we'll stay up real late

so they rhymed and they drew
and made some nice 'toons
to share with the posters
who call themselves goons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:03

FluffieDuckie

Siluvayne posted:

I've an idea for some fun, cruft decided
salamander, you draw for the rhymes I've provided
the thread will be fantastic! and good! and great!
it will keep us real busy, we'll stay up real late

so they rhymed and they drew
and made some nice 'toons
to share with the posters
who call themselves goons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:05

cruft

Siluvayne posted:

I've an idea for some fun, cruft decided
salamander, you draw for the rhymes I've provided
the thread will be fantastic! and good! and great!
it will keep us real busy, we'll stay up real late

so they rhymed and they drew
and made some nice 'toons
to share with the posters
who call themselves goons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Siluvayne posted:

I've an idea for some fun, cruft decided
salamander, you draw for the rhymes I've provided
the thread will be fantastic! and good! and great!
it will keep us real busy, we'll stay up real late

so they rhymed and they drew
and made some nice 'toons
to share with the posters
who call themselves goons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:08

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# ? May 9, 2024 15:20

Salmiakki

Siluvayne posted:

I've an idea for some fun, cruft decided
salamander, you draw for the rhymes I've provided
the thread will be fantastic! and good! and great!
it will keep us real busy, we'll stay up real late

so they rhymed and they drew
and made some nice 'toons
to share with the posters
who call themselves goons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:17

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